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Meh
17-08-2005, 13:27
As requested, here is the caption competition. The winner will get 1000 pounds of virtual money added to their petz bank.

Here's the picture - lets have your funniest and wittest captions!

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a28/gnusblat/CaptionCompetition.jpg
Bad Wolf
17-08-2005, 13:29
help, i'm stuck???
Bryan
17-08-2005, 13:43
"If i was Leitia Dean, then i'd be piggy in the middle"
$sTaCeY$
17-08-2005, 13:52
i'm like a thorn between two roses
Abbie
17-08-2005, 14:24
i cant see it
Londoner
17-08-2005, 14:51
neither can i, where has it gone ? Ghostrider help!!
$sTaCeY$
17-08-2005, 14:59
i can't see it either now :hmm:
Trinity
17-08-2005, 15:00
"I always go for the prepacked stuff down at the super(cattle)market"
Meh
17-08-2005, 15:04
I've updated it. It should be there now.
$sTaCeY$
17-08-2005, 15:05
thats better i can see it now :)
Trinity
17-08-2005, 15:12
The pink ladies reveal their latest experiment in static electricity!
Bad Wolf
17-08-2005, 15:26
i'm gonna bite your ear!!!!! yum
.:SpIcYsPy:.
17-08-2005, 16:18
Ok ladies, now up.. and down..
Bryan
17-08-2005, 16:21
hey surely we're only allowed one entry per person???
Meh
17-08-2005, 16:24
nah, as many as you like
Bryan
17-08-2005, 16:38
"opps, i think i just farted"
CrazyLea
17-08-2005, 16:41
''do you think she'd mind if i bite off her ear'' (i duno lol)
SoapRach
17-08-2005, 17:27
"wow, i'm so please everything you buy comes shrinkwrapped these days"

ps- GR - a pic from you own collection?!
Meh
17-08-2005, 17:29
ps- GR - a pic from you own collection?!

I wish!
.:SpIcYsPy:.
17-08-2005, 17:30
Hop on darling... hmm now how am I going to get you on...
SoapRach
17-08-2005, 17:32
"if i hold these girls tightly enough no-one will notice I've peed myself"
Meh
17-08-2005, 17:37
"If I squeeze tighter can I make her breasts even more out of shape"
Bryan
17-08-2005, 18:02
who'd have thought the conga could make me so horny!
Jade
18-08-2005, 22:04
"I always go for the prepacked stuff down at the super(cattle)market"

It was by one get one free
alan45
18-08-2005, 23:17
oh good - top hole no foal
Treacle
19-08-2005, 00:10
"Let's have a threesome" :searchme:
Sorry I'm useless at this type of thing!
Layne
19-08-2005, 00:35
bend now, come on girls all together bend and stretch,if you can!



sorry i'm pants at this!
Bryan
19-08-2005, 09:45
2 fast and i'll be furious!
Trinity
19-08-2005, 09:55
He loooves Desperate Housewives!
.:SpIcYsPy:.
19-08-2005, 20:58
You touch my bum.. yes.. and I touch yours... that's right now... wait a minute!! Who's going to touch yours?!


Sorry I'm useless at this type of thing!
Same here!!
Abi
20-08-2005, 13:55
seeing as them girls are holding night sticks;

"i bet my night stick's better then yours :p "

(or at least i hope they are night sticks, you get what i mean)
Abi
20-08-2005, 14:04
Or

"would you like to hold MY night stick?!"
Abi
20-08-2005, 14:05
or

"no flash, us vampires cant handle them"
Trinity
23-08-2005, 16:43
I knew that superglue would come in handy!
Abi
23-08-2005, 20:11
thats a good one lol
.:SpIcYsPy:.
25-08-2005, 11:17
So who's won it.. lol :p
.:SpIcYsPy:.
31-08-2005, 15:33
Guess its no one then :rotfl:
$sTaCeY$
31-08-2005, 16:25
Guess its no one then :rotfl:

I don't think anyone has won it either spicy
Abi
31-08-2005, 19:16
Maybe they're not good enough :rotfl:
Chloe O'brien
02-09-2005, 15:52
Oh hokey cokey cokey :):rotfl: :moonie:
feelingyellow
02-09-2005, 15:55
'we're not on drugs, we're just naturally creepy!'
RealityGap
02-09-2005, 15:57
"Don't worry love my big hands will cover your big tum and blondies big bum.....and don't worry sweetie - my small hand will easily cover your small.........stain on your jacket"
Trinity
02-09-2005, 16:02
My mum said I would never get a woman - but that was before I invented these portable static generators! Now I have to peel them off!
Trinity
02-09-2005, 16:08
We were planing on remaking the Jack Nicolson movie, The Witches of Eastwick, with a provisional title The Witches of Essex. But following the casting I decided that Macbeth might be more appropriate.
RealityGap
02-09-2005, 16:49
"you are my wife now Dave.....you too Dave!"
RealityGap
02-09-2005, 17:17
"you will never guess where Blondies hand is"
Tori
03-09-2005, 19:35
it's a menange a trois. would You like to make it a menange a quatre? (bad at this kind of thing!)
Bryan
06-09-2005, 14:48
heres two more captions:

"who are these people?"

and:

"All i'm came out for was a pint of milk"
Abi
07-09-2005, 18:42
"Vampire has nothing on me!"
Trinity
09-09-2005, 18:06
These two were cheaper than crutches!
lollymay
09-09-2005, 19:29
thats not mine
Trinity
19-09-2005, 17:47
Has anyone won this yet? We could do with a new comp! NB - wake up!
Trinity
22-09-2005, 09:55
Hi my name is Norman Bates - and this is why I am too busy to judge the caption competition!
Londoner
23-09-2005, 11:34
Hi my name is Norman Bates - and this is why I am too busy to judge the caption competition!

This is the best one, Trinity to win. :rotfl: :thumbsup: :rotfl:
.:SpIcYsPy:.
23-09-2005, 13:53
I agree :D Trinity to win!!
Trinity
23-09-2005, 17:55
Aw, thanks guys!
emma_strange
24-09-2005, 22:42
'Now where could I get some of these pvc clothes?'
.:SpIcYsPy:.
25-09-2005, 11:46
I don't think this glue will hold on for much longer!!
Rain_
04-10-2005, 18:54
If my blow up doll looked like this i'd NEVER leave the house
Abi
04-10-2005, 19:21
Hi my name is Norman Bates - and this is why I am too busy to judge the caption competition!
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
CLASSIC!!! Love it!
Behemoth
19-10-2005, 07:18
Winner to be announced very soon
Behemoth
19-10-2005, 19:00
The winner of the 1st SoapBoards caption competition is.....

Trinity!

With this (http://www.soapboards.co.uk/forums/showpost.php?p=196922&postcount=53) caption!

We all agreed that this was the funniest one so well done Trinity and £1000 SB Money will be winging it's way to your bank account in a few mins!
Abi
19-10-2005, 19:05
Much deserves as well! I love that one! :rotfl: