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Just watched tonight's first episode. It was so funny to watch those weasels Graeme and Xim squirming and panicking at the thought of the authorities catching up with them. I'd have no qualms about...

Sorry, I meant to say pierced noses.

I spotted straight away that the girls were not Geordies. Not due to their accents, but to their appearance. Geordie girls have more tattoos, pieces noses and at least half a head of scarlet hair.

Ha ha ha! I knew that house of cards would come tumbling down. Becky is in danger of losing her brains every time she sneezes. I remember a few weeks ago, she was blubbing to Hayley, admitting to...

You have to remember that Kirk is not the sharpest tool in the box. Years ago, Chesney was reckoned to be a child genius. He is well lacking in common sense now thinking he can run a flat on his...

I never realised you hated him so much! lol

Yes, Toyah returns, and has a new career as a carer for severely disabled people. Her rapist has done his time in jail, and is always around to plague and terrorise her. Threats, remarks, and even...

And ending his sentences with "...so it is."

Ha ha! Wait til they give me the job of scriptwriter, and I bring back Toyah Battersby, and her rapist is freed from prison to plague her. Wait til you see what happens to him!

After Kylie's quick outburst of her family history, you can see why she's such a little cow. But I'd like to think her elderly scumbag father either died a slow and painful death, and nobody...

Is Tommy Duckworth the same nugget who was lodging with Tyrone and Molly? The same eejit who torched Leanne's Italian restuarant, then confesses to the police?

Someone like Kylie is sure to have made many bad enemies living the way she does. A drug-delaer she ripped off, a disgruntled ex-boyfiend, an embittered former best pal she screwed over, a landlord...

I wonder how he will leave. Surely he isn't gonna run off with another woman!!!!

Becky was in full-on self-destruct mode on Monday. She will not be told to stop what she does, then ten minutes later, she is full of apologies, "Please give me another chance, Steve...."

Still,...

I wonder how she will exit? She's really screwed up with Liz finding out about her exploits. I enjoyed the way Liz made her squirm on Friday. The other week, Steve read her the riot act, saying...

I think Sophie is being a real ******** the way she's going on at Sian.

Leanne would be the ideal person to adminster this slap. From previous characters, Karen McDonald would be another good candidate. But best of all would be the Street's hardest bitch, Linda...

I had a laugh at Kylie slapping David Platt's face tonight. It's the most useful thing she's done.

Nick's not as much a drip as he was when he was 19. He's still a drip, and a mummy's boy, though. You wouldn't need to be any type of hardened streetfighter to get the better of Nick.

Yes, and remember how quick Steve McDonald was up and about after the severe pasting and mauling he got off Jez Quigley's gang of thugs and pitbulls.

Wetherfield people have the strongest recovery rates in the UK. Remember Big Jim McDonald? Told by the doc he would never walk again after falling from the scaffold. Getting about in a wheelchair,...

Nice to see Sally found herself a new bloke. Hope she rubs Kevin's nose in it, ha ha!

Steve must have been insane to give Tracy a bar job. Working with Becky, fireworks are assured. He could have given her a driving job at Streetcars, as she once drove form them many years ago. ...

On Friday's episode, it was good to see that bitch Tracy Barlow getting the cold shoulder off the locals in the Rovers. Nobody wanted to drink with such a horrible, nasty cow. Can't we get her...

If Gary Windass really was getting thrown out of the Army after his court martial, he would certainly not have been allowed home that night. He'd be in the guard room, or maybe even the Military...