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Bryan
05-10-2005, 19:57
as coronation street is not a soap, its a comedy its only fair that it has its memormable quotes and comical qoutes, post them all here:

cilla: it's bad luck, you dont want the same thing to happen like when you married that fat slag do you? :rotfl:

Chris_2k11
05-10-2005, 20:16
Gail: 'Oh here's the other one! The rest of the village people!' :lol:Loved that!!

Abi
05-10-2005, 20:18
Not from recently but;
"who do you think you are? Norman Bates with a breifcase?"

It was classic when Gail said that to Hillman. Nothing to do with our resident NB though :p

feelingyellow
11-10-2005, 17:10
some classic blanche quotes:

when shelley runs out of the wedding:

'do you think they wrote their own vows?'

before amy's christening:

'so, will hayley be godmother or godfather?'

and

'he's a loony and she's a man!'

:rotfl:

Chris_2k11
11-10-2005, 19:33
Blanche (a while ago!): 'Do you think Ken wants to sit staring at thongs all day!!?' :rotfl:

Richie_lecturer
12-10-2005, 15:52
Being one of the elders on here, here's one of my favourites:

Ena Sharples: If I had my way, I'd like to go like me mother did.
Minnie Caldwell: Ooh, that were a beautiful ending.
Ena Sharples: Oh, lovely. She just sat up, broke wind, and died.

A memory from the early days of Corrie. :)

Kim
30-10-2005, 19:54
Cilla to Kirk: You wouldn't even be a best man stood next to Hayley Cropper.

Bryan
05-11-2005, 13:04
Blanche: What with Shellys wedding, this confetti has bene to more weddings than elizabeth taylor!

Chris_2k11
06-11-2005, 20:05
Sophie: 'Kill the hat!! Kill the hat!!' :D haha

parkerman
24-11-2005, 18:45
David Platt to Jason: "How very dare you" after being accused of blackmailing him.

Chris_2k11
24-11-2005, 18:56
Gail (about Sarah): 'Look at her! Strutting down the street like an alley cat!' :lol:

Angeltigger
24-11-2005, 22:13
Gail (about Sarah): 'Look at her! Strutting down the street like an alley cat!' :lol:Her own daughter

jamespa
29-11-2005, 17:37
I can't remember it exactly, but it was something along the lines of:
Blanche: Why don't you mind your own business and leave other people's private lives private - i can't hear a word of Tricia!

Chris_2k11
29-11-2005, 17:39
I can't remember it exactly, but it was something along the lines of:
Blanche: Why don't you mind your own business and leave other people's private lives private - i can't hear a word of Tricia! :rotfl: :rotfl:

feelingyellow
04-12-2005, 21:26
sally: i just don't think she's your type, you don't share anything in common!
sophie: *head movements* d - n - a

sally: let's all go out for a family picnic!
kevin: :eek: what

:lol:

Chris_2k11
07-12-2005, 20:59
Tracy: 'Night losers!' :p
Claire: 'Oh up yours you demented cow!' :eek: :lol:

Nice one Claire! :rotfl:

Richie_lecturer
07-12-2005, 21:01
What was that fabulous line(s) between Sally and Janice tonight in Underworld? My wife still has the hiccups after laughing so much at that.

Chris_2k11
07-12-2005, 21:04
What was that fabulous line(s) between Sally and Janice tonight in Underworld? My wife still has the hiccups after laughing so much at that.Sally: 'Why don`t you go and shave your head again, then you can audition for that part in the Lord of the Rings!' :rotfl: That one Richie? :D

Richie_lecturer
07-12-2005, 21:05
That's the one. Thanks. :)

Bryan
02-01-2006, 19:56
kevins parenting -"if your hungry, have a bag of crisps

sophie: all i want is a 20 quid bra! well 18 99!

sophie: how would you know? you used to be a boy wanting to be a girl!

Abi
02-01-2006, 21:49
sophie: how would you know? you used to be a boy wanting to be a girl!

:rotfl:

Kim
03-01-2006, 01:39
Shelley: Everyone, this is Lucy, Peters' secret wife, and this is Simon, Peters' secret son!

Chris_2k11
03-01-2006, 01:44
Shelley: Everyone, this is Lucy, Peters' secret wife, and this is Simon, Peters' secret son!Good memory Kim! lol

feelingyellow
03-01-2006, 12:26
Shelley: Everyone, this is Lucy, Peters' secret wife, and this is Simon, Peters' secret son!

lol, that was funny - blanche sure had something good to gossip about!

Johnny Allen
03-01-2006, 17:02
Best of the lot, was when Ken was drunk at of his mind and said to blanche:
Ken: Shouldn't you be knitting under a guillotine?

And another cracker from Sophie.
Sally: There are hundered of poor straving kids out there
Sophie: Name one?

feelingyellow
03-01-2006, 18:48
And another cracker from Sophie.
Sally: There are hundered of poor straving kids out there
Sophie: Name one?

lol, loved that! :lol:

Chris_2k11
05-01-2006, 11:10
Vera: 'You be home in 20 minutes Jack Duckworth or your tea's going on the fire!!' :lol:

parkerman
05-01-2006, 11:12
Jack: So I'll be sat there symbolic naked?

Kim
23-01-2006, 21:07
Jason: No wonder Todd turned to blokes if he got this much stick off you.

Gail: *To Phil* Why did you let him in?
David: Pillock..... Jason

Chris_2k11
23-01-2006, 21:09
Gail: 'Right! That's quite enough! :eek: Get out!!!' :eek: :rotfl: haha! Gail never fails to make me laugh! :lol:

feelingyellow
23-01-2006, 21:58
Really funny lines tonight lol, and not just Sarah whining :p

Chris_2k11
25-01-2006, 20:00
Silly Sally: 'I wanna hit Keith over the head with a spade... and Audrey!' :ninja: :rotfl:

Who'd ya think you are Sally?! Richard Hillman?! :p :rolleyes:

Richie_lecturer
05-02-2006, 14:58
Stan [after kissing Hilda, whilst refering to her lipstick]: "What's that taste?"
Hilda: "Woman, Stanley, woman".

Classic!

Richie_lecturer
05-02-2006, 15:00
Gail to Richard Hillman: "You're Norman Bates with a briefcase."

Richie_lecturer
05-02-2006, 15:05
Eileen: Tracy Barlow! I mean, even her initials are a killer disease!

Chris_2k11
06-02-2006, 19:15
Eileen: Tracy Barlow! I mean, even her initials are a killer disease!haha! I can't remember that one but it sounds quite good! :rotfl:

Richie_lecturer
07-02-2006, 17:29
It was sometime last year, whilst Eileen was in t'Rovers.

feelingyellow
06-03-2006, 18:45
Quite a long time ago, but I still find it quite funny! :D

(talking about Dev buying half of Streetcars)

Steve: Dev stands for Devious!
Karen: And Steve stands for stupid!
Steve: That doesn't even make sense!

:lol:

*-Rooney-*
25-03-2006, 12:29
charlie: how do i know the baby's mine
tracy: why would i say it was if it wasnt
charlie: you told roy cropper amywas his
Tracy: yeah but that was a joke

Chris_2k11
27-03-2006, 19:44
Leanne: Morning Mike! You hungry?
Mike: You cooking?
Leanne: Yeah!
Mike: No i'm not hungry.

:rotfl:

*-Rooney-*
06-04-2006, 23:46
the episode with gail and eileen fighting in the street:

gail: your todd has been cheating on my daughter with another man
(just as this is said jason the builder turns up)
jason: whats going on mam
gail: oh look if it isnt the rest of the village people

*-Rooney-*
06-04-2006, 23:47
sarah and jason arguing

jason to sarah: no wonder todd turned to men if you gave him this much grief

Chris_2k11
06-04-2006, 23:57
the episode with gail and eileen fighting in the street:

gail: your todd has been cheating on my daughter with another man
(just as this is said jason the builder turns up)
jason: whats going on mam
gail: oh look if it isnt the rest of the village peoplelol I posted this right at the beginning of this thread, hilarious though!!! :lol:One of my all time favourite Corrie quotes! It was sooo funny the way she said it :rotfl:

*-Rooney-*
07-04-2006, 00:04
oh im sorry i never nioticed that

Chris_2k11
07-04-2006, 21:51
Mike: Barlow!

I love the way he says it! :D Or should I say.. 'used to say it' :(

Chris_2k11
07-04-2006, 21:52
oh im sorry i never nioticed thatOh no worries it's ok :)

Richie_lecturer
07-04-2006, 22:43
Mike: Barlow!



Harry Hill should use that for his TV Burp show.

"Soap quotation of the weeeeeeekkkkkk"

Chris_2k11
07-04-2006, 23:08
Harry Hill should use that for his TV Burp show.

"Soap quotation of the weeeeeeekkkkkk"TV highlight of the weeeeeeek! "Barlow!" TV highlight of the weeeeeeeek!

:lol:

Kim
07-04-2006, 23:10
Mike: The factory's closed.
Ken: Let's go inside.
Mike: I don't have my keys..........I always keep my keys in my pocket!

Richie_lecturer
07-04-2006, 23:39
^^^I liked the way he said "in my pocket". He sounded like Gollum.


TV highlight of the weeeeeeek! "Barlow!" TV highlight of the weeeeeeeek!

:lol:

Reminds me of the one he did the other week, when Charlie Slater opened the fridge, opened a pint of milk, smelt it, went "pwoarrr", and threw it in the bin. All in about 5 seconds. :cool:

parkerman
11-04-2006, 09:51
Danny: Well they do say girls turn in to their mothers, but not that fast.

*-Rooney-*
11-04-2006, 14:54
yeah i liked that it was good how they managed to put a little humour into the show considering the whole mike situation

Richie_lecturer
11-04-2006, 15:41
Danny: I know you have CCTV cameras so you can watch out for the baby snatchers.

Something like that.

Chris_2k11
17-04-2006, 21:12
Cilla: State of her!
Janice: State of you!

:lol:

Chris_2k11
03-05-2006, 22:44
Danny: What you avin' luv?
Frankie: Orange and Lemonade and drop the luv.

Frankie to factory girls: You want me autograph?!

Richie_lecturer
03-05-2006, 22:53
Mike: Scotch please Bet. :cool:

Chris_2k11
03-05-2006, 22:56
Mike: Scotch please Bet. :cool:
Ooh a classic one ey Richie :cool: How about...

Hillman: You should have stayed at the party Maxine!
Maxine: :eek: :eek: :eek:

:p

Richie_lecturer
03-05-2006, 23:01
Ena Sharples: If I had my way, I'd like to go like me mother did.
Minnie Caldwell: Ooh, that were a beautiful ending.
Ena Sharples: Oh, lovely. She just sat up, broke wind, and died.

Richie_lecturer
03-05-2006, 23:03
Stan [after kissing Hilda, whilst refering to her lipstick]: "What's that taste?"
Hilda: "Woman, Stanley, woman".

Classic!

Chris_2k11
03-05-2006, 23:16
Ken: Baldwin of all people! :angry:

:p

Kim
16-05-2006, 16:35
Helen: How many women do you have?! Is there one in the oven aswell?!

Chris_2k11
07-07-2006, 19:45
Sarah: What if I come down in the middle of the night in me nighty, and he's there.. ogling me!
David: You're not that irresistible!

haha classic david

Chris_2k11
25-07-2006, 00:07
Gail: You and Jason have been on and off more times than Eileen Grimshaw's fridge light!

:lol:

Katy
25-07-2006, 10:51
I loved that one.

Charlie - Next time you do some glossing Keep the Windows open.

Richie_lecturer
25-07-2006, 11:16
Gail: You and Jason have been on and off more times than Eileen Grimshaw's fridge light!

:lol:

Actually it was "You and Jason have been on and off more times than the light in Eileen Grimshaw's fridge".

Nearly right Chris. :)

Also..

Sally: [B]"Sarcasm doesn't suit you, Sophie."
Sophie: "And that top doesn't suit you, but you still wear it."
:cool:

Katy
26-07-2006, 20:25
Classic Sophie tonight.

Sophie Im not going to an orgy
Sally Where have you heard that word.

emma_strange
12-08-2006, 14:21
Sean: Mr Baldwin, havent you got funny looking thumbs

Katy
22-08-2006, 09:12
(rosie and Craig kissing)

Sally - come on now hurry up
Sophie - What she means is get your tongue out off his Gob.

Richie_lecturer
22-08-2006, 10:46
Kirk: I fancy a quckie myself.
Norris: It's called quiche.

:cool:

parkerman
24-08-2006, 11:30
Norris: The brain never takes a holiday.
Amber: Not true. Kirk's has been sat in a deckchair in Blackpool since the late 90s.

Richie_lecturer
24-08-2006, 11:32
Amber is right.

I'd like to see Kirk survive on his own in the middle of the Peak District.....

*-Rooney-*
24-08-2006, 13:41
audrey: dont worry sarah things will get better

david: yeah you never know eileen might have another son that none of us know about
(sarah runs away crying)

emma_strange
25-09-2006, 20:40
Bev: Have you never seen the omen?

Kim
30-09-2006, 14:11
Bev: Is it Charlie's?
Fred: Well of course it isn't; she'd be over 12 month' pregnant;she'd be in the guiness book of records!

Chris_2k11
09-10-2006, 22:31
Norris: Blanche, Blanche!
Blanche: What?!
Norris: What's going on?
Blanche: Well I don't know!
Dev: Ken, Ken, you got a pen?
Ken: Oh yes I think so.
Blanche: Is it Shelley?
Dev: Shelley, what?! Nooo nooo.
Norris: It's Shelley?
Blanche: NOT Shelley.
Norris: Oh..

Lmao it was something like that anyway. :rotfl: :rotfl:

parkerman
09-10-2006, 22:38
Vera: Do you remember our wedding, Jack?
Jack: No, I've blanked it out of my mind.

Richie_lecturer
09-10-2006, 23:20
One from Fred that symbolises him:

"Scotch and threat please Betty."

Chris_2k11
09-10-2006, 23:50
Richie what's the 'threat' part all about? I've never known..

Richie_lecturer
10-10-2006, 11:57
It's what they call a 'Northern saying'. :cool:

Elsie Tanner
19-12-2006, 18:24
Richie what's the 'threat' part all about? I've never known..

It's a dash of water added to the whiskey.

Kim
16-01-2007, 19:28
Blanche: I'll go down there, take a flask and tell you when he's dead. :rotfl:

brooksyrules
19-01-2007, 00:16
Peter: (to Charlie) "Have ya come for round 2 any time mate anytime"
Peter: "Apolgy not accepted"

Brill
:rotfl:

Abbie
26-02-2007, 20:34
Vernon: I could of been dead in that cellar
(it was something like that)
Then why didnt you stay down there...... we were so close, so close!

Katy
04-03-2007, 10:31
The underworld girls talking to the polish lady.

Fiz - So where are you from then?
Polish Worker - Warsaw
Fiz - You don't sound very brummie to me.

Bryan
11-04-2007, 19:56
Vernon: You're my rock...

Liz: ...And you're my roll

:sick: :lol:

Chris_2k11
22-04-2007, 22:12
Gail: I'm not 50! :eek:
Cilla: Ey, don't try denying it luv! We all thought you were older!

Richie_lecturer
22-04-2007, 22:16
Cilla's right! In fact Gail now looks older than Audrey. :eek:

Katy
23-04-2007, 16:35
It was so funny.

Gail - When was i born mother
Steve - come on Audrey you should know you were there
Audrey - Laughs erm 19........58.......I'm so sorry.

Gails face was priceless.

parkerman
05-07-2007, 09:33
Cilla (to Leanne): "A la carte menu I see. I would have thought a la tart would have been more your style."

Chris_2k11
22-09-2007, 19:43
Audrey - Sick of ya, sick of the lot of ya! :D

Enjoyed the stuff with Gail and Audrey last night.

Bubblegum
01-10-2007, 18:21
Cilla (to Leanne): "A la carte menu I see. I would have thought a la tart would have been more your style."

he he brilliant!!! :lol:
i can't think of what the actual words were but it was when sean was chucked out the factory by paul. that was great!!!

Chris_2k11
10-12-2007, 20:57
Jim - "Catch yerself on Elizabeth" :D

TaintedLove
21-12-2007, 21:00
Hilda to Stan
"You`re lax from the neck up and relax from the neck down"
:D

Perdita
15-03-2008, 15:43
Jason: I know what these Italians are like, all tight trousers and moisturiser. :rotfl:

Chris_2k11
16-03-2008, 16:51
"David the big disappointment" :)

Chris_2k11
23-03-2008, 19:37
Becky: Roy don't you worry love i'll get it printed on me shirt "I-am-living-with-Roy-but-its-not-what-ya-all-thinkinggg !" :lol:

Leanne: Now you listen 'ere Steven Gerrard! :lol:
Bloke: Garrard!

love-bug
23-04-2008, 16:11
Ashley [after a heart to heart with Claire] : Lets go bed!

TYPICAL MAN

parkerman
26-05-2008, 10:02
Jack (Talking about taking the cladding off the house): It's the end of an era.
Tyrone: More like the end of a Vera. :rotfl:

Perdita
02-06-2008, 11:46
Liam: "I need to see you at the flat - now!"
Carla: "I'll drop everything."

Bet she did :lol:

Chris_2k11
30-06-2008, 13:20
Becky: If this comes out then that'll be it for me and Jason.
Lloyd: Becky your not even going out

:lol:

Janice: Now you watch your mouth lady!

Perdita
30-06-2008, 20:37
Liz: Can I smoke or do I go outside?
Deirdre: Is it an emergency?
Liz: I have left Vernon.
Deirdre: You can smoke! Do you want a drink to go with it? :lol:

Chris_2k11
06-07-2008, 19:33
Deirdre: Well you're not invited to this reunion so just keep your opinions to yourself mother.
Blanche: Im never allowed an opinion anyway but even if I was I wouldn't dare voice it! :rotfl:

Norris: I've snuck an extra ice cube into your drink Rita when Betty wasn't looking, cos I know you love a bargain :rotfl:

xxOShelleyOxx
07-08-2008, 11:09
Blanche - Wats this, national dont finish your sentance day?
I'll have a gin and.

parkerman
23-09-2008, 17:01
Steve to Vernon: So you're off then? It's been really...er...it's been really...

Chris_2k11
06-10-2008, 14:49
Fiz: Did she know where we were?
Julie: not a clue
Carla to Maria: they were in the cafe

:lol:

Perdita
06-11-2008, 13:58
Leanne: "I tell you what, she's probably had more men that I have"
Dan: "I find that hard to believe".


Leanne and Dan talking about Rosie's disappearance

:lol: :lol:

Perdita
10-11-2008, 06:15
Peter: "Is that a mask you're wearing, Blanche, or have you just not shaved this morning?"
Peter talking to Blanche who's wearing a Sasquatch mask

:rotfl: :rotfl:

Perdita
10-11-2008, 15:06
Michelle: "This one been behaving himself while I've been away?"
Becky: "Nah, he's been all over me like Vanessa Feltz over a roast chicken!"
Michelle asks Becky about what Steve has been up to while she's been away

:lol: :lol:

Bryan
30-12-2008, 12:29
Blanche to Simon - "Eat your Egg!" :D :lol:

Blance - "I can't find a soft centre for love nor money" :rotfl:

She steals every scene she's in. I'd love to see her and Aunt Sal in the same room! :D

CrazyLea
02-01-2009, 04:15
Was just on DS someone redirected me...

Quote on there that made me laugh as it's Blanche..

Blanche: "Typical of her. A free trip abroad and not one ounce of gratitude."
Deirdre: "Yes, but I'm chief cook and bottle washer, not to mention backside wiper. Urgh, I dread to think..."
Ken: "Oh dear, best take your marigolds..."
Blanche, Deirdre and Ken talking about The One O'Clock Committee's trip to France in The Rovers

CrazyLea
02-01-2009, 04:15
Actually.. I meant Ken.

Abbie
05-01-2009, 20:37
Loyld: Could have been worse, could have been your dad



:lol: seriously tonight, Ive been in stitches

Abbie
05-01-2009, 20:41
Steve: I was born inbetween those legs
Liz: Alright, we all know where it is


:rotfl: lol how graphic!

Katy
06-01-2009, 13:27
There were cracking lines tonight between Liz Steve and Lloyd.

Liz - The ruins of your three marriages are owned by the national trust"!!!

haha

*-Rooney-*
06-01-2009, 22:01
Liz: " you know what you're doing the last time you said that, Tracy Barlow burst into the church with a baby"

parkerman
13-01-2009, 10:13
Jack: Stuff the doves!
Tyrone: That's what she's gonna do this afternoon.#

Kirk: Do a runner. Go off to Israel and live on a kebab.

Kirk: I've had a microwave. I mean a brainwave.

Perdita
13-01-2009, 10:14
Jack: Stuff the doves!
Tyrone: That's what she's gonna do this afternoon.#

Kirk: Do a runner. Go off to Israel and live on a kebab.

Kirk: I've had a microwave. I mean a brainwave.

Sooo funny :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Abbie
13-01-2009, 18:06
Kirk: I've had a microwave. I mean a brainwave.

:lol: :lol: That was the best!

Chris_2k11
16-02-2009, 20:52
Sophie: I am going to follow Jesus

Kevin: Why where's he going? :rotfl:

Chris_2k11
04-07-2009, 12:03
Sally: 42 next week and I look every single minute of it
Kevin: Yep.
Sally: Oh well thanks very much! You're no Peter Pan yourself, looking more like your dad everyday!

:rotfl:

Sally: You're quiet
Kevin: I'm musing
Sally: You're amusing?
Kevin: I'm MUSING

:lol:

Abbie
04-07-2009, 15:58
:lol: lol! last night did have a few good ones in

Perdita
04-07-2009, 17:27
Liked the quote from Sally best :rotfl:

LostVoodoo
04-07-2009, 22:53
the mauve makeup bag/fuschia lipstick conversation was hilarious!

my other favourite quote from recent times is....
"We've collected a few coins for charity, not found Osama Bin Laden behind a barrell of stout!"

CrazyLea
05-07-2009, 02:29
Lmao Fridays was good.

Kirk (something like this): You could call him a letter, like H from steps.
Natasha: I don't think H was his real name
Kirk: There's a whole lot of other letters to chose from, you could call him K, L, M..

hahha..


(After talking about the balloon) ..
Audrey: Let auntie Audrey have a hold then
Kirk: OK :D

Chris_2k11
09-07-2009, 13:53
Gail: Oh David, you look awful
David: I've not slept, whats your excuse
:rotfl:

Chris_2k11
13-07-2009, 23:39
Kevin to Molly: Its over, this can't go on any longer.

Good cos we can't watch it any longer :lol:

Chris_2k11
24-07-2009, 12:15
YouTube - Coronation Street - Barlows Visit to alcoholics meeting

:D :D :D :D :D :D

parkerman
24-07-2009, 12:34
:lol: :rotfl: :lol: :rotfl: :lol: :rotfl:

Chris_2k11
14-09-2009, 14:25
Loved this part the other night haha

YouTube - Coronation Street - 11 Sep 2009 - Susan Boyle She Ain't

Chris_2k11
18-09-2009, 15:38
Rosie: No offence Michelle but when you've been running a business all day your head needs a rest
Michelle: yeah.. some heads more than others
Rosie: you what?!

:rotfl: :rotfl:

parkerman
12-11-2009, 09:27
Ted (Gail's father): It's not every day your daughter gets engaged.
Sean: Course, you've not been around very long have you? :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Perdita
12-11-2009, 09:52
Ted (Gail's father): It's not every day your daughter gets engaged.
Sean: Course, you've not been around very long have you? :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

That had me laughing out loud too :lol:

parkerman
12-11-2009, 11:57
That had me laughing out loud too :lol:
Yes, me too. I don't normally actually laugh out loud at anything in soaps, though I might find them amusing at times. But this time I did actually laugh out loud. It must be one of the best lines of all time in Coronation Street!

parkerman
03-08-2010, 09:07
John Stape: I won't lie to you, Fizz.
Chesney: Why not? Do what you're good at.:lol:

Chris_2k11
31-01-2011, 17:40
Ken: I like that new air freshener in the bathroom.
Deirdre: Yes, Summer meadows. It's nice isn't it? :)

:D

parkerman
31-01-2011, 18:34
Yes, I thought that was brilliant. :D

Kim
18-03-2014, 23:24
Audrey to Todd: Are you working your way through the whole medical profession?

Kim
26-09-2015, 14:00
A good week for David this week.

"I'm not being caught out by Gail's top and bottom sheet rotation."

"Well I don't know, how many bricks does it take to weigh down a drug dealer? Shall we google it?"

"'Are you still at Dave's? Dave's?'"

parkerman
26-09-2015, 14:07
"Well I don't know, how many bricks does it take to weigh down a drug dealer? Shall we google it?

Yes, I had a good chuckle at that one.

Dazzle
26-09-2015, 17:16
A good week for David this week.

"I'm not being caught out by Gail's top and bottom sheet rotation."

"Well I don't know, how many bricks does it take to weigh down a drug dealer? Shall we google it?"

"'Are you still at Dave's? Dave's?'"

Jack P Shepherd as David is brilliant at delivering one-liners. :D

Kim
10-10-2015, 11:43
Johnny Connor: Do you employ Kirk to fulfil some kind of quota?

RogerOver
19-03-2016, 02:44
Tim and Sally had two crackers in one episode:

(after her successful council election)
Sally: ...and how the mayor said he could pictue me in a golden chain one day.
Tim: The Golden Chain. Isn't that the pub on Travis Street?

Then later:

Tim: I thought you were coming upstairs?
Sally: I've got stuff to do. I need to get on top of things.
Tim: Yeah, well I was hoping for that an' all.

RogerOver
19-03-2016, 02:44
Tim and Sally had two crackers in one episode:

(after her successful council election)
Sally: ...and how the mayor said he could pictue me in a golden chain one day.
Tim: The Golden Chain. Isn't that the pub on Travis Street?

Then later:

Tim: I thought you were coming upstairs?
Sally: I've got stuff to do. I need to get on top of things.
Tim: Yeah, well I was hoping for that an' all.

RogerOver
17-05-2016, 09:06
Two from 16 May 16, I felt they were both more unusal than just funny:

Todd, talking to Sean about Billy: A lot of what he does is confidential. He’s gotta be discreet, y’know, like a doctor or a prostitute.
It makes prostitution sound like it's a mainstream profession now.


Carla to Johnny: I see someone’s put the snap back in your celery.
Do I need to get out more, or is that a particulary northern expression?

Kim
12-05-2017, 23:13
Eileen: As a learner, if I run over a Platt, do I get off with it?