Ready.. Aim...

[.:SpIcYsPy:.]

Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!"

Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.

The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The redhead then screams, "tornado!!"

Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.

By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The blonde shouts, "fire!!"

[hazey]

I love these blonde jokes,my sister in law is a blonde (natural), and she does the most silly things at times. so I think it must be true what they say about blondes. sorry to all the blonde girls on here,

[eastenderfan_91]

bless

[Luna]

:lol: that gets better everytime i hear it :rotfl:

[xsoftladybugx]

Lmao :lol:

[Jojo]

Love it :rotfl:

[Tori]

hee hee blonde jokes are soo funny. my sister is blonde- she also does some strange funny things. no offence to any blondes on here

[hayley]

That was great! :lol: :rotfl: :lol:

[~*~Leanne~*~]

that was good