JustJodi
08-09-2005, 14:27
19 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of
> > Insanity
> >
> > 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With
> > Sunglasses on and point Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
> > See If They Slow Down.
> >
> > 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise
> > Your Voice.
> >
> > 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something,
> > Ask If They Want Fries with That.
> >
> > 4.Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It
> > "In."
> >
> > 5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once
> > Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions,
> > Switch To Espresso.
> >
> > 6.In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For
> > Smuggling Diamonds"
> >
> > 7.Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With
> > The Prophecy."
> >
> > 8.Don't use any punctuation
> >
> > 9.As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
> >
> > 10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat
> > with a serious face.
> >
> > 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To
> > Go."
> >
> > 12. Sing Along At The Opera.
> >
> > 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems
> > Don't Rhyme
> >
> > 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And
> > Play tropical Sounds
> > All Day.
> >
> > 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You
> > Can't Attend Their Party
> > Because You're Not In The Mood.
> >
> > 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your
> > Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
> >
> > 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I
> > Won!, I Won!"
> >
> > 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The
> > Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're
> > Loose!!"
> >
> > 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The
> > Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
> >
> > Insanity
> >
> > 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With
> > Sunglasses on and point Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
> > See If They Slow Down.
> >
> > 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise
> > Your Voice.
> >
> > 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something,
> > Ask If They Want Fries with That.
> >
> > 4.Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It
> > "In."
> >
> > 5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once
> > Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions,
> > Switch To Espresso.
> >
> > 6.In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For
> > Smuggling Diamonds"
> >
> > 7.Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With
> > The Prophecy."
> >
> > 8.Don't use any punctuation
> >
> > 9.As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
> >
> > 10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat
> > with a serious face.
> >
> > 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To
> > Go."
> >
> > 12. Sing Along At The Opera.
> >
> > 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems
> > Don't Rhyme
> >
> > 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And
> > Play tropical Sounds
> > All Day.
> >
> > 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You
> > Can't Attend Their Party
> > Because You're Not In The Mood.
> >
> > 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your
> > Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
> >
> > 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I
> > Won!, I Won!"
> >
> > 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The
> > Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're
> > Loose!!"
> >
> > 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The
> > Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
> >