SoapBoards Member Spotlight

[Perdita]

There must be more questions to come, yes???

[Hannelene]

Course there is - he has to answer mine

[Meh]

Which have been answered and are with Abbie.

[Hannelene]

Great maybe I should think of some more questions for you!

[Chloe O'brien]

Great answers NB I totally don't get Shiv's question about a Tiger with Purple stripes and a pink elephant I need that explained.

[Meh]

Great answers NB I totally don't get Shiv's question about a Tiger with Purple stripes and a pink elephant I need that explained.

I thought it was to do with suspending traditional beliefs and investigating the possibility that ... - nah, it was a load of bollocks as was my answer

[Siobhan]

My question was a load of old bollox so you answered correctly

I had no clue what was going to be asked so I asked question I knew nobody else would have asked

[Abbie]

Hannelennes Questions to Norman Bates

1. Do you take sugar in your tea/coffee? If so how many do you have?

Two in coffee, one in tea

2. What is your real first name?

As if I'd tell anyone!

3. Why do you refer to yourself as ‘Norman Bates’ is pyscho your favourite film? Or is the name totally unconnected to you?

I've had so many names on the boards and its just one that I've used for no particular reason

4. How tall are you?

6ft

5. Do you twitter?

No


6. Are you on facebook? Why haven’t you added me?

Yes. Maybe I have?

7. What other sites do you use?

BBC, Bike Chat, Concours, Kubuntu - loads really

8. What made you create ‘soapboards.co.uk’?

See Q1 from the standard questions

9. What has been your favourite place to visit abroad?

Split between Mauritius and Maldives. I like my holidays to be relaxing and peaceful which those two places are.

10. Have you ever visited Scotland?

Visited and lived there

11. How do you celebrate the new year?

Watch the years highlights on telly, send the customary text and that's it.

12. What was your resolution for 2009? Have you managed to achieve this?

Probably to get fit and no, I haven't mainly due to work commitments.

13. How do you like your steak cooked for you?

Medium rare

14. Do you like junk food? And if so what is one item of junk food you can’t live without?

Coke - even though it has totally ruined by teeth

15. Do you like salt/toffee/ buttered or sweet popcorn?

All

16. Have you met most of the members on here in person?

Some - Luna, Trinith, and Chloe O'Brien

17. Who is your favourite member on here?

My wife

18. Have you ever had your heart broken?

Yes

19. Has any book or movie made an impact on you?

Several. Autobiography of Malcolm X as mentioned before.

20. What is the most annoying thing that someone could do to you?

Back stab.

21. If you could have any job in the world, what would it be?

Any, as long at it involves zero work, beaches and blue water

22. What do you like to do for fun?

Motorbiking.

23. What is the weirdest thing about you?

I have a dark sense of humour that some class as weird.

24. Are you cheap or thrifty?

Cheap as they come

25. Can you cook?

Hell no.

26. Which is the one book that has really impressed you?

Muriel Spark - The prime of Miss Jean Brodie

27. What are your favourite shows?

Lost and Dexter at the moment

28. Would you have plastic surgery done on your body?

No

29. What was your most embarrassing moment?

Next question.

30. What thought or message would you want to put in a fortune cookie?

Fall down seven, stand up eight

31. What is one food you’d never want to taste again?


Octopus

32. Who have been your favourite TV characters?

Dr Who. Been into that since I was about 8. I used to be a walking Dr Who encyclopaedia.

33. Do you like the Carry On films?

Love em to bits. All that innuendo!

34. What American TV shows do you like?

Lost. The best show ever.

35. If you were a comic strip character, who would you be and why?

Superman cause that's the first action hero from my childhood.

36. If you won a lottery ticket and had a million pounds, what would you do with it?

Become a teacher to the under privileged in some sunny location.

37. If you could be any superhero and have super powers, which one would you like to have and why?

X-Ray vision

38. What award would you love to win and for what achievement

The Nobel peace prize just so I could tell them where to stuff it. Maybe the achievement could be bringing down capitalism

39. In your opinion, which animal is the best (or most beautiful) and why?

Always been fascinated by Cheetahs for some reason. Probably because of their poise and agility.

40. What is one item that you really should throw away, but probably never will?

I hoard things. Two things I won't throw away: my Raleight Chopper bike from the 80s and the 10gig 1st generation iPod I have.

[Abbie]

41. Growing up, what were your favourite toys to play with as a child?

We didn't really have toys. We used to make go-karts that we'd race. It was a bugger stealing all those prams so we could get the wheels.

42. What toppings do you like on Pizzas?

Olives, Chillies and Onions

43. Have you ever tried oysters?

Yes

44. Who was the last group or act that you saw in concert?

Prince

45. What has been the most unbelievable storyline you have seen in a soap?

Fallon and those aliens

46. Which one was better- Dallas or Dynasty?

Dallas

47. What is your favourite song at the moment?

Shades of rhythm - Sound of Eden

48. What was the last song you downloaded?

Probably a Ministry of Sound one

49. Do you have an Ipod?

About four of them - 1st gen, 2nd gen, 5th gen and iPhone

50. Do you think HDTV is a good invention?

Yes - and wait till you see SHDTV
where they'd all be having a giggle)


51. Who's your favourite actor/actress and why?

I had a thing for Ingrid Bergman at one point

52. Which soapboard member would you like to be on a desert island with?

My wife (yes, she is a member)

53. How many fillings do you have?

Too many. Not from sweets, but from drinking coke.

54. What football team do you support?

None really. Normally any opposition to Man U or Chelsea.

55. What has been your most expensive purchase?

Probably car

56. What was the name of your first pet?

Don't have

57. Which celeb do you feel is over rated?

Victoria 'talentless' Beckham

58. What famous person do other people tell you that you most resemble?

They don't. I'm that unique

59. What dead person would you least want to be haunted by?

Jeremy Dhalmer (or anyone like him)

60. Would you rather go a week without bathing, but be able to change your clothes, or a week without a change of clothes, but be able to bathe?

The first one. Sweaty underwear? No thanks

61. Which of the four seasons do you most anticipate?

Spring - more time on the bike and start of longer days

62. You can choose your method of dying and the place in which you will die. Where would you like to die and how?

In bed with my family around me. With no pain.

63. You can choose your last meal. What will the menu consist of?

A hot spicy curry

64. If you had to be trapped in a TV show for a month, which show would you choose?

Lost. I'd do more than a month as well.

65. List 5 soapboard members-.then describe each of them in 5 words.

Rach - facebook, facebook, facebook, facebook, facebook!


66. You can select one person from history and ask them a question to which they must give a truthful reply. Whom would you select, and what question would you ask?

Probably Mr Rothschild and asked if he planned to **** up the world with the banking system

67. If you joined the circus, what act would you most want to perform?

Tightrope walker. Have you seen man on wire?

68. You discover that your wonderful one-year-old child is, because of a mix-up at the hospital, not yours. Would you want to exchange the child to correct the mistake?

Its hard to break the bond but at one year its possible to break and form a new bond? Possibly.


69. If you could have personally witnessed one event in history, what would you want to have seen?

That Schmaker-levy comet that hit Jupiter.

70. What rights should the father have if his unmarried girlfriend wants an abortion?

The same as the girl friend. Lots of people live as partners.

71. Would you enjoy spending a month of solitude in a beautiful natural setting? Food and shelter would be provided but you would not see another person

Just one month? Yes


72. You can cast any actor no longer alive to play you in a film about your life. Whom would you cast in the role?

Humphrey Bogart. He was seriously cool.

73. What things would you like to know better about your partner?

Just how the female though process works.

74. Are you religious?

Yes.

75. What newspaper do you read?
41. Growing up, what were your favourite toys to play with as a child?

We didn't really have toys. We used to make go-karts that we'd race. It was a bugger stealing all those prams so we could get the wheels.

42. What toppings do you like on Pizzas?

Olives, Chillies and Onions

43. Have you ever tried oysters?

Yes

44. Who was the last group or act that you saw in concert?

Prince

45. What has been the most unbelievable storyline you have seen in a soap?

Fallon and those aliens

46. Which one was better- Dallas or Dynasty?

Dallas

47. What is your favourite song at the moment?

Shades of rhythm - Sound of Eden

48. What was the last song you downloaded?

Probably a Ministry of Sound one

49. Do you have an Ipod?

About four of them - 1st gen, 2nd gen, 5th gen and iPhone

50. Do you think HDTV is a good invention?

Yes - and wait till you see SHDTV
where they'd all be having a giggle)


51. Who's your favourite actor/actress and why?

I had a thing for Ingrid Bergman at one point

52. Which soapboard member would you like to be on a desert island with?

My wife (yes, she is a member)

53. How many fillings do you have?

Too many. Not from sweets, but from drinking coke.

54. What football team do you support?

None really. Normally any opposition to Man U or Chelsea.

55. What has been your most expensive purchase?

Probably car

56. What was the name of your first pet?

Don't have

57. Which celeb do you feel is over rated?

Victoria 'talentless' Beckham

58. What famous person do other people tell you that you most resemble?

They don't. I'm that unique

59. What dead person would you least want to be haunted by?

Jeremy Dhalmer (or anyone like him)

60. Would you rather go a week without bathing, but be able to change your clothes, or a week without a change of clothes, but be able to bathe?

The first one. Sweaty underwear? No thanks

61. Which of the four seasons do you most anticipate?

Spring - more time on the bike and start of longer days

62. You can choose your method of dying and the place in which you will die. Where would you like to die and how?

In bed with my family around me. With no pain.

63. You can choose your last meal. What will the menu consist of?

A hot spicy curry

64. If you had to be trapped in a TV show for a month, which show would you choose?

Lost. I'd do more than a month as well.

65. List 5 soapboard members-.then describe each of them in 5 words.

Rach - facebook, facebook, facebook, facebook, facebook!


66. You can select one person from history and ask them a question to which they must give a truthful reply. Whom would you select, and what question would you ask?

Probably Mr Rothschild and asked if he planned to **** up the world with the banking system

67. If you joined the circus, what act would you most want to perform?

Tightrope walker. Have you seen man on wire?

68. You discover that your wonderful one-year-old child is, because of a mix-up at the hospital, not yours. Would you want to exchange the child to correct the mistake?

Its hard to break the bond but at one year its possible to break and form a new bond? Possibly.


69. If you could have personally witnessed one event in history, what would you want to have seen?

That Schmaker-levy comet that hit Jupiter.

70. What rights should the father have if his unmarried girlfriend wants an abortion?

The same as the girl friend. Lots of people live as partners.

71. Would you enjoy spending a month of solitude in a beautiful natural setting? Food and shelter would be provided but you would not see another person

Just one month? Yes


72. You can cast any actor no longer alive to play you in a film about your life. Whom would you cast in the role?

Humphrey Bogart. He was seriously cool.

73. What things would you like to know better about your partner?

Just how the female though process works.

74. Are you religious?

Yes.

75. What newspaper do you read?


The BBC website and the Guardian. I admit to reading the sun when they used to have Dear Deirdre online (but that was link from another forum

The BBC website and the Guardian. I admit to reading the sun when they used to have Dear Deirdre online (but that was link from another forum

[Abbie]

76. What are your views on immigration?

We're too slack. I believe in immigration when its needed. At the moment its not. I don't blame the immigrants but the Govt. Its all down to policy. We've got it wrong and its let right wing parties like the BNP to rise.

77. If you were going bald would you shave off all your hair? Or would you be one of those men that had a bad comb over?

It'd be a bald head with a goatee.

78. Do you smoke?

No

79. Have you ever experimented with drugs?

No - know people that do

80. With the introduction of DNA testing, do you think that capital punishment should be brought back?

Yes

81. Are you a royalist?

Hell no. Where's the Guillotine?

82. Would ever consider fostering or adopting a child?

Yes - but you are too old!

83. What are your favourite flavour of crisps?

Walkers Thai Sweet Chilli

84. How much is a pint of beer where you are?

No idea

85. Are you left or right handed?

Right

86. Have you ever had to stay overnight in hospital?

Yes - car accident and asthma attack

87. Can you change a baby’s nappy?

Yes, easily.

88. Which of the 5 senses could you not live without?

Sight

89. Do you have any tattoos or piercings?

Nope

90. Where were you when Princess Diana was killed?

Fast asleep in London.

91. Do you want the new Windows mobile phone?

No. I want the N900

92. Do tan in the sun?

Yes

93. Can you ski?

Probably not now. Been ages since I did skiing.

94. How many brothers or sisters do you have?

1 brother, 2 sisters

95. Are your parents still together?

no, my mum passed away 6 months ago


96. What was the last DVD you bought?

The dark knight and Rambo (First Blood) on Blu Ray

97. Are you looking forward to Saw 6? Or do you think they have made too many?

Stopped at saw 3. Looking forware to 2012 which is release in November

98. How do you become a moderator on here?

People get asked as and when required. It is a boring job. Ask any of the mods.

99. What are your favourite reality shows?

I'm a celeb - get me out of here

100. MSN or Yahoo?

Yahoo

101. Would you ever have a moustache/beard?

Maybe - but not yet

102. Who is the user Rimmer?

Me. As Norman Bates I have split personalities