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Ok this time no more than 10 words each.
Charlotte Church was in her room listening to her new..............
message she had recieved on her answer machine....
......she wondered who it was, until she heard that familiar......
clicking of the tongue then she knew straight away!...
...it was her long lost, extremely pretty..........
cat...oh pebbles where have you been shouted charlotte....
...I have been with tibbles, he is an accachi cat.......
the biggest and best cat in the world...really? lucky you
...charlotte could hear a buzzing coming from her........
drawer,what could it be she wondered....
.....it was the sound of her Nan.....
.......'s long lost, plastic........
vibrating walking stick,strong and long.....
.........and made with more than one use, could be used..........
......to eat jalapeno peppers off the.......
floor once cleaned by her mother who...
slept with the binman whilst re-gergetating
last weeks hotpot, that tasted like.........
of a dead sphixta musle playing the.......
.......whilst taking a piddle.....
on all of the rubbish bags..
Pebbles was once married to and had kittens with Bagpus...
the dog so they were half kitten half pup called pupkits..
genetically modified not to chase the postman and..
pee up everything making a statement that its there territory
However there was one problem - the full moon changed them
into long, royal turtle.....
pink, green eyed, blue tongued, yellow bellied, fire breathing...
wolf men! they hounded charlotte day and night for...
3 years now and she was sick of it. So...
one dark dark night she invited them in..
sat them down, fed them and made them watch......
Tellitubbies whilst tickling them with ..
a feather she had plucked from Emu on stage...
explode into millions of little rod hulls..
they were everywhere! charlotte was frantic but then......
soap_angel
03-03-2005, 13:47
...her boyfriend walked in and...
killed all the mini rods with his machine gun....
soap_angel
03-03-2005, 14:00
...that he nick from arnold swartsnegger..
sorry not spelt right i know, but you know who i mean
.....who was holidaying with kermit the frog, in a.......
soap_angel
03-03-2005, 14:29
...where he and kermit were sat at the bar drinking..
tadpole juice,next up they were going to try......
Bad Wolf
03-03-2005, 18:18
....and rob the ice cream van with....
and auditioning for the next Kerminator film as well as ...
buying 1/2 a packet of....
kermometer bullets that would be used for....
a piece of chicken and leek to.....
make for that nights delicious...
square dance and barbeque to shindig and......
jive away to charlottes album which is...
only possible if on a ****tail of ecstacy and ..
lemonade,which would help you tolerate such.....
soap_angel
04-03-2005, 12:03
...dog howling. So everyone was boogying away when...
when this funny coloured fog began to appear...
crazygirl
04-03-2005, 17:09
i started thinking
Behemoth
04-03-2005, 17:35
..."oh no, what is this funny coloured fog"....
The next thing I realise my best friend's Grandma Annie.....
is up on the table dancing round a......
soap_angel
04-03-2005, 22:53
...large totem pole with a small...
shrimp of a looking man which
soap_angel
04-03-2005, 23:07
was trying to...
get a good peak up her.....
soap_angel
04-03-2005, 23:22
..nostrils which were covered in...
tabago sauce which had been
soap_angel
05-03-2005, 20:52
mixed with onions...
and lettuce that had gone floppy because....
the cake had eaten 1/2 a packet of.....
soap_angel
06-03-2005, 17:17
that were bought from tesco
but she preferred asdas own as....
they are cheap 'n' cheerful. Then suddenly....
a big monstosity of a thing came swooping towards her..........
it was her local MP Alan *******. Now where .....
did I put that prosthetic limb?
Aha! She set about trying to knock some sense into...
her evil Grandma Suzie lulu. Why do you....
not exorcise me properly send me on holiday to....
big ginormous gigantic gargantuic .......
leg of lamb, whilst......
paddling in the local swamp.
"Hey you there! Why do you.......
always eat ketchup on your lamb?..
He replied : "Because my Nan...
made me when i was a little...
horse, splash my hooves with....
ketchup and mint sauce and worse of all.......
she never had a piece of.....
apple pie and chilli sauce for dessert. I travelled to...
the wild wild west because.....
my laryx broke on my mum's
dressing table which turned out to be ............
a blessing in disguise because...
soap addict queen
08-03-2005, 22:27
she really had tried hard.......
to eat science books on a tight.....
soap addict queen
08-03-2005, 22:31
budget but being a student.....
couldn't as there were stringent laws against
eating your own books so she ate her friends.......
hair whilst sucking......
on her friends lollipop that was.........
green and covered in cat fur. Yum Yum that was
the tastiest cat food....
I've ever eate now where's mickey?
he is in disney land so this is where i must go.....
on the euro star then. How much?......
15 million euros? Who's got number for Wallace Arnold?
I have! I Have! Give me your tuppence....
and I'll book a coach full of ....
soap addict queen
11-03-2005, 23:14
homeless refugees to come and cook dinner for you all.........
lot. Right I'm off. Return ticket to....
the bermuda triangle,where i will become....
a soap star and time travel back to .....
flipflop
12-03-2005, 16:30
the 1950s where I became.....
a flying granny basher.....
flipflop
12-03-2005, 16:32
god Lisa was so upset that
she sunk a packet of custard...
flipflop
12-03-2005, 16:41
and promptly threw up everywhere
including the stolen bullion and the yeti.....
costume that she had got whilst .....
playing the yeti in monsters inc....
with sulley who is his best.....
football fan around after west ham supports but....
the cake was growing a...
nose the size of a monster on the side of...
GM baboon born in outer space whilst travelling....
through time in a jumbo jet which was ....
over taken by branson in his new airbus....
soap addict queen
13-03-2005, 23:21
just before he crashed......
"Damn this'll affect my bottom line"
he stumbled out and to his surprise he saw
chamone256
28-03-2005, 15:39
the statue used to kill dirty Den. it said....
"he got away and will fall out of the Tardis next...
true.moon
06-04-2005, 17:55
a witch will carry him through the sky whilst crying
"I shot the sherif but i didn't shoot dirty den"
dragoneye454
20-04-2005, 11:00
as she is shot down by army of shreks domain
she utters her dying words......
soap_gal_
20-04-2005, 11:31
"I have the voice of an angel!, but..."
....and I should have married tom cruise yesterday
because today he decided to become a nun
and sail around the world on a mint polo
but he only made it to ........
the river nile before he got beamed up by.....
eastenders mad
22-04-2005, 17:55
and they changed him into someone famous
RealityGap
23-04-2005, 09:19
and then stuck him in a suitcase fillled with
Bird's eye custard. He eventually morphed in to a
SarahWakefield
24-04-2005, 09:40
Karoke but then realised......
SarahWakefield
24-04-2005, 09:41
Coma I Meant Lol
he could eat his way out and.....
RealityGap
24-04-2005, 10:31
eat all the gooey yellow custard and felt rather ......
bloated so went to Dr Jamusioliani and asked
Is this your recipe or.....
RealityGap
04-05-2005, 16:07
did you buy a packet of Tesco Value
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