JustJodi
04-09-2005, 14:54
Real 911 Calls
>> Real 911 Calls, "BELIEVE" it or not!
>> Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
>> Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming
>> from the brown house on the corner.
>> Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
>> Caller: No, I'm wearing a blouse and slacks, why?
>>
>>
>> Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
>> Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite
>> out of my ham and cheese sandwich.
>> Dispatcher: Excuse me?
>> Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it
>> on the kitchen table and when I came back from the
>> bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
>> Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?
>> Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and
>> I'm sick and tired of it
>>
>>
>> Dispatcher: 9-1-1 Fire or emergency?
>> Caller: Fire, I guess.
>> Dispatcher: How can I help you sir?
>> Caller: I was wondering.....does the Fire Dept. put
>> snow chains on their trucks?
>> Dispatcher: Yes sir, do you have an emergency?
>> Caller: Well, I've spent the last 4 hours trying to
>> put these chains on my tires and... well.. do you
>> think the Fire Dept. could come over and help me?
>> Dispatcher: Help you what?
>> Caller: Help me get these chains on my car!
>>
>>
>> Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your
>> emergency?
>> Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone
>> doesn't have an eleven on it.
>> Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
>> Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
>> Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven
>> are the same thing.
>> Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.
>>
>>
>> Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your
>> emergency?
>> Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are
>> only two minutes apart.
>> Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
>> Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
>>
>>
>> And the winner is..........
>>
>> Dispatcher: 9-1-1
>> Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all
>> out of breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass
>> out.
>> Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
>> Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
>> Damn......
>> Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you
>> an asthmatic?
>> Caller: No
>> Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started
>> having trouble breathing?
>> Caller: Running from the Police!
:moonie:
>>
>> Real 911 Calls, "BELIEVE" it or not!
>> Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
>> Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming
>> from the brown house on the corner.
>> Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
>> Caller: No, I'm wearing a blouse and slacks, why?
>>
>>
>> Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
>> Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite
>> out of my ham and cheese sandwich.
>> Dispatcher: Excuse me?
>> Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it
>> on the kitchen table and when I came back from the
>> bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
>> Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?
>> Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and
>> I'm sick and tired of it
>>
>>
>> Dispatcher: 9-1-1 Fire or emergency?
>> Caller: Fire, I guess.
>> Dispatcher: How can I help you sir?
>> Caller: I was wondering.....does the Fire Dept. put
>> snow chains on their trucks?
>> Dispatcher: Yes sir, do you have an emergency?
>> Caller: Well, I've spent the last 4 hours trying to
>> put these chains on my tires and... well.. do you
>> think the Fire Dept. could come over and help me?
>> Dispatcher: Help you what?
>> Caller: Help me get these chains on my car!
>>
>>
>> Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your
>> emergency?
>> Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone
>> doesn't have an eleven on it.
>> Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
>> Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
>> Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven
>> are the same thing.
>> Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.
>>
>>
>> Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your
>> emergency?
>> Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are
>> only two minutes apart.
>> Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
>> Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
>>
>>
>> And the winner is..........
>>
>> Dispatcher: 9-1-1
>> Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all
>> out of breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass
>> out.
>> Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
>> Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
>> Damn......
>> Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you
>> an asthmatic?
>> Caller: No
>> Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started
>> having trouble breathing?
>> Caller: Running from the Police!
:moonie:
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