chance
30-08-2005, 23:43
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
to have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill
And now there's little Frankie.
Little Boy Blew.
Hey. He needed the money.
Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it's ass
and turned it's wool to nylon
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
said "******* him, He's only an egg.
Simple Simon met a Pie man, going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,
What have you got there?
Said the Pie man unto Simon,
Pies, you ********
Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two chunks of bread.
Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her Thighs
Mary had another skirt
it was split right up the front......
but she didn't wear that one very often
Went up the hill
to have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill
And now there's little Frankie.
Little Boy Blew.
Hey. He needed the money.
Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it's ass
and turned it's wool to nylon
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
said "******* him, He's only an egg.
Simple Simon met a Pie man, going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,
What have you got there?
Said the Pie man unto Simon,
Pies, you ********
Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two chunks of bread.
Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her Thighs
Mary had another skirt
it was split right up the front......
but she didn't wear that one very often