One for the ladies!

[phils little sister]

One for the ladies!

The Accident

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold
Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished
but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in Mysterious ways.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So.... you're a
man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's
nothing left , but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that
we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of
our days".

Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely,
this must be a sign from God!"

The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My
car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God
wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then
she hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the
bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."

MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are evil.
Don't mess with them!!!!

[Londoner]

:rotfl: :cheer: :rotfl: :cheer: :rotfl:

[Luna]

:lol:

[.:SpIcYsPy:.]

Lmao!!! :rotfl:

[pinkles14]

:rotfl: i like that 1

[Abi]

:lol:

[Carrie Bradshaw]

Aaaaah!! So funny and so true. :rotfl:

[$sTaCeY$]

:rotfl: good one :rotfl: :rotfl: :lol:

[Londoner]

here's another joke:

This may have been on before, but hey it made me snigger!

1. What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.

2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.

3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.

4. What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.

5. Why are Chav's like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.

6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.

7. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
It might be your bike.

8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy; the other's a coconut.

9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
"What you lookin' at?"

10. How do you get 100 Chav's into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.

11. Two Chav's in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police.



12. A Chav walks into the local job centre, marches straight up to the counter and says "Hi, I'm looking for a job"...

The man behind the counter replies "Your timing is amazing. We've just got one in from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac twin daughters. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes and wear the uniform provided. The hours are a bit long but the meals are provided. You also have to escort the young ladies on their overseas holidays. The salary package is £200,000 a year ". The

Chav says, "You're having me on!"

The man behind the counter says, "Well you started it!"


:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Trinity]

No 10. is a bit cruel! (I still laughed!)

[Carrie Bradshaw]

:rotfl: Harsh but hilarious!!

[Abbie]

i love it its harsh but great

[hayley]

Phils little sisiter that is funny!!
:rotfl: :clap: :rotfl: :clap:

[Tori]

tis funny!

[kirsty_g]

lol

[Tori]

i love anti- chav jokes- i'm surrounded by them where i live, no offence to anyone!