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Jade
25-08-2005, 10:15
A crowded United Airlines flight was cancelled. A single agent was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travellers.

Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS"

The agent replied "I am sorry Sir, I'll be happy to try and help you, but I've got to help these folks first, and Im sure we will be able to work something out.

The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM"

Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone, "May I have your attention please", she began, she voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14.

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United agent, gritted his teeth and swore "******* YOU"

Without flinching, she smiled and said, "Im sorry Sir, you'll have to get in line for that too"

Jojo
25-08-2005, 10:17
:rotfl: Brilliant :rotfl:

Luna
25-08-2005, 10:20
:lol:

Debs
25-08-2005, 10:34
:lol: :lol:

phils little sister
25-08-2005, 10:59
:rotfl: :rotfl:

di marco
25-08-2005, 21:09
lol! :D

Meh
25-08-2005, 23:46
All jokes in the jokes thread (http://www.soapboards.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=22766) please.