EastEnders Quotes!

[Toxic]

Zoe to Stacey : What you looking at?

Stacey: Not alot.

[*cinderella*]

the quote in my sig by kat and alfie! that makes me laugh lol. oh and nana moon the other night was hilarious with "im not dead yet"

[Amber]

Den: You'll never get me outta the Vic!

True I hope!

[kelly05]

Nana Moon has had some real classics..... Just can't think of them at the mo!!!

[stapler]

Den: What have I got to lose?
Chrissie: Go and get the bread knife and I'll show you!

[*cinderella*]

Dennis: What are you scared of?
Sharron: You!
Dennis: Me?! Id never do anything to hurt you, id kill anyone that did!
Sharron: Exactly!

I think that was it anyway!

[Layne]

Woew there is loads, obviously all the ones people have already posted

CHRISSIE: What d'you reckon? Draw in the crowds?
DENNIS: This lot round here, they see the word 'bargain' and it's like hyenas round a dead zebra.
CHRISSIE: What a lovely image, Dennis. I'm going to treasure that


Chrissie: I love your father very much. And heaven help me I’ve learned to love you lot as well…But for once, in your selfish, miserable lives, could you not of waited until after dinner?! (She throws the bowl of sprouts to the ground


DANNY: If your jaw drops any lower we could use your mouth as a dust pain
JAKE: Oh go and play with your Daleks!

Jake: "And to think...We come from the same gene-pool!"


Dennis: I did it for you.
Den: Well, that makes all a difference. Come on son; give your dear old Dad a hug


Andy: I’m asking again, you should be flattered.
Dennis: Yeah I’m blushing.
Andy: Come back, come on.


Andy: Oh I think it’s all still there, I think it’s just a question of tapping into your potential.
Dennis: Andy you’ve asked me, I’ve said no. Now do yourself a favour, don’t ask again


Den puts money in the Jukebox and selects a song
Dennis: Are we gonna dance or what?


Dennis: Alfie! Make it a large one he's paying.
Den: Oh don't mind me help yourself, you help yourself to everything else. Why don't you go mad while your up there 'ave a bag of nuts an'all

There were loads on the night of Dens Demise

Chrissie: Not bad,
Jake:You ain't to shabby yourself

Chrissie: Nice legs johnny!


and of course:
Shannis:
Forever. i mean it!

Well he deffinaltly did!

[Amber]

Chrissie: Not bad,
Jake:You ain't to shabby yourself

Aww JC !

Chrissie: Nice legs johnny!

Hehehe! After the one and only (at the moment) kiss from Jake & Chrissie. *Sigh* If only life on EE were simpler.

[Treacle]

There are tons of fab ones. EE is the best for them

[Torrie]

There have been some brilliant lines, lol!

*Frank & Peggy*
Frank: Peggy, my little passionflower!
Peggy: I come all the way to your funeral and you don't even have the decency to be dead!


*After Alfie stops Kat & Andy’s wedding*
Alfie: So can I kiss you now then?
Kat: I ain’t forgiven you yet.
Alfie: Alright - no tongues …

*And then Alfie starts talking about being good in bed*
Kat: But I don't know that yet, do I?
Alfie: I've got references.
Kat: You'll get a slap in a minute!

*Sam & Andy*
Sam: Would you still love me if I was fat?
Andy: No.

And they say romance is dead, lol!

Also loved this one from Nana and Alfie -

Nana: Alfie, I want to be cremated.
Alfie: Alright, darlin’, get yer coat!"