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Luna
25-08-2005, 12:51
Subject: WHO TO MARRY ????



HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?



(written by kids)


(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you

like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should

keep the chips and dip coming.



-- Alan, age 10


(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to

marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later

who you're stuck with.



-- Kristen, age 10


WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?



(1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER

by then.



-- Camille, age 10


(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get

married.



-- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)


HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

(1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling

at the same kids.



-- Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?


(1) Both don't want any more kids.



-- Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?


(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know

each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.


-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)


(2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually

gets them interested enough to go for a second date.


-- Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

(1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the

newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead

columns.

-- Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

(1) When they're rich.



-- Pam, age 7


(2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess

with that



- - Curt, age 7


(3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should

marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.

-- Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

(1 ) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm

never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed

out.

-- Theodore, age 8


(2 ) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need

someone to clean up after them.



-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)


HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

(1 ) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?

-- Kelvin, age 8


And the #1 Favorite is........



HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

(1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a

truck.



-- Ricky, age 10

kirsty_g
27-08-2005, 09:50
lol

♥Lovin Me 4 Me♥
27-08-2005, 14:33
lol that really made me and my sister laugh when we read it!

emma_strange
27-08-2005, 15:10
Subject:
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

(1 ) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?

-- Kelvin, age 8




:cheer: :cheer:

Rach33
28-08-2005, 14:33
Those were fabbie they made me laugh out load really cheered me up after a rubbish morning

Dr. Tangliss
28-08-2005, 16:21
That's so sweet and funny too! Children are so innocent :)

Trinity
29-08-2005, 14:03
Isn't it amazing what they pick up, though. Keep the dips and chips coming indeed!

Layne
29-08-2005, 14:08
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HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

(1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling

at the same kids.

-- Derrick, age 8


WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

(1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the

newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead

columns.

-- Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

(1) When they're rich.



-- Pam, age 7


(2 ) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need

someone to clean up after them.

-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)


HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

(1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a

truck.



-- Ricky, age 10

:rotfl:
These are my fav's they are all great though, thanks!!!

Carrie Bradshaw
29-08-2005, 14:12
:rotfl: Aaaww!! I love those. Some of those kids are awfully clever for thier age!

xXxJessxXx
07-09-2005, 17:11
Subject: WHO TO MARRY ????

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

(1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER

by then.

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

(1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling

at the same kids.

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know

each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

(1) When they're rich.


HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

(1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a

truck.

:lol: these are the ones that made me laugh! :lol:

lollymay
13-09-2005, 18:34
they are funny

.:Kitz:.
13-09-2005, 18:43
bless, thats so sweet!!!

dragoneye454
20-09-2005, 15:49
these are absolutely hilarious