Thursday:
OB finds a card that Evil!Clare has left for Sophie and Mel, grows a pair and shoves her against the wall, all scary and with a burnt forehead (ooh.) She goes to kiss him and he runs away...
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Thursday:
OB finds a card that Evil!Clare has left for Sophie and Mel, grows a pair and shoves her against the wall, all scary and with a burnt forehead (ooh.) She goes to kiss him and he runs away...
:p yay OK then
Previously on Hollyoaks...
Friday: So Sam tried to take Sophie (or possibly Mel, I don't know) hostage. Calvin tries to solve the situation by crushing a pint glass into the...
Evening all. I don't know if you remember me but I used to write my 'funny' (heh) versions of each Eastenders episode last year - I stopped because I don't watch it anymore. Well I thought I'd start...
Yes please :) I've been after one for ages but never found it - do you have any of the 9th Doctor in the Dalek episode, when he's being X-rayed and he's all topless? :wub: thanks :D
Aw, I was hoping they'd got together... :( It might stir things up a bit between them though :D
sorry, I just randomly saw this post in the 'new posts' thing - Corrie was in Donny? And I missed it? :eek: I live there :D
Friday
I've left it so long (well, 3 days) that I can't remember what happened. I think it's the revision's fault. Remembering stuff about left ventricles etc has pushed all EastEnders out of my...
Thursday
Apparently, Ruby told Grant all about her secret shame with Juley being paid to sleep with her by Phil. Because that's what you do when a complete stranger breaks into your house and...
:angel: merci
Tuesday
Phil and Grant arrive at Johnny's house. He isn't best pleased to see two walking, talking potatoes turn up and knock on his front door. Well, would you be? Mr and Mrs...
An opening sequence which is just pure WTF. Argh. There is a countdown going and Phil rushing around panicking, which gives the impression that he is going to explode or something when it gets to...
Potato Head's back! Ben is amazing in his awwwwww factor. Are they really related?
Yolande declares to Pauline that she's going to have an affair to get her own back on Patrick. Yes. That should...
ooh that reminds me, I haven't read her column for this week yet... must go nick the paper off my dad. :p i watched Friday's ep and I'll do it in a min:angel:
The last couple of weeks, condensed: (promise I'll do some properly next week!)
There is a party and Sonia and Naomi get drunk. They are having fun, so Sonia decides to kiss her. Naomi is all...
:D Yay I'm in the good gang! Can't wait to read it :p
...I just found out he has a girlfriend :(
Ooh this is the first time I've been in this thread :p . Well I've had a fab day, we've all been talking about the leavers' prom we're having at the end of June (yay!) and someone I like has been...
A very dog-themed episode, for some reason.
Honey seems less annoying than I thought before, when compared to Ponytail. Billy is worried about the visit from Honey's dad. She kisses him and Billy...
There's a scruffy old guy at the tube station. Being the nice guy that he is, Brad Hole gives him some money because he thinks he's a beggar. Awww. But it turns out that the scruffy old guy is a...
Missed first 15 mins.
In the Minute Mart. Apparently we are in an ad for some random jar of sauce. Are these the new EE sponsors? Brad not-Pitt, Hole buys a top-shelf mag, the dirty boy. Jim,...
Missed the announcer. Poo.
Kev!Bev! encourages Ponytail to get back together with Nico. She somehow works out that he's invited him round later. Whoo... psychic? She does the usual and storms...
So.
The announcer seems very happy. Apparently, Yolande's name is pronounced 'Yolander'. And she needs to wake up and smell the coffee. What coffee? That doesn't even make sense. She's already...
Yeah, it was good. Me and my friends' favourite part was that on the cinema ticket, the last 2 words of the title had been missed off :rolleyes: and we couldn't stop laughing at that - immature, I...
OMG it's nearly the end of the series, after this there'll be no more Sawyer until series two! *cries*
Flashback: in the airport
SAYID: Excuse me, will you look after my bag?
SHANNON: Sure....
*points* Ha ha.
Well if a huge dog bit me in the a*se like Wellard did Ian, I'd be a bit mad. Dog bites are not much fun, and I'm not sure but I think you have to have injections after severe ones. Plus you wouldn't...