EastEnders Quotes!

[di marco]

*Sam & Andy*
Sam: Would you still love me if I was fat?
Andy: No.

lol!
and the one just before xmas when sam realised she lost everything and was crying about it to andy and andy said: "dont you look ugly when you cry!" (or somethimg along those lines)

[squarelady]

What episode is this quote from?

CHRISSIE: What d'you reckon? Draw in the crowds?
DENNIS: This lot round here, they see the word 'bargain' and it's like hyenas round a dead zebra.
CHRISSIE: What a lovely image, Dennis. I'm going to treasure that

[di marco]

What episode is this quote from?

CHRISSIE: What d'you reckon? Draw in the crowds?
DENNIS: This lot round here, they see the word 'bargain' and it's like hyenas round a dead zebra.
CHRISSIE: What a lovely image, Dennis. I'm going to treasure that

i think (though i might be wrong) it was when they were closing down the nail bar and they were trying to sell the stuff and chrissie made a window display?

[squarelady]

i think (though i might be wrong) it was when they were closing down the nail bar and they were trying to sell the stuff and chrissie made a window display?

Thank you!

[stapler]

Dennis: What do you want to be when you're older? Please miss, I want to be a murderer. I don't want to be but that's what I'm going to be.

Same episode...

(Something like this)
Dennis: How's the club? I heard you got it back. The wendy house for the special little princess when she's in her mid-thirties.

[Chris_2k11]

Andy to Sam: "Out of all the women i've known, you really are... the blondest!"

[dddMac1]

One of mine was just the other night!!!

Nana Moon.... " I'm not dead yet."

that was my favourite Quote

[stapler]

Have to say, I'm not liking Nana... my granny rocks more! lol

[Angeldelight]

Jake- I could just see you as lady Godiva
Chrissie- Behave I was asking Mo anyway
Jake- what do you think Mo, her riding on the back of a horse?
Chrissie- now if I rode on the back of a horse, as lady Godiva, it wouldn’t leave much to the imagination
Jake- that’s fine because I don’t have much imagination

Dot- what have you been and done now Jim Branning
Jim- only the best for my Dorothy. I’ve got us pickled eggs Ian’s finest, I got chocolate fingers, apple turnover…

Sharon- Supermodel Sharon Watts, fresh from the sun-drenched Caribbean. Wearing a little post-punk, Westwood influenced number in PVC.
Chrissie- Followed by Chrissie, 'I don't get out of bed for less than a cup of tea' Watts. In a Lauren Bacall inspired 1940's outfit, topped by Parisian beret.

Garry- Keep it down will you? People are upset here
Stacey- Don't lecture me, Garry. I'm from a broken home.
Garry- Yeah, I'm beginning to see why.

Jake- Just calm down, stop making my life such a misery. Not too much to ask is it?
Danny- You know what you need?
Jake- A brother transplant
Danny- A woman. A nice piece of skirt, help clear your head.

Jake- what’s happened to Danny? He looks like he’s had a close encounter with an oil well

Danny- Your jaw drops any lower I reckon I could use your gob as a dustpan
Jake- oh shut up and go and play with your daleks will ya

Dennis- how do you sleep at night?
Den- like a baby

Chrissie about Sam- what’s her problem?
Den- no brain

Andy- sugar, spice and all thing nice hey Den
Den- Andy do yourself a favour have the snip before it’s too late

Danny to Dennis- next time you touch my brother you won't be serving spirits you'll be one

Andy to Dennis- how many times can you let life beat you up when all you want to do is beat the life out of everyone else

Dennis- things falling into place for you Sharon well let's see if I can make them fall a little harder and faster Den got to come home because of what I did you got your dad back because this worthless user did a murder

Dennis- the way you go on about Den...I'm starting to think you've got the hot’s for him

Janine moving Barry's ashes- still getting in the way there Barry

Andy- I don’t wanna be married to you anymore

Dennis about Den- ahh....you gotta love him haven't ya...Very selective in his truth telling…he should go into politics'

Laura- shouldn't you be wearing a pith helmet with that
Ian- get lost
Laura- I would do but you might discover me

Janine- if only he worn slip on shoes

Phil- I don't like you
Dennis- wasn't planning on proposing

Sharon- I was a bit short with Pauline...bit her head off
Dennis- she'll grow a new one

Johnny- when I go to a fancy dress party I go as the invisible man, you won’t see me but I’ll be having a good time

Dot- The first rule of old age, know your limits

Chrissie- that’s a shame cus you would’ve seen the Queen Vic landlady in her full glory
Jake- maybe I could get a sneak preview
Chrissie- nah, cus that would spoil it for all the other real men

Patrick to Jim- oh brother you got the look of a beaten man

Danny- I am the Doctor
Jake- amazing to think we come from the same gene pool

Johnny- place is dead, might as well show our faces, give Chrissie some support
Danny- Yeah or something a bit extra, hey Jake
Jake- Oo can we go in your tardis

Juley- you said wattage and your names Watts right

Dennis- I’m teaching her darts
Kat- I know what you’re teaching her

Kat to Dennis- You say anything like that to me again and I mean ever and I’ll bar you for life

Andy- I do a nice line in surprises
Kat- He’s right about that

Sharon- you telling Pauline she had the hot’s for dad your lucky she didn’t brain you with the frying pan

Pauline- Vicki’s moved in with me and Sharon’s moved in with Dennis
Den- what are you on about they live in the same house
Pauline- I’m talking about them shacked up together, same house, same room, same bed. So welcome home Dennis Watts

Den about Dennis- don’t worry about it, it was just handbags that’s all
Sharon- I know what you mean by handbags dad, someone picking their teeth out of the carpet

Dennis to Den- and what you want doesn’t really come in to it, cus there’s something’s in this world you can’t stop and I’m one of them

Dennis- I’m not going to rook with you Den besides I’m half your age and you’re far too knackered

Martin- I wouldn’t trust that old banger
Derek- that’s no way to talk about Jim

Chrissie to Den- if it’s flying past your ear I’m aiming to high babe

Ian- maybe he’s a gorilla, like Phil Mitchell, he’s so pig ugly she won’t bring him out

Dot- how long have I known you
Den- about a hundred years

Den- which key is it?
Dot- I’m not telling you
Den- oh that’s mature

Den- you and me were the same, no one would have guessed, we’re both liars
Dot- I’m just keeping it from him
Den- oh there’s a subtle difference, I must remember that

Dot- scared Den?
Den- scared, I’m terrified to be around Chrissie with kitchen utensils

Den- what have I got to lose?
Chrissie- go and get the bread knife and I’ll show ya

Juley- look at me man face like a god vandalised my beauty has actually benn desecarated

Big Mo- do I look like I paddled up the Thames on a banana skin

Andy- of all the women I've known your by far the blondest

Dennis- is that when the big hand's pointed at Mickey

Dennis- you've destroyed everyone you ever cared about, I hate you

Sharon- why do you hate him so much
Dennis- I'm an ungrateful son

Dennis- dress it up for you shall I, we went for a nature ramble in the woods and only one of us came back

Dennis- one count of GBH and a murder and the rest of the time I was rescuing kittens from trees and helping old ladies across the street

Dennis- hitting your head against a brick wall feels great when you stop

Sharon- what are you so scared of
Dennis- me
Sharon- well I'm not...come here

Chrissie- now that's a nice welcome for your wife

Dennis- I'm no therapist but if you want a few sessions on the couch I'm always up for it

Dennis- don't unless you mean it

[melanielovesdennisrickman]

Hiya!!!!!
They Are All Great,Thanks AngelDelight!!!!!

Love
Melanie