Luna
30-08-2005, 13:33
Why I Fired My Secretary...
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> Two weeks ago was my 44th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good
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> That morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant
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> say, "Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me.
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> As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any
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> happy birthday.
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> I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will
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> remember...The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.
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> So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and
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> despondent..
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> As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning,
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> Boss, Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better that someone had
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> remembered.
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> I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You
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> know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday,
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> let's go to lunch, just you and me." I said, "That's the greatest
> thing
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> I've heard all day, let's go!" We went to lunch we didn't go where we
> normally go; instead we went out to a private little place.
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> We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back
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> to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day, we
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> don't need to go back to the office, do we?"
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> I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
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> After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind,
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> I think I'll go into the bedroom. "Sure!" I excitedly replied.
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> She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out
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> carrying a huge birthday cake ----- followed by my wife, children,
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> and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.
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> And I just sat there...
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> on the couch...
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> naked.
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> Two weeks ago was my 44th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good
>
>
> That morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant
> and
>
>
> say, "Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me.
>
>
> As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any
>
>
> happy birthday.
>
>
> I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will
>
>
> remember...The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.
>
>
> So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and
>
>
> despondent..
>
>
> As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning,
>
>
> Boss, Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better that someone had
>
>
> remembered.
>
>
> I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You
>
>
> know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday,
>
>
> let's go to lunch, just you and me." I said, "That's the greatest
> thing
>
>
> I've heard all day, let's go!" We went to lunch we didn't go where we
> normally go; instead we went out to a private little place.
>
>
> We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back
>
>
> to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day, we
>
>
> don't need to go back to the office, do we?"
>
>
> I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
>
>
> After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind,
>
>
> I think I'll go into the bedroom. "Sure!" I excitedly replied.
>
>
> She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out
>
>
> carrying a huge birthday cake ----- followed by my wife, children,
>
>
> and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.
>
>
> And I just sat there...
>
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> on the couch...
>
>
> naked.
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