JustJodi
01-09-2005, 16:48
Answer Machine
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>>Some good ones here.... Actual answer machine
>>messages:
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>>1.My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll
>>leave your name and number we'll get back to you as soon as we're
>>finished.
>>
>>2. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why
>>we're not here. So leave a message.
>>
>>3. Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent
>>the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are
>>my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If
>>you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't
>>worry I have plenty of money.
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>>4. Hi. Now you say something.
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>>5. Hi, I'm not home right now but my answering machine is, so you
>>can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep.
>>
>>6. Hello. I am David's answering machine. What are you?
>>
>>7. (From Japanese friend): He-lo! This is Sa-to. If you leave
>>message, I call you soon. If you leave "sexy" message I call
>>sooner!
>>
>>8. Hi. John's answering machine is broken. This is the
>>refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your
>>message to myself with one of these magnets.
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>>9. Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving
>>messages. My owners do not need siding, windows, or a hot tub, and
>>their carpets are clean. They give to charity through their office
>>and do not need their picture taken. If you're still with me,
>>leave your name and number and they will get back to you.
>>
>>11 Hi. I am probably home. I'm just avoiding someone I don't like.
>>Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
>>
>>12. If you are a burglar we're home, but just finished cleaning &
>>re-loading our weapons and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we
>>probably aren't home and it's safe to leave a message.
>>
>>13. Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain
>>silent. Everything! you say will be recorded and will be used by
>>us.
>>
>>14. Hello, you've reached Martin and Sonia. We can't pick up the phone
>>right now because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonia
>>likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to
>>right...real slow....so leave a message, and when we get done
>>brushing our teeth we'll get back to you
>>
>>
>>
>>Some good ones here.... Actual answer machine
>>messages:
>>
>>
>>1.My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll
>>leave your name and number we'll get back to you as soon as we're
>>finished.
>>
>>2. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why
>>we're not here. So leave a message.
>>
>>3. Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent
>>the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are
>>my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If
>>you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't
>>worry I have plenty of money.
>>
>>4. Hi. Now you say something.
>>
>>5. Hi, I'm not home right now but my answering machine is, so you
>>can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep.
>>
>>6. Hello. I am David's answering machine. What are you?
>>
>>7. (From Japanese friend): He-lo! This is Sa-to. If you leave
>>message, I call you soon. If you leave "sexy" message I call
>>sooner!
>>
>>8. Hi. John's answering machine is broken. This is the
>>refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your
>>message to myself with one of these magnets.
>>
>>9. Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving
>>messages. My owners do not need siding, windows, or a hot tub, and
>>their carpets are clean. They give to charity through their office
>>and do not need their picture taken. If you're still with me,
>>leave your name and number and they will get back to you.
>>
>>11 Hi. I am probably home. I'm just avoiding someone I don't like.
>>Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
>>
>>12. If you are a burglar we're home, but just finished cleaning &
>>re-loading our weapons and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we
>>probably aren't home and it's safe to leave a message.
>>
>>13. Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain
>>silent. Everything! you say will be recorded and will be used by
>>us.
>>
>>14. Hello, you've reached Martin and Sonia. We can't pick up the phone
>>right now because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonia
>>likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to
>>right...real slow....so leave a message, and when we get done
>>brushing our teeth we'll get back to you
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