Name says it all really, can be from tv, or just what a friends said in passing that's made you laugh and so on :D
Ok I'll start off with:
My friend: "The spleen is an organ?! Really? I thought it was a bone..." :lol:
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Name says it all really, can be from tv, or just what a friends said in passing that's made you laugh and so on :D
Ok I'll start off with:
My friend: "The spleen is an organ?! Really? I thought it was a bone..." :lol:
(Friend who lives 6 miles away in us arranging to go to the fair where she lives. We'd established asking my dad to get me or getting a bus wasn't going to get me home at the time we'd need after the fair.)
Friend: Drive the boat here!
Me: You have to have water to do that...
Friend: Scrape it across the road.. how do you get it into the sea anyway? Throw it over your shoulder? :rotfl: :rotfl:
Friends quotes are the best :lol: :p
There's this funny bit in the free paper I get on the way to college..
It's called NO S**T SHERLOCK :p
Press release from the department of the bleeding obvious
Crucifixion is bad for your health (unhygenic whips and nails can cause infections)
Republic of the Philippines Deparment of Health.
:rotfl: :rotfl:
:rotfl: :rotfl:
(Friend had come out of hospital and asked me to ring her because she was running out of credit.)
Friend: Where's my phone?!
Me: You're on it you nutter!
Friend: ... oh yeah!
(Revising the other day when I got a text through from a different friend who I go to the same school as, so I don't see her in the holiday because there's hardly any busses on non-school days and I'd have to change busses. So we text instead.)
Friend: Hi Kim, I can juggle... just been practicing.
Me: (Out the window to my mum who is raking the gravel because my dad messed it right up trying to get his lorry off of it when he was going to work.) Mum, Fabs can juggle!
Mum: Dad's in trouble? What's he done; got a speeding ticket?!
:rotfl: :rotfl:
Me and some friends went over to edinburgh on the train and i was wondering what time we would be home at.
Me: When are we getting the bus?
Lucy: You mean the train?
Me: You know what i mean
:lol:
and then getting off the train that night
Kerry: bye train i'll miss you.
me: byee bus i'll miss you too.
Kerry: that's what i ment bus
:lol:
This was when we were talking about Spain.. today actually..
Chris: Don't the Spanish sleep in the afternoon?
Sarah: Yeah.
Me: Oh yeah, fiesta isn't it?
Sarah (while laughing): That's a car!!
Chris: It's siesta!!
Me: :o Oh yeah.. my bad. I meant to say siesta... it came out wrong.
My Philosophy teacher:
Paul: Have you done faith and epistomology with Steven yet?
Class: No...
Paul: *loudly* Damn him to hell!!
:lol:
Late night conversation on the shoutbox...:lol:
Me: You're spelling is going dodgy
CrazyLea: It really is. thats a cross between the drunishness and my fastness :p they dont cazll me speedy gonzalez for nothign lmao
LMAO omg how embarrasing :lol:.