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Bryan
29-10-2005, 10:31
We have them for the otehr 2 shows so i thought we'd start one off for Emmerdale:

Belle: What's cancer? Is it like chicken pox?
Abi
01-11-2005, 19:30
Betty "if i want uplifting, i'll buy a new bra" :rotfl:
Chris_2k11
01-11-2005, 20:22
Shadrach: 'Keep up Tubby!' :lol:
Kim
06-11-2005, 19:11
Ashley: It could be a bin liner with fairy lights.
Kim
06-11-2005, 19:19
Ashley: Laurel, I wouldn't like you to meet my father.
~charlie-lou~
13-11-2005, 01:03
Sadie: "I can sense you don't want this, Jimmy! Just lately, our sex has been about as interesting as a shipping forecast!"

:lol: :clap:
Bryan
30-12-2005, 19:28
Rodney: Happy New Year Golddigger

Kelly: Happy New Year Goldmine
Chris_2k11
30-12-2005, 19:51
Rodney: Happy New Year Golddigger

Kelly: Happy New Year Goldminelmao! Loved that one!
~charlie-lou~
30-12-2005, 21:03
Val: Absence makes the heart grow fungus, Delilah!

:lol:
Kim
03-01-2006, 01:43
Andy: Everyone, there in here.

*Pulls back pram cover*

Really???
Kim
03-01-2006, 01:44
Rodney: Happy New Year Golddigger

Kelly: Happy New Year Goldmine

Lol. Missed that one :crying:
samantha nixon
03-01-2006, 19:30
paul - hes like a scrathcard and its not because he rich its because he is cheap and it only lasts a few minutes

that was to matt which isnt nice
Cherryz
03-01-2006, 21:50
paul - hes like a scrathcard and its not because he rich its because he is cheap and it only lasts a few minutes

that was to matt which isnt nice

i was laughing at that and was like "i bet Sadie would agree!"
~charlie-lou~
04-01-2006, 12:46
Bit harsh that one, Matthew needs to chill out though! Everybody else was laughing, even his own family! :p
samantha nixon
04-01-2006, 17:58
i no jimmy shouldnt have laughed and it was a it harsh
Kim
15-07-2006, 15:13
Jimmy: Any incontinence and I shall hold you personally responsible!

Think it was him that said it lol, although he did sound frightningly like Eric Pollard.
emma_strange
16-07-2006, 14:04
Val- When you told us my curtains were lovely, i was really proud of you.


Something along those lines.
Chris_2k11
16-07-2006, 14:12
Noreen: I'm glad we can be friends Val.

:crying: :crying:
Jojo
16-07-2006, 14:16
Noreen (thinks): Whats in here then??

BANG!!!!

:rotfl: :D

I'm sorry - I couldn't resist.
emma_strange
16-07-2006, 21:40
Diane: (to jack) i love you
Val: Awww, did you really die Diane?!



Val always makes me smile, i like her more every episode.
Footie_Chick
05-08-2006, 14:35
Rodney: What are you going to spend the money on?
Kelly: I could recomend a good plastic surgen
Val: I could recomend a good hit man

It was something along those lines anyway.
Katy
05-08-2006, 16:00
Val - Ooh the cheek reminds me of myself 20 years ago.
Eric - 40 maybe.
Chris_2k11
15-09-2006, 19:26
Kelly: Try me.
Jean: It seems most people do!

:rotfl:
Chris_2k11
20-09-2006, 19:20
Shadrach: Any booze going? Me nerves are shot to pieces.

:rotfl:
Bryan
20-09-2006, 19:48
Belle: (To Shadrach & Sam) I'm Always Stuck With You Two!!!
Kim
23-12-2006, 12:40
Radio: Police want to speak to Donna and Marlon Windsordingle.....
Kim
24-01-2007, 19:19
Rosemary: He seems to be suffering from post-traumatic stress syndrome.

What a Honey from EastEnders; it's post-traumatic stress disorder :rotfl:
Rain_
29-01-2007, 19:49
Kelly windsor

"i'm not an easy girl"

I know she meant she wasn't easy to live with but i think she should have completed the sentence. I was rolling on the floor ! :rotfl:
Kim
22-02-2007, 23:31
Matt: Is that what they teach you at police school? How to state the obvious?
Kim
02-03-2007, 23:55
Edna: Pearl got her pregnant. :eek:
Whoever he was: Mrs Birch, I don't think that is possible.... :lol:
Kim
05-11-2007, 20:08
Louise: Terry, would you show this... person out of our premesis...

Louise: Does she charge by the hour or by the encounter?

Louise: This specimen is a lying, cheating scumbag!
Wizardardo
19-11-2007, 19:10
Sam - I brought him in as soon as he drank it so he hasn't had a chance to fall over :rotfl:
Perdita
23-06-2008, 19:31
Val to Eric: Everthing ok with the Brothers Grimm? :lol:
*-Rooney-*
27-08-2008, 19:28
val: trust me to bring back a stalker, most people bring back a stick of rock. lol
Chris_2k11
27-08-2008, 21:02
val: trust me to bring back a stalker, most people bring back a stick of rock. lol:D haha loving Sue Jenkins! I didnt even realise she was gonna be on it lol, they should try and keep her on full time.
Bryan
28-08-2008, 09:48
val: trust me to bring back a stalker, most people bring back a stick of rock. lol:D haha loving Sue Jenkins! I didnt even realise she was gonna be on it lol, they should try and keep her on full time.

it's weird, i just can't accept that she's not Jackie Corkhill! Just like Jerry in Corrie will only ever be Sinbad to me!!!
queenie
30-08-2008, 21:41
ok this ones an oldie but a goodie,

when the old (forgot his name) Mr Tate walks in on dave glover and Kim Tate in bed he says

"whats this dave over time"
Perdita
04-09-2008, 18:41
ok this ones an oldie but a goodie,

when the old (forgot his name) Mr Tate walks in on dave glover and Kim Tate in bed he says

"whats this dave over time"

I think his first name was Frank. Funny quote :lol:
queenie
04-09-2008, 20:05
ok this ones an oldie but a goodie,

when the old (forgot his name) Mr Tate walks in on dave glover and Kim Tate in bed he says

"whats this dave over time"

I think his first name was Frank. Funny quote :lol:

thats the one frank,

i liked the one from tonight eppy, 'hes got crabs'
Perdita
05-09-2008, 07:31
ok this ones an oldie but a goodie,

when the old (forgot his name) Mr Tate walks in on dave glover and Kim Tate in bed he says

"whats this dave over time"

I think his first name was Frank. Funny quote :lol:

thats the one frank,

i liked the one from tonight eppy, 'hes got crabs'


That was very funny, yes. :rotfl:
Bryan
08-01-2010, 13:12
Zak: You Dousy Scout! :D