chance
25-08-2005, 23:42
Irish woman gives birh to twin's, one boy, one girl. As it was a bit of a difficult birth she immediately fall's asleep, completley knackered.
When she come round some 12hrs later she ask's the nurse "Where's my babies?","Oh",say's the nurse,"Your brother took them down the register office to name them."
"WHAT!!",cries the woman,"Who the hell left them with him, he's as thick as ****, what's he named them?"
"Well", say's the nurse,"He's named the girl Denise."
"Hmm, that's not bad", say's the woman, "what's he called the boy then?"
"Denephew", replies the nurse.
When she come round some 12hrs later she ask's the nurse "Where's my babies?","Oh",say's the nurse,"Your brother took them down the register office to name them."
"WHAT!!",cries the woman,"Who the hell left them with him, he's as thick as ****, what's he named them?"
"Well", say's the nurse,"He's named the girl Denise."
"Hmm, that's not bad", say's the woman, "what's he called the boy then?"
"Denephew", replies the nurse.