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JustJodi
04-09-2005, 02:18
A man and his secretary are having an affair, so one afternoon they get a
motel room and have strenuous sex
. He's not used to the pace, so he falls asleep afterwards and doesn't wake
up until about 8:30 that night,
at which time he realizes it's late and that he has to get home.
He says to his secretary, "Quick! While I get dressed, you take my shoes
outside and drag them around through
the grass and mud." Puzzled, the secretary complies.
When the man gets home about 9:30 his wife confronts him and asks him where
he's been.
The man says, "I cannot lie to you. I spent the better part of the day doing
my secretary in a motel room, then I fell asleep, woke up later, and came
right home."
The woman looks down at his shoes and says, "You lying *******, you've been
out playing golf again!"

CrazyLea
04-09-2005, 02:33
:rotfl: i like that

JustJodi
04-09-2005, 02:37
:rotfl: i like that

Hey Lea... Isn't Johnny Depp doing a sequel of the Black Pearl ???:searchme:

di marco
04-09-2005, 08:34
lol thats funny! :D

Luna
04-09-2005, 09:24
lmao :D

.:Kitz:.
04-09-2005, 09:30
ROTFL :D :rotfl:

Jessie Wallace
04-09-2005, 15:59
lmao