JustJodi
10-09-2005, 19:06
Disappearing Husband
A man and woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant.
Their waitress, taking an order at a table a few steps
away, suddenly noticed that the man was slowly sliding down
his chair and under the table, but the woman acted unconcerned.
The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair
and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman dining across from
him appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining
companion had disappeared.
After the waitress finished taking the order, she
came over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am,
but I think your husband just slid under the table."
The woman calmly looked up at her and said, "No he didn't.
He just walked in the door."
A man and woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant.
Their waitress, taking an order at a table a few steps
away, suddenly noticed that the man was slowly sliding down
his chair and under the table, but the woman acted unconcerned.
The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair
and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman dining across from
him appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining
companion had disappeared.
After the waitress finished taking the order, she
came over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am,
but I think your husband just slid under the table."
The woman calmly looked up at her and said, "No he didn't.
He just walked in the door."