chat up lines

[chance]

Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.

[chance]

Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes?

[chance]

Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?

[chance]

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

[chance]

Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

[chance]

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

[chance]

Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.

[Debs]

I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

[Behemoth]

Get your coat, you've pulled.

That one is well funny cos it's so arrogant!

[Debs]

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway

[Debs]

My name's.............. That's so you know what to scream

[chance]

Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

[chance]

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

[chance]

lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

[chance]

I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.

[Debs]

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

[Debs]

Baicarumba...are those real

[Debs]

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

[Debs]

Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.

[chance]

Put your crash helmet on, you're going through the head board

[chance]

What do you want for breakfast?

[Debs]

Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

[Debs]

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open

[chance]

I bet you're tired of hearing chat up lines, when words can't be compared or express the true nature of your beauty!

[Debs]

Do you want to see something swell?

[Debs]

Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

[chance]

Your eyes are like spanners..... every time you look at me my nuts tighten

[Debs]

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.

[Debs]

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

[Debs]

If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

[chance]

If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.

[Debs]

Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts.

[Debs]

I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic

[Debs]

I'm good at math, U+I=69

[Debs]

Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy.

[Debs]

You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I just can't stop ya.

[chance]

Break a bit of ice on the bar and say "Now I've broken the ice can I buy you a drink?"

[CrazyLea]

if i could rearange the alphabet i'd put u and i together

[Meh]

(Motion 'come here' with your finger)
I made you come with my finger. Imagine what I could do with my whole body.

[chance]

I'm like Domino's Pizza, if you don't come in 30 minutes the next one is free...

[chance]

**** me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?

[chance]

[Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

[chance]

I'd look good on you.

[chance]

I've got the hot dog and you got the buns.

[chance]

Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.

[chance]

You're like a championship bass, I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.

[chance]

Excuse me, you have the whitest teeth I've ever cum across.

[Luna]

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

[Luna]

Lets go some place else and smell each others socks

[Luna]

Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?

[chance]

Do you need a gardener? (no) can I trim your bush anyways?

[chance]

Lets stand toe to toe and get something straight between us!

[Luna]

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

[Trinity]

OMG, where do you guys hear all this stuff! I don't think I have heard any of them. In my day it was just do you want to dance!

[Debs]

Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!

[Debs]

Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go screw.

[Debs]

Just call me milk, I'll do your body good

[Debs]

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.

[Debs]

That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too

[Debs]

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

[Debs]

I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

[Debs]

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon

[Debs]

Guy: "Would you like to dance?"
Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you."
Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."

[DaVeyWaVey]

My brother has a Top 100 Chat Up Lines book that i borrowed, here are a few i've heard (sorry if these have been mentioned before)

"You look awfully like my next girlfriend/boyfriend..."

"Did i ever tell you that you look incredibly like my mother?"

[tammyy2j]

If your left leg was Christmas and your right leg New Years could i visit you between the holidays

[Siobhan]

I was wondering if there was a thread on cheesy chatup line.. and I found it..
Ben (my baby) woke me up at 1am, he has bitten his tongue and wanted me to kiss is better. My boyf said it was the best chat up line he has ever heard
"I've bitten my tongue, can you kiss it better"..
Gees.. my son is starting young!!!

[tammyy2j]

If your left leg was Christmas and your right leg New Years could i visit you between the holidays

It will be a very short visit