Jade
25-08-2005, 11:13
>An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A teenager walked up to
>the bench and sat down He had spiked hair in all different colors:
>green,red, orange, blue, and yellow. The old man just stared. Every time the
>teenager looked, the old man was staring. The teenager finally said
>sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, you never done anything wild in
>your life?" Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and
>had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
>the bench and sat down He had spiked hair in all different colors:
>green,red, orange, blue, and yellow. The old man just stared. Every time the
>teenager looked, the old man was staring. The teenager finally said
>sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, you never done anything wild in
>your life?" Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and
>had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."