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    she you say? its a sheep in wolfs clothing...

    she you say? its a sheep in wolfs clothing
    devious indeed, but what is behind this choosing
    them scandalous rabits have gazumped her offer
    she'll get them back good and proper
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    On stage there are The "Beckhams" and "Leo"...

    On stage there are The "Beckhams" and "Leo" (speachmarks for added emphasis)

    Posh "And the winner for best Actor is..............David... David Beckham"

    David "You mean me?"

    Posh "yes, you...
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    Telephone Voice: "you rang M'Lord" LEO:...

    Telephone Voice: "you rang M'Lord"

    LEO: "What?....What number is this?"

    Voice: "Why My Lord its 0845 999 666. The number of Beelzebub"

    LEO: "Bumblebee Who?"

    Voice: "You Know Beelzebub,...
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    The once handsome Leo now looked like a clenched...

    The once handsome Leo now looked like a clenched fist.

    Paul opened his book of magic tricks....

    Trick one - place paper bag on head.
    Trick two - run and dont look back.

    Leo was free but...
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