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twinkle_eyes83
16-12-2005, 18:06
:crying: :crying: its a bit well very emberessing but here goes
ive had the coil fitted back in october its been ok up till now .right me and dp got carried away the other night you girls no how it is LOL with mr rabbit vibrator we have used it before and everything has been ok but the last couple of days its been quite sore down there not to sure if i have moved the coil or if it moved itself or been dislodged when we got carried away but not sure what to say if i go to the doctor can you imagine her face if i say we got to carried away with the vibrator
So tell her you went horse back riding :D
.:SpIcYsPy:.
16-12-2005, 18:51
:rotfl:... Awww bless ya :( I don't know obviously but hope everything goes ok :)
i had the coil fitted last year and my rabbit has never dislodged it!!
but one of my friends had to have 3 fitted as everyone moved she gave up in the end and has had to find something else to use, they can move sometimes its just one of those things. but if you think it has moved you had better get it checked just in case.
not sure what you could say to the doc though!!!
twinkle_eyes83
16-12-2005, 19:03
its all been ok up till now
twinkle_eyes83
16-12-2005, 19:03
So tell her you went horse back riding :D
that a good one rain :rotfl:
its strange that it has moved, but to be honset the doc has probably heard worse than a bunny story!!!!
twinkle_eyes83
16-12-2005, 19:08
its strange that it has moved, but to be honset the doc has probably heard worse than a bunny story!!!!
prob yeah i got garry to feel for it last night and its still there and he said he could feel the threads
Isn't it strange how we all have a rabbit?...lol
i have got the new one!! its really good!!!
have you had the strings trimmed yet?
Behemoth
16-12-2005, 19:16
lmao As if your talking about vibrators openly! I'm gonna have to put a warning in the topic title; to cover my back in case someone young reads :D
I went to my first AS party recently and bought one for the first time (I'm 41). God it is pink!
WRT the coil, I don't think a RR could dislodge it any more that straightforward s--. All you need to say to the doc is that you think it has moved - he/she doesn't need to hear any speculation as to how it happened, although it might brighten up their day, lol
lmao As if your talking about vibrators openly! I'm gonna have to put a warning in the topic title; to cover my back in case someone young reads :D
Thats just your dirty mind rob, we are discussing slinkies and fluffy bunnies
.:SpIcYsPy:.
16-12-2005, 19:27
Yeah.. :rolleyes: God knows what this is about.. Only understood one bit.. and that's me :rotfl:
twinkle_eyes83
16-12-2005, 19:27
yeah had all that done what new one have you got willow they have 2 out :rotfl:
i have the platinum one, i saw the other one and was very scared!!!!!
i have the platinum one, i saw the other one and was very scared!!!!!
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
twinkle_eyes83
16-12-2005, 19:49
thats the one i wanna get but saying that i want both :rotfl:
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
i take it you have seen it then!!!
the platinum one is a rr and the pulsatron in one!!!!
twinkle_eyes83
16-12-2005, 19:52
the platinum one is a rr and the pulsatron in one!!!!
there is 2 on as website the rrt and platinum
i have never looked on the website!!!
i have got a party booked for feb though!!!
twinkle_eyes83
16-12-2005, 20:02
i have never looked on the website!!!
i have got a party booked for feb though!!!
you should have a look on there website they got some good stuff on there i told garry the ones i want and sent the oictures of them to his works website :rotfl:
havent got a rabbit but my nates rave about thiers i did ask dave for xmas!!!
i looked on the website they have a even new one that dosent rotate it thrusts!! its purple
ooohhh!!! i will have a look!!!
twinkle_eyes83
16-12-2005, 20:25
ooohhh!!! i will have a look!!!
and it looks wicked :rotfl:
I'm not going to divulge all of em, but I got a locked toolbox to keep em in!!! :rotfl: I had to have a sort out of em all a while back - the bin men would have had a right eyeful if the bag had split :rotfl:
In reply to the original post though Twinkle - just ask the doc to check it, say you think it has moved - like someone already said, you don't necessarily need to say how it got dislodged and if you do, they have probably heard far worse anyway.....
I'm not going to divulge all of em, but I got a locked toolbox to keep em in!!! :rotfl: I had to have a sort out of em all a while back - the bin men would have had a right eyeful if the bag had split :rotfl:
In reply to the original post though Twinkle - just ask the doc to check it, say you think it has moved - like someone already said, you don't necessarily need to say how it got dislodged and if you do, they have probably heard far worse anyway.....
you dark horse emz!!!!
you dark horse emz!!!!:rotfl: oooo the stories I could (but won't) tell :rotfl:
I'm an :angel: really - honest :angel:
This one has to go down in history as a classic thread. All us mums discussing our "toys" when usually the sybject is taboo. It's nice to know we can have a joke and a laugh about these things instead of whispering about it.
This one has to go down in history as a classic thread. All us mums discussing our "toys" when usually the sybject is taboo. It's nice to know we can have a joke and a laugh about these things instead of whispering about it.
it was nice to talk openly about them!!!
twinkle_eyes83
17-12-2005, 10:54
i want the new bunny!!!!
:rotfl: :rotfl: i take it you liked it then
it looks really cool!!!!
i will wait until my party and get a bit of discount!!!
it was nice to talk openly about them!!!It just shows how things have changed though doesn't it!! I remember opening one as a pressie on xmas day in front of my mum just to embarrass her lol
It just shows how things have changed though doesn't it!! I remember opening one as a pressie on xmas day in front of my mum just to embarrass her lol
i went to an ann summers wiith my mum once!!........................................she walked out in disgust!!!!!!!!!
JustJodi
17-12-2005, 13:19
I'm not going to divulge all of em, but I got a locked toolbox to keep em in!!! :rotfl: I had to have a sort out of em all a while back - the bin men would have had a right eyeful if the bag had split :rotfl:
In reply to the original post though Twinkle - just ask the doc to check it, say you think it has moved - like someone already said, you don't necessarily need to say how it got dislodged and if you do, they have probably heard far worse anyway.....
If U have worked in the ER ( A&E) you wouldn't believe the things ppl have tried to umm stuff in ...nuff said:o :rotfl:
JustJodi
17-12-2005, 13:24
its strange that it has moved, but to be honset the doc has probably heard worse than a bunny story!!!!
Oh yea... they have probably been blinded by a torch lodged in there too,, :rolleyes: I kid ya not !!! So the bunny story is probably pretty common and just be honest with the doc,, so u know that the bunny had something to do with the IUD getting dislodged ( then the next time u guys have a go, you will be umm a bit more umm careful http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_12.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZSYYYYYYYYNL) )
It just shows how things have changed though doesn't it!! I remember opening one as a pressie on xmas day in front of my mum just to embarrass her lol
i had a party once it was brilliant so funny i never giggled as much as i did at that party! the woman who came to do the party had us trying all the gels!! great fun.
twinkle_eyes83
17-12-2005, 20:18
AS WE ARE ALL TALKING BOUT THE SUBJECT I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE FUN
1. Do you wear jim jams or go commando in bed?
jim jams
2. Would you pose naked in Playboy for £250,000?
no
3. Have you made love outside and where?
only once
4. Have you been caught out having sex by your parents?
no but nearly did
5. Most embarrasing thing that happened to you concerning sex?
nouthing so far
6. Most favorite position?
any
7. Fishnets or tights?
tights
8. Would you dress up?
depands on what it is
9. Do you prefer a cocoa and a cuddle, rather than get gritty and a grope?
cocoa and cuddle
10. Are sex toys a wate of time
no
AS WE ARE ALL TALKING BOUT THE SUBJECT I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE FUN
1. Do you wear jim jams or go commando in bed?
jim jams
2. Would you pose naked in Playboy for £250,000?
no
3. Have you made love outside and where?
only once
4. Have you been caught out having sex by your parents?
no but nearly did
5. Most embarrasing thing that happened to you concerning sex?
nouthing so far
6. Most favorite position?
any
7. Fishnets or tights?
tights
8. Would you dress up?
depands on what it is
9. Do you prefer a cocoa and a cuddle, rather than get gritty and a grope?
cocoa and cuddle
10. Are sex toys a wate of time
no
1) depends on the weather but at the mo jim jams
2)yes if they play around with my pic and take out my stretch marks and enlarge my boobs lol
3) in a car
4)my dad walked in after and caught bf naked and me in a little silk negligee
5)nothing
6)doggy style
7)tights
8)yes
9)cocoa and cuddle
10)no
1. Do you wear jim jams or go commando in bed?
i wear nowt it far too hot in bed to wera pjs!
2. Would you pose naked in Playboy for £250,000?
No way that is not something anyone would wanna see
3. Have you made love outside and where? n
not full but stuff!
4. Have you been caught out having sex by your parents?
almost my dad was always so quiet on the stairs!!!!!!!!
5. Most embarrasing thing that happened to you concerning sex?
a burst blood vessel in a intimate plave!! LOL and not to me!
6. Most favorite position?
doggy
7. Fishnets or tights?
niether
8. Would you dress up?
maybe depends
9. Do you prefer a cocoa and a cuddle, rather than get gritty and a grope?
cocoa and cuddle most of the time!
10. Are sex toys a wate of time
depemnds what you got!
1. Do you wear jim jams or go commando in bed?
commando - far more comfy
2. Would you pose naked in Playboy for £250,000?
no - don't think anyone would want to see me naked - they'd lose all their subscribers lol
3. Have you made love outside and where?
cricket pitch, woods, car, ummmm not adding any more as you all think i'm innocent lol
4. Have you been caught out having sex by your parents?
yep
5. Most embarrasing thing that happened to you concerning sex?
having excess air whilst in a certain position and not the normal wind either :rotfl: (am I allowed to say that ??)
6. Most favorite position?
choice between all fours or against a wall :D
7. Fishnets or tights?
fishnets (tights attracts birds)
8. Would you dress up?
yep
9. Do you prefer a cocoa and a cuddle, rather than get gritty and a grope?
any form of gritty and grope would be great!!
10. Are sex toys a waste of time
most definitely not :D
I think all of my credibility has just flown out of the window!!
I'm an angel - honest :D
JustJodi
17-12-2005, 23:47
AS WE ARE ALL TALKING BOUT THE SUBJECT I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE FUN
1. Do you wear jim jams or go commando in bed?
jim jams,,presuming those are pajamas
2. Would you pose naked in Playboy for £250,000?
they need to pay me the NATIONAL DEBT to make me even show my bra strap :rotfl:
3. Have you made love outside and where?
yup in the back of a pick up truck in a snow storm ( ok I was sorta drunk at that time)
4. Have you been caught out having sex by your parents?
nope
5. Most embarrasing thing that happened to you concerning sex?
air in a certain positon and it wasn't gas,,
6. Most favorite position?
just one ??? can't really choose just one
7. Fishnets or tights?
either one
8. Would you dress up?
been there done that got the bite marks to prove it :lol:
9. Do you prefer a cocoa and a cuddle, rather than get gritty and a grope?
at my age cocoa and a cuddle ,, but if it leads getting gritty and groped I ain't gonna complain either
10. Are sex toys a waste of time?
nooooooo.. neither is stocking up batteries for them :p
twinkle_eyes83
18-12-2005, 00:01
1. Do you wear jim jams or go commando in bed?
commando - far more comfy
2. Would you pose naked in Playboy for £250,000?
no - don't think anyone would want to see me naked - they'd lose all their subscribers lol
3. Have you made love outside and where?
cricket pitch, woods, car, ummmm not adding any more as you all think i'm innocent lol
4. Have you been caught out having sex by your parents?
yep
5. Most embarrasing thing that happened to you concerning sex?
having excess air whilst in a certain position and not the normal wind either (am I allowed to say that ??)
6. Most favorite position?
choice between all fours or against a wall :D
7. Fishnets or tights?
fishnets (tights attracts birds)
8. Would you dress up?
yep
9. Do you prefer a cocoa and a cuddle, rather than get gritty and a grope?
any form of gritty and grope would be great!!
10. Are sex toys a waste of time
most definitely not :D
I think all of my credibility has just flown out of the window!!
I'm an angel - honest :D
no your no angel now :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
1. Do you wear jim jams or go commando in bed?
commando
2. Would you pose naked in Playboy for £250,000?
if they really wanted me to!!! yes
3. Have you made love outside and where?
yes. in my friends back garden in a patch of stingiing nettles!!owch!!
4. Have you been caught out having sex by your parents?
no
5. Most embarrasing thing that happened to you concerning sex?
this is really horrid but i came on right in the middle of getting down to it, that was reallt not nice
6. Most favorite position?
most of them!!!!
7. Fishnets or tights?
tights
8. Would you dress up?
might do, never tried it!!
9. Do you prefer a cocoa and a cuddle, rather than get gritty and a grope?
cocoa and a cuddle
10. Are sex toys a wate of time
no way!!!!
havent got a rabbit but my nates rave about thiers i did ask dave for xmas!!!
i looked on the website they have a even new one that dosent rotate it thrusts!! its purple
I've got one of thoes, but its too um big
I've got one of thoes, but its too um big
lmao you will have to buy some lube jude,am i allowed to say that on here lol
lmao you will have to buy some lube jude,am i allowed to say that on here lol
i really can't see why not.....................we have said just about everything else!!!!!:rotfl:
lmao you will have to buy some lube jude,am i allowed to say that on here lol
no, seriouse the thing is MASSIVE!
no, seriouse the thing is MASSIVE!
:rotfl:
JustJodi
18-12-2005, 19:42
no, seriouse the thing is MASSIVE!
Gonna have to take a trip to the TOY store in Amsterdam to see just how MASSIVE this thing is,, :hmm: Any one wanna come over and go TOY shopping with me in A'dam ???? :rotfl:
Chris_2k11
18-12-2005, 19:45
:eek:
.:SpIcYsPy:.
18-12-2005, 20:16
:eek:
Im with you there Chris... x :eek:
Gonna have to take a trip to the TOY store in Amsterdam to see just how MASSIVE this thing is,, :hmm: Any one wanna come over and go TOY shopping with me in A'dam ???? :rotfl:
Count me in Jodi!
Gonna have to take a trip to the TOY store in Amsterdam to see just how MASSIVE this thing is,, :hmm: Any one wanna come over and go TOY shopping with me in A'dam ???? :rotfl:
sounds like fun to me!!!!
twinkle_eyes83
18-12-2005, 20:24
:rotfl: and me lmao
Gonna have to take a trip to the TOY store in Amsterdam to see just how MASSIVE this thing is,, :hmm: Any one wanna come over and go TOY shopping with me in A'dam ???? :rotfl:
girls day out,count me in
twinkle_eyes83
18-12-2005, 21:31
its got to be better then sittng here with any man at the moment:rotfl:
I think we are all catching the next flight to Amsterdam - who cares about crimbo, lets get over there girls :rotfl:
JustJodi
19-12-2005, 00:38
I am serious if u guys wanna meet up here in A'dam and just explore the darker side of A'dam and even see the first ever sex shoppe I'll take ya'll there ,, heck the boys won't know what hit em when ya'll return LOL:rotfl:
twinkle_eyes83
19-12-2005, 09:21
I am serious if u guys wanna meet up here in A'dam and just explore the darker side of A'dam and even see the first ever sex shoppe I'll take ya'll there ,, heck the boys won't know what hit em when ya'll return LOL:rotfl:
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :cheer:
i really can't see why not.....................we have said just about everything else!!!!!:rotfl:
Thats very very true :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
AS WE ARE ALL TALKING BOUT THE SUBJECT I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE FUN
1. Do you wear jim jams or go commando in bed?
Depends on who I share with at night
2. Would you pose naked in Playboy for £250,000?
yes...
3. Have you made love outside and where?
yes, many times, in parks, beaches, a field...
4. Have you been caught out having sex by your parents?
never..
5. Most embarrasing thing that happened to you concerning sex?
nouthing so far
6. Most favorite position?
any
7. Fishnets or tights?
stockings
8. Would you dress up?
yeah but for fun
9. Do you prefer a cocoa and a cuddle, rather than get gritty and a grope?
cocoa and cuddle
10. Are sex toys a wate of time
no
girls! guess what! i bought it today! the rampant rabbit!
twinkle_eyes83
19-12-2005, 18:06
guys! guess what! i bought it today! the rampant rabbit!
which one
girls! guess what! i bought it today! the rampant rabbit!
fab is it really as fab as they all say! dave is getting me the diamante one!! tiffany i think it called! but i wuite fancy arabbit just not the thruster!!
Becksfanz
19-12-2005, 21:57
its hilarious that most peeps got rabbit
the new one,that thrusts
LMAO so it not too big for you!! or have you stocked up on lube!! lmao :rotfl:
fab is it really as fab as they all say! dave is getting me the diamante one!! tiffany i think it called! but i wuite fancy arabbit just not the thruster!!
havent tried it yet hun lol
LMAO so it not too big for you!! or have you stocked up on lube!! lmao :rotfl:
was gonna say ive had 3 kids come out of mine so its stretched lol but ive had c secs so not a excuse there lol.
i only got it this arvo,give me a chance girl!
havent tried it yet hun lol
LOL!!
was gonna say ive had 3 kids come out of mine so its stretched lol but ive had c secs so not a excuse there lol.
i only got it this arvo,give me a chance girl!
what did ant say???? did his eyes light up??? LOL let me know if any good i may take atrip to ann summers this week!!
JustJodi
19-12-2005, 23:11
Thats it !!!!!! I am off to Amsterdam tomorrow and gonna hit the first HUGE shoppe they have and look for this damn rabbit u guys are talkin about,, so this one is gigantic huh ?? has a thruster in its mechanism,, well heck I need to check em out
Thats it !!!!!! I am off to Amsterdam tomorrow and gonna hit the first HUGE shoppe they have and look for this damn rabbit u guys are talkin about,, so this one is gigantic huh ?? has a thruster in its mechanism,, well heck I need to check em out
check out the ann summers website jodi it has a animated picture of it!
JustJodi
19-12-2005, 23:29
Holy crow,,, now that is a TOY !!!!!! Thanks for the heads up Debs whaoooooooo:rotfl: :moonie:
Holy crow,,, now that is a TOY !!!!!! Thanks for the heads up Debs whaoooooooo:rotfl: :moonie:
my pleasure jodi!! oh maybe it willbe yours LOL
twinkle_eyes83
20-12-2005, 08:52
was gonna say ive had 3 kids come out of mine so its stretched lol but ive had c secs so not a excuse there lol.
i only got it this arvo,give me a chance girl!
:rotfl: you tried it out yet any good iam not allowed mine till arfter christmas boo hoo
buy it girls,it was well worth the money :p
:rotfl: you tried it out yet any good iam not allowed mine till arfter christmas boo hoo
it was excellent!
twinkle_eyes83
20-12-2005, 10:20
now now chance we all no what you got up to last night :rotfl: :rotfl: so i take it it was good then
buy it girls,it was well worth the money :p
im off to shops right now!!!
buy it girls,it was well worth the money :p
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: I think this might be banished to the mile high section or sent to the playboy website
im off to shops right now!!!I ordered mine online last night!!!! *Waits for postie*
I ordered mine online last night!!!! *Waits for postie*
I know we enjoy them but what do your partners make of it???? is any of them annoy to be replace by a rampant rabbit???
I know we enjoy them but what do your partners make of it???? is any of them annoy to be replace by a rampant rabbit???Hubby doesn't mind, as he knows its doesnt matter what his performance is like any more!!! :rotfl:
twinkle_eyes83
20-12-2005, 11:47
I ordered mine online last night!!!! *Waits for postie*
hey its not fair lol i wont mine now :( :( :(
twinkle_eyes83
20-12-2005, 11:48
Hubby doesn't mind, as he knows its doesnt matter what his performance is like any more!!! :rotfl:
:rotfl: :rotfl:
twinkle_eyes83
20-12-2005, 11:49
daves all for it!!
garry dont mind suppose its fun for them aswell LOL
Behemoth
20-12-2005, 11:49
I'll move this into Mile High just to be on the safe side :D
I'll move this into Mile High just to be on the safe side :D
I knew this would happen!!! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Probably a good idea though :rotfl: If I saw my lads reading something like this, I'd probably be a bit shocked, even though I know he knows, if you get what I mean lol
I know we enjoy them but what do your partners make of it???? is any of them annoy to be replace by a rampant rabbit???
My hubby was really shocked when I ordered mine. To be honest I don't think I would have bought one if I hadn't had a few. (drinks that is!)
He was even more shocked to come home at 2 am after his works night out to find the chest of drawers in our room vibrating. I hadn't switched it off right - and I am deaf so without my hearing aids I didn't realise, lol. He said he could hear it the minute he walked in the door!
:rotfl: Oh my!! I get concerned about my "tool box" in case it starts making noises too! :rotfl:
My hubby was really shocked when I ordered mine. To be honest I don't think I would have bought one if I hadn't had a few. (drinks that is!)
He was even more shocked to come home at 2 am after his works night out to find the chest of drawers in our room vibrating. I hadn't switched it off right - and I am deaf so without my hearing aids I didn't realise, lol. He said he could hear it the minute he walked in the door!
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
it was so fun in the shop as the lady in there had tester ones lol.she showed us how to hold it with the clit rabbit ear things just above where your thumb begins and your whole hand round the shaft then she started pressing the different buttons,i didnt know this one little gadget could do so many things! it was such a laugh buying it.ive never seen so many in one plACE! They were all at the back of the shop in this separate little cove.the shelves were stacked with every type you can think of but it was the big ben that shocked me most,i can not beleive any women could fit that up her,it was massive!!
i am going to an ann summers next month and i really hope they have one to have a look at!!!!! i am not sure if i am going to get to the shop, mk is always so busy!!!!
AS WE ARE ALL TALKING BOUT THE SUBJECT I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE FUN
1. Do you wear jim jams or go commando in bed?
2. Would you pose naked in Playboy for £250,000?
no
3. Have you made love outside and where?
only once
4. Have you been caught out having sex by your parents?
no but nearly did
5. Most embarrasing thing that happened to you concerning sex?
nouthing so far
6. Most favorite position?
any
7. Fishnets or tights?
tights
8. Would you dress up?
depands on what it is
9. Do you prefer a cocoa and a cuddle, rather than get gritty and a grope?
cocoa and cuddle
10. Are sex toys a wate of time
no
1. Commando
2. Wise Up whom in their right mind wants to see a naked Alan
3. Several Times Best place in the back of a Police car (Don't ask)\
4. Nope caught on having a W***
5. Caught on sh*****g mates wife
6. 69
7. Socks
8. Frequently
9. Dont be daft
10. Yes why replace eight inches of throbbing flesh with a plastic DILDO
omg :eek: ive just found this thread
omg how horrible would this be
http://www.thehumorarchives.com/humor/0001165.html
oh my!!!!!!
that is funny!!!!!
1. Commando
2. Wise Up whom in their right mind wants to see a naked Alan
3. Several Times Best place in the back of a Police car (Don't ask)\
4. Nope caught on having a W***
5. Caught on sh*****g mates wife
6. 69
7. Socks
8. Frequently
9. Dont be daft
10. Yes why replace eight inches of throbbing flesh with a plastic DILDO
Brilliant!!! :rotfl: :rotfl:
omg how horrible would this be
http://www.thehumorarchives.com/humor/0001165.html
lmao :cheer:
omg how horrible would this be
http://www.thehumorarchives.com/humor/0001165.htmlI opened one as a xmas pressie in front of my mum just to embarrass her!! :rotfl: I'm such a rotten daughter!!! :rotfl:
JustJodi
21-12-2005, 12:07
For my 50th birthday.. i was surrounded by friends, my on line buddy showed up for my surprise party ( my son got into my address book) he went to the most exclusive adult shop in Chicago called the TREASURE CHEST,, and he got me what looked like at first glance a lippy case,, inside was a gorgeous pink and cream dildo..I nearly died from embarassment cos my son , daughter in law and my sons buddies and all my co workers ( emergency room nurses my gawd ) were watching me turn all shades of RED.. nearly killed my buddy jerald tho but it was all in fun,, http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_6_202v.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZSYYYYYYYYNL)
i have to order stuff like that when they are on holiday so they dont guess whats in it
xCharliex
21-12-2005, 19:22
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: just found this thread and such a great read you guys crack me up :cheer:
i went to the salon yesterday and convinced them all to go and get one so they all gave there money to the one girl that had a day off today so shes off to ann summers today
JustJodi
22-12-2005, 11:45
i went to the salon yesterday and convinced them all to go and get one so they all gave there money to the one girl that had a day off today so shes off to ann summers today
Ann Summers should be giving u huge discounts or commissions for all those referals LOL http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/11/11_4_124v.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZSYYYYYYYYNL)
Ann Summers should be giving u huge discounts or commissions for all those referals LOL http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/11/11_4_124v.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZSYYYYYYYYNL)
i know,thats what i was thinking
Guess what arrived in the post this morning :D :D :D!!!
JustJodi
22-12-2005, 13:44
Guess what arrived in the post this morning :D :D :D!!!
the Energizer Bunny LOL :rotfl:
I think I have now completed the bunny collection !!!! :rotfl: :rotfl:
JustJodi
22-12-2005, 13:55
I think I have now completed the bunny collection !!!! :rotfl: :rotfl: whooo hooo U go Em !!!!! hope u have plenty of batteries for this baby !!!!!:cheer: :rotfl:
have you tried it yet em's?
nope, not yet - bit difficult with the boys all home :rotfl:
nope, not yet - bit difficult with the boys all home :rotfl:
i know the feeling
This must be one of the best threads of any forum. You Ladies are hilarious and I hope you appreciate my input
Clucking bell! So this is what happens when I'm not around!
10. Yes why replace eight inches of throbbing flesh with a plastic DILDO
Eight inches Alan? I think the ladies here might want to see proof of that!
JustJodi
23-12-2005, 06:45
Clucking bell! So this is what happens when I'm not around!
Eight inches Alan? I think the ladies here might want to see proof of that!
Norman darling see what happens when u turn your back on us ladies and leave us alone to our own devices http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_3_5.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZSYYYYYYYYNL)
Alan my dear.. I am glad we are a source of entertainment to u,, and as NB says,, can ya back up dat braggin ???:moonie:
This must be one of the best threads of any forum. You Ladies are hilarious and I hope you appreciate my input
thankyou,we love having you here with us :wub: :D
Norman darling see what happens when u turn your back on us ladies and leave us alone to our own devices http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_3_5.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZSYYYYYYYYNL)
Alan my dear.. I am glad we are a source of entertainment to u,, and as NB says,, can ya back up dat braggin ???:moonie:
yeah we want proof!
Obviously you naughty lot got your battery operated Christmas Pressies as this thread seems to have died somewhat :eek:
Obviously you naughty lot got your battery operated Christmas Pressies as this thread seems to have died somewhat :eek:
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
(vibration noise if you didnt guess)
huh what?
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
(vibration noise if you didnt guess)
huh what?:rotfl: how true is that chance!!!! :rotfl:
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Hope you are using duracells
having a good time then chance?
having a good time then chance?
Obviously too busy to reply :eek:
Hope you are using duracells
lmao definatley! only the best for my bunny
having a good time then chance?
pmsl :rotfl:
Obviously too busy to reply :eek:
ooooooo ahhhhh yeah brrrrrrrrrrrr havin a brill brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr time thanks brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :D
Have to say though Chance - I rate the platinum better than this thrusting one lol!!!
yeah i prefer the platinum.i just rate the little ear things and the vibration,dont need the thrusting and whatever else
yeah i prefer the platinum.i just rate the little ear things and the vibration,dont need the thrusting and whatever elseSame as my thoughts - if i wanted the thrusting, i wouldn't bother with something plastic!!! :rotfl: :rotfl:
Same as my thoughts - if i wanted the thrusting, i wouldn't bother with something plastic!!! :rotfl: :rotfl:
pmsl true
the bloody thing pulls yr hair out,head hair not pubic lol,dont ask how i discovered this but its like glue when it comes to your head hair
Same as my thoughts - if i wanted the thrusting, i wouldn't bother with something plastic!!! :rotfl: :rotfl:
Just right how can you replace 8 ins of throbbing flesh with a battery operated love toy :thumbsdow
Just right how can you replace 8 ins of throbbing flesh with a battery operated love toy :thumbsdow
not always to replace
Just right how can you replace 8 ins of throbbing flesh with a battery operated love toy :thumbsdowSometimes just need to help things along though honey!!! :rotfl: :rotfl:
yeah it really gets you in the mood
yeah it really gets you in the mood
Mrs 45 does not need one she has ME :rotfl:
Mrs 45 does not need one she has ME :rotfl:
i bet she has one hidden away somewhere and when you at work out it comes :rotfl:
Mrs 45 does not need one she has ME :rotfl:
what about when your not around?or she goes to bed earlier then you and cant wait for you to come up? its always handy lol
Are you still on the same batteries
Are you still on the same batteries:rotfl: Not a chance :rotfl:
:rotfl: Not a chance :rotfl:
You should buy rechargeables :rotfl:
crazygirl
18-01-2006, 00:03
i think you should ask your doctor
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