Emmerdale Comedy

[feelingyellow]

I thought I'd start an Emmerdale Comedy thread (if there's not already one) like the Eastenders and Hollyoaks ones.
Emmerdale does have a bit of comedy from time to time so post here!

[feelingyellow]

I'll go first

(talking about Jasmine)
Ashley: According to Edna, She was drunk and awfully rude.
Ethan: That doesn't sound like Edna!

[Chris_2k11]

lol! that was a good one!

I'll listen out for some good quotes in tonight's episode lol

[Katy]

oh yeah id forgotton about that quote.

[Jemma]

oh yeah lol, that was funny! :)

[feelingyellow]

i liked last night's quote:

The kings look at billboard of tom and sadie.

Jimmy: Who's the tart?

:rotfl: hilarious!!!!

[Chris_2k11]

Effie: 'Just act dumb Callum! You're good at that!' :lol:

[Chris_2k11]

Callum: 'I should have known!'
Sadie: 'Oh shut up Callum and get me a drink!' :rolleyes: :lol:

[Jemma]

Sadie: Captain Pugwash go and show the kid the view. :lol: Sadie had loads of great ones tonight..

[Chris_2k11]

Sadie: Captain Pugwash go and show the kid the view. :lol: Sadie had loads of great ones tonight..Aww I must have missed that one! :(

[xCharliex]

Sadie: Captain Pugwash go and show the kid the view. :lol: Sadie had loads of great ones tonight..

:rotfl: that was sooo funny!

[feelingyellow]

yesterday's episode has loads of HILARIOUS comedy! it was fabbi!!!
but my favourite one of all was:

Effie: You utter bitch.
Sadie: That's Miss Bitch to you.

:rotfl: HILARIOUS! LOVED IT!!! :lol:

[feelingyellow]

Tonight's eppie:

Sam: You're a proper nob!

LOL! HILARIOUS! SAM - FAB!!!!

[feelingyellow]

tonight there was a bit of comedy, yay! :)

Kelly: I hate would hate to have a Dingle styling my hair, i might end up looking like Shadrach! (looks at Dawn) Hello!

:cheer:

And then...

Danny: But her name's Del...
Paul: Del and Rodney! :cheer:

[alkalinetrio]

lol i love some of there quotes

[feelingyellow]

The other day :cheer:

Sam: If it's a girl, It's gonna be called Edna
Zak: (laughs) Born with a hat on it's head!
Lisa: Like you, ya mean?

[Jemma]

The other day :cheer:

Sam: If it's a girl, It's gonna be called Edna
Zak: (laughs) Born with a hat on it's head!
Lisa: Like you, ya mean?
:lol: that was funny!

[feelingyellow]

Kelly (regarding the fairy lights): Nothing's 'appenin' Rodney!
Diane: Bet that's not the first time she's had to say that to him!

:rotfl:

[~charlie-lou~]

i liked last night's quote:

The kings look at billboard of tom and sadie.

Jimmy: Who's the tart?

:rotfl: hilarious!!!!


:rotfl: :rotfl: :lol: :lol: Loved that one!

[~charlie-lou~]

Sadie: Captain Pugwash go and show the kid the view. :lol: Sadie had loads of great ones tonight..

Argh dammit I missed that one!!! What was it about??

[feelingyellow]

Argh dammit I missed that one!!! What was it about??

when zoe was going to go on the run to ireland i think and then sadie stopped her

[~charlie-lou~]

when zoe was going to go on the run to ireland i think and then sadie stopped her

Oh lol. Who was being compared to Captain Pugwash?

[feelingyellow]

Oh lol. Who was being compared to Captain Pugwash?

the pilot who i think was a friend of zoe's

[feelingyellow]

It was around Christmas time, not sure if it's the exact quote...

Tom: What were you doing lying on a bridge (maybe flyover :confused: )
Jimmy: Counting cars (or maybe collecting number plates, really can't remember it that well lol)

Either way, it was hilarious! :lol: :cheer: :D

[LUSHLOOKE69]

Edna has had some good ones to can't think of any at the moment though

[Chris_2k11]

Kelly: So it's alright for everyone to hate me is it?!
Scott: Everyone hates you anyway!

:lol: :thumbsup:

[Richie_lecturer]

Don't laugh it's true. Though it's true for Simple Scott as well.

[Chris_2k11]

Noreen to Pollard: Don't tell me what to do, ratbag!

Go Noreen! :D :cool:

[Richie_lecturer]

Go Noreen! .....
...to the Waxworks Centre in the sky. :cool: