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Luna
25-08-2005, 11:35
Bit sick this but made me laugh

A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween
party.

The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party
alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said
she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need
for his good time to be spoiled by not going.

So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping
soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early,
decided to go to the party.
As her husband didn't know what her costumewas, she thought she would
have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was
not with him. So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in
his costume, cavorting around on the Dance floor, dancing with every
nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss
there.

His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he
left his present partner high and dry and devoted his time to the sexy
new chick.

She, enjoying the charade, letting him go as far as he wished,
naturally, since he was her husband.

After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear
and she agreed, so off they went into the back garden and had
passionate intercourse.

Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home, put
the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation
he would make up for his outrageous behaviour.


She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of
time he had.


Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're
not with me."


Then she asked," Did you dance much?"


He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got
there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the
spare room and played poker all evening.


"You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker
all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm and brewing outrage.


To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad,
and apparently he had the time of his life."

chance
25-08-2005, 11:41
oooooo grose!

Bad Wolf
25-08-2005, 11:42
:sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: thats nasty!

phils little sister
25-08-2005, 11:58
sick :sick:

Dr. Tangliss
25-08-2005, 12:11
:sick: Sick!:sick:

Jojo
25-08-2005, 12:17
:eek: :sick: OMG :sick: :eek:

di marco
25-08-2005, 22:21
eurgh :sick: but quite funny at the same time! :D