Two faced!

[Princess]

This is my idea for a TV programme:

A really popular actress with two lives. One in the world of showbiz and one in the world of crime. Her name is Tanya.

Along with Tommy, Abi and Jerry she carries out a series of crimes.

Her day job is working on a popular soap but at night she’s the most cunning con artist in Britain!

Part 1

{Tanya is walking outside her flat in London. She is talking
her mobile.}

Tanya: You’ve got to be joking me. This can’t be happen.
Since when was Jerry so honest.
I’ll be round soon. Bye.

{Tanya gets in her car and travels to a nearby burned out building.}

Tanya: So where is he?

Tommy: Round the back.

Tanya: Wait til I get my hands on him.

{Tommy grabs Tanya and stops her from going any further.}
Tommy: Don’t go doing anything stupid.

Tanya: I’m not the one who did something stupid. He’s landed us right in it.

Tommy: He didn’t mean to. He was forced into it.

Tanya: Oh come off it Tommy. He wasn’t forced into it. He handed himself over.

Tommy: He wasn’t thinking straight.

Tanya: Too right he wasn’t. He’s no idea what I’m going to do to him.

Tommy: Calm down Tanya. Let me talk to him. You go on to work.

Tanya: No chance. He’s not going to get away with this.

Tommy: Look if you go round there he’ll just run off again like he did the last time.

Tanya: Put it this way, once I’m finished with him, he’ll not have two legs to run away on. Stupid idiot.


To be continued

[Amber]

Fab! Please post more soon :D

[Princess]

Part 2

Tommy: Tanya come back.

Tanya: I don't believe it!

Tommy: What?

Tanya: He's run off. He's gone.

Tommy: He wouldn't be that stupid.

Tanya: Will look around. I don't see him do you?

Tommy: He can't have.

Tanya: Will he has. Phone Abi and tell her to come round here now.

{Tommy dials number.}

Tanya: Hang on.

{Tanya spots a envelope on the ground. She picks it up and rips it open.}

Tanya: What!

Tommy: What does it say?

Tanya: Dear losers,
Enjoy your time inside. I myself will be having a great time in the Carribean,
courtesy of your stupidity.
Love Jerry

Tanya: He's ran off with the money!

[Angeldelight]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you must post more more more

[Amber]

OMG! This is great!
It's a fab substitute for Hustle :D

[Princess]

Part 3

Tanya: This is ridiculous. Sometimes I think this is my acting life.

Tommy: What are we going to do now?

Tanya: How am I supposed to know? Where is Abi?

Tommy: Give her time.

Tanya: I don't have time. By this time tomorrow I'll probably be in prison. We need to
act now.

{Spots Abi running towards her.}

About time.

Abi: I went as fast as I could.

Tanya: Well it obviously wasn't fast enough. We're in real trouble Abs.

Abi: Why? What's Jerry done this time?

Tommy: He's ran off with the money.

Abi: He's done what? What are we going to do?

Tanya: Well there is one thing.

Tommy: What?

Tanya: We're going to the Carribean.

[Princess]

I know I got the idea from hustle. Its fab!

[Princess]

Tommy: We can’t do that.

Tanya: And why not?

Abi: Tanya the place know about us now. They’ll alert all
airport staff about us.

Tanya: Its worth a shot. Its either framing Jerry and Jerry
alone or prison. I don’t know about you but I’m
certainly not going to prison because of Jerry.
Are you coming with me or not?

Tommy: What about work?

Tanya: What about it?

Tommy: You’re meant to be filming this morning,
remember?

Tanya: I’ll soon take care of that.

{Picks up mobile and dials number. Puts on fake voice that makes her sound ill.}

Hello its Tanya. I don’t think I’ll be able to come in this morning. I’m really ill. Is that ok?

Thanks very much. I’ll be back on Monday.

{Back to her own normal voice.}
See. I’ve got them wrapped round my little finger. So are we heading off to the sun, sea and sand?

Abi: I’m in.

Tommy: Me too.

Tanya: Right. I’m off home to pack. Tommy you book flights. I’ll meet you both here around 12. Jerry can’t get away that easily.

[Princess]

{Tanya has just met Tommy and Abi. They get in the car and Tanya is driving to the airport.}

Tommy: So what’s the big plan?

Tanya: Now that would be telling.

Abi: Come on Tanya. How can we help you if we don’t know what we’re doing.

Tanya: You’ll find out soon enough.

Tommy: What if it doesn’t work? What then?

Tanya: It has to work. If it doesn’t the press will have a field day. I’ll lose my job, my home. I’ll lose my life.

Abi: Are you sure you’re going to through with this.

Tanya: Oh I’m sure alright!

{The park at airport, get bags out of boot and walk into the check in area.}

Worker: Afternoon madam.

Tanya: Afternoon.

Worker: So is this holiday a business or pleasure?


Tanya: Bit of both.

Worker: Have a good holiday. Enjoy yourself.

Tanya: Oh I will.

{Tanya, Abi and Tommy are walking over to the waiting area when a security guard begins chasing them!}

Guard: Stop. You over there stop!

Tanya: S**t!

Tommy: Run

Guard: Stop! Please. Stop!

Tanya: Faster! We got to get out of here.

Guard: Stop. I’m only looking your autograph!

{They all stop and look round. Sure enough there is the guard standing there with a pen and paper in his hand.}

Guard: Well can I have it?

Tanya: Of course you can. You really scared me there. I thought I was in trouble.

Guard: Its just I’m a really big fan. Sorry if I scared you.

Tanya: No worries, here you go. Bye.

Guard: Bye.

Tommy: That was close.

Tanya: Tell me about it.

Abi: I can just Jerry now, swimming in the ocean.

Tanya: And in a few hours we’ll be joining him!

[Princess]

{Tanya, Tommy and Abi have arrived at their hotel. They soon find Jerry in the bar where Tanya finds it hard to control her anger.}

Tanya: Look at him. Sitting there. I just want to kill him.

Tommy: Calm down Tanya. Go take a bath or something.
We can deal with Jerry tonight.

Tanya: Yeah. I don’t want him to know we’re here. We’ll all go up to our rooms and get ready for dinner. We’ll act then.

{The three of them get in the lift and go up to their rooms.}

Later on that night.

Tommy rings Tanya in her room.)

Tommy: You’ve got to get down here now. Jerry’s been shot!

Who shot Jerry???????

[Amber]

Who shot Jerry???????
Oh my gawd! I wonder who shot him :hmm:
Post more soon

[Princess]

{Tanya, Abi and Tommy rush downstairs to the hotel bar where Jerry has just been shot!}

Tanya: What the hell?

Tommy: He’s critical. He was shot in the chest.

Abi: How could someone do a thing like this?

{A man taps Tanya on the soldier. She is really startled when she sees he is a policeman.}

Policeman: Excuse me. Are you Miss Tanya Lawson.

Tanya: Yeah that’s me.

Policeman: I’m arresting you on suspicion of attempted murder.

{Tanya is put in handcuffs as a horrified Tommy and Abi look on.}

Tanya: You’ve got the wrong person. I didn’t do it!

[di marco]

wow this is great! :D wanna know who shot jerry! :) hope theres more soon, cant wait