JustJodi
11-09-2005, 22:28
Three certainties in life
The madam opened the brothel door to see a
rather dignified,well-dressed good looking man in his
late 40s or early 50s.
"May I help you?" she asked
"I want to see Valerie," the man replied.
"Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive
ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else," said
the madam.
"No. I must see Valerie," was the man's reply.
Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to
the man that she charged $1,000 a visit. Without
hesitation, the man pulled out ten
one-hundred dollar bills, gave them to Valerie, and
they went upstairs.
After an hour, the man calmly left.
The next night, the same man appeared again,
demanding to see Valerie.
Valerie explained that none had ever come back
two nights in a row--too expensive--and there were no
discounts. The price was still $1,000.
Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to
Valerie and they went upstairs. After an hour, he
left.
The following night the man was there again.
Everyone was astounded that he had come for the third
consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went
upstairs.
After their session, Valerie questioned the
man. "No one has ever been with me three nights in a
row. Where are you from?" she asked.
The man replied, "South Carolina".
""Really" she said."I have family in South
Carolina."
"I know," the man said. "Your father died, and
I am your sister's attorney. She asked me to give you
your $3,000 inheritance."
The moral of the story is that there are three
things in life that are certain:
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer
The madam opened the brothel door to see a
rather dignified,well-dressed good looking man in his
late 40s or early 50s.
"May I help you?" she asked
"I want to see Valerie," the man replied.
"Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive
ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else," said
the madam.
"No. I must see Valerie," was the man's reply.
Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to
the man that she charged $1,000 a visit. Without
hesitation, the man pulled out ten
one-hundred dollar bills, gave them to Valerie, and
they went upstairs.
After an hour, the man calmly left.
The next night, the same man appeared again,
demanding to see Valerie.
Valerie explained that none had ever come back
two nights in a row--too expensive--and there were no
discounts. The price was still $1,000.
Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to
Valerie and they went upstairs. After an hour, he
left.
The following night the man was there again.
Everyone was astounded that he had come for the third
consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went
upstairs.
After their session, Valerie questioned the
man. "No one has ever been with me three nights in a
row. Where are you from?" she asked.
The man replied, "South Carolina".
""Really" she said."I have family in South
Carolina."
"I know," the man said. "Your father died, and
I am your sister's attorney. She asked me to give you
your $3,000 inheritance."
The moral of the story is that there are three
things in life that are certain:
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer