Luna
29-08-2005, 13:39
Several men are in the changing room of a golf club.
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> A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free
> speaker-function and begins to talk.
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> Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
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>
> MAN: "Hello"
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>
> WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
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>
> MAN: "Yes"
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>
> WOMAN: "I am at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat.
> It's only #1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
>
>
> MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
>
>
> WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes garage and saw the new models.
> I saw one I really liked."
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>
> MAN: "How much?"
>
>
> WOMAN: "#60,000"
>
>
> MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
>
>
> WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house we wanted last
> year is back on the market. They're asking #950,000."
>
>
> MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer
#900,000."
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>
> WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
>
>
> MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
>
>
> The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are looking at
> him in astonishment.
>
>
> Then he asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?"
>
> A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free
> speaker-function and begins to talk.
>
>
> Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
>
>
> MAN: "Hello"
>
>
> WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
>
>
> MAN: "Yes"
>
>
> WOMAN: "I am at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat.
> It's only #1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
>
>
> MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
>
>
> WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes garage and saw the new models.
> I saw one I really liked."
>
>
> MAN: "How much?"
>
>
> WOMAN: "#60,000"
>
>
> MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
>
>
> WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house we wanted last
> year is back on the market. They're asking #950,000."
>
>
> MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer
#900,000."
>
>
> WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
>
>
> MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
>
>
> The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are looking at
> him in astonishment.
>
>
> Then he asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?"