soulmates

[crazy_purple]

Okay, this one's serious :p It's Kalfie, just because I haven't seen any of those on here, and I need Kalfie, people! The dreaded Molfie ( :sick: ) will not be involved, I suppose we all want to put it behind us :lol: It's set when Kat and Alfie were just mates ( :rolleyes: yeah...)

(in the bar)
Kat: Oi, why have you got me doing all the cleaning?
Alfie: Because...
Kat: If you say because I'm a woman, you're getting a kick in the privates!
Alfie: I wasn't going to - it's because, my dear Kathleen, I'm a lazy git.
Kat: Ah. Spoken like a man.
Alfie: Huh.
Kat: Have you got all the gear set up for the party then?
Alfie: Have I ever. Karaoke machine thataway *points*, and Ian's making the food.
Kat: So, do I get a dance tonight then? *playfully*
Alfie: If you're good.
Kat: *leans closer* And what if I'm bad?
*Spencer comes in*
Kat: 'Ere, Spence, do you think I'll have Alfie dancing by the end of the night?
Spencer: Hmm... Only if you get him drunk enough.
Kat: I'm sure that'll be easy. *grins and wanders off*
Spencer: I was watching you two. You were flirting and you didn't even notice!
Alfie: What?!
Spencer: You were!
Alfie: Spence - me and Kat are just mates, yeah?
Spencer: Don't look like it.
Alfie: Well, that's how it is. So button it. *leaves*

(later, at the party)
*Kat comes up to Alfie*
Alfie: Aww, you're all danced out, aren't you? *grins*
Kat: Nope! Come on!
Alfie: What?
Kat: I told you I'd have you dancing by the end of the night! You can't stand behind the bar like a spare end all the time!
Alfie: Kat...
Kat: What?
Alfie: Nothing.
Kat: Look, there's no fit men about, so you'll have to do.
Alfie: Oh, cheers!
*Kat leads him onto dancefloor*
Alfie: Kat, I'm really not sure about this.
Kat: Come on, what could happen?

:) Tell me if you want any more :angel:

[Amber]

Aww! This is great! More soon :)

[i_luv_dennis]

love it amber who made your banner

[Kim]

Great. Please do more soon.

[Eastenders_4ev@]

cool more plz

[crazy_purple]

*Kat and Alfie are dancing to some music at the party*
Kat: Ha, you're quite a good dancer actually! You had nothing to worry about!
Alfie: I wasn't worried about that.
*Zoe and some random bloke dance up next to them*
Zoe: *drunk* 'Ere Kat, did you know that how well a man dances shows how good he is in - *thinks* I forgot. *looks confused*
Alfie: In bed, I think it is - *stops*
Kat: Oh yeah? *grinning mischeviously*
Zoe: Yeah! But Joe here *looks at her dance partner* - he's cr@p!
*her partner takes offence and stomps off*
*Kat laughs*
Alfie: I, er, think I'd better get back behind the bar. *tries to leave*
Kat: Oi, you're not going anywhere, mister.
Alfie: But -
Kat: Alfie! *pouts* It's either you or - or Ian Beale, he's the only man left, look.
*points to Ian, who is indeed standing in the corner by himself*
Alfie: Well, go and dance with him then! There's nowt wrong with him! *pulls himself free and goes back behind bar in a huff*
*Kat frowns*
Zoe: *drunk* What's up with him?
Kat: I dunno. He's having a tantrum or something.
Zoe: Well... *pauses* there must be summat wrong with him, he just said there's nowt wrong with Ian Beale.
*Kat grins, but keeps watching Alfie*
Zoe: Come on, you don't need him... Let's go and have a dance. *links arms with Kat*
Kat: *sighs* All right. *they move away*

*later*
Zoe: I know what's wrong with him.
Kat: Yeah, what?
Zoe: He fancies you! *giggles madly*
Kat: *hotly* No he doesn't! Don't be stupid, you're -
Zoe: All right, I was only messing! You don't have to shout!
Kat: Well, he doesn't.
Zoe: *exasperated* Okay! God! Lighten up!
Kat: *sullen* It was a stupid thing to say.
Zoe: *gets an idea suddenly, and brightens up* Unless...
Kat: What now?!
Zoe: Unless you fancy him! *laughs*
Kat: *goes bright red* You're just being stupid now! You're drunk!
Zoe: *gleefully* You do! You do fancy him! You've gone red!
Kat: That's because it's hot in here, and you're sayin' embarrassing stuff!
Zoe: It wouldn't be embarrassing unless it was true though, would it?
Kat: *angry* That's it! I've had enough of you! *stomps off*
Zoe: *alone* Ah, they're meant for each other.


More soon, I know what I'm doing now :)

[*kalfie*moon*]

cool! more more more!

[crazy_purple]

*Kat goes to find Alfie. He is sat at the bottom of the stairs looking glum*
Kat: Hey. *sits down next to him*
Alfie: What do you want?
Kat: .... Are you my friend?
Alfie: *smiling bemusedly* Yeah.
Kat: Good.
*Silence falls and they both study the carpet intensely*
Kat: Why?
Alfie: Why what?
Kat: Why are you my friend? *pauses* I never do anything right, I'm thick as two planks, and all I ever do is shout at you - I'm... I'm useless.
Alfie: *frowning* No you're not.
Kat: I am. I'm a waste of space. *stares despondently at wall*
Alfie: Kat - *sighs* - look, we're mates. *he can't think of anything else to add to this*
Kat: Oh.
Alfie: We are! Come on, tell me how to cheer you up. *thinks* Ah, I know. *grabs her and pulls her towards him*
Kat: Gerroff! *struggles, but smiling at same time*
Alfie: I bet you're ticklish - you are, aren't you?!
Kat: No! *laughing* Stop tickling me, it ain't funny!
Alfie: *stops* All right then. *grinning*
*they look at each other for a minute*
Alfie: *brushes hair out of her eyes* I mean it. We're best mates, aren't we?
Kat: *grins* Even though I shout at you?
Alfie: And throw tantrums.
Kat: Ah, you love me really. *joking*
Alfie: *not joking* Yeah, I do.
Kat: *surprised* In... in a friendly way.
Alfie: *quickly* Yeah. Obviously. *fake laugh*
Kat: *smiles* All right then. *looks at him* I love you too.
*they both stop smiling*
Alfie: Really?
Kat: Really really. *looks confused*


more soon :)

[Amber]

Fab! More soon :)

[crazy_purple]

(The next day)
(Alfie has just unlocked the doors when Kat comes in)
Alfie: You're early! *mock surprise* Where's the fire?
Kat: *smiles sunnily* I just felt like coming in.
Alfie: *teasing* Oh, you missed me so much overnight you just had to rush over as soon as the doors opened?
Kat: *sarcastically* Yes, Alfie, your gorgeous face is the only thing worth getting up early for round here.
Alfie: Ooh, I know.
*they laugh*

(round the corner)
Spencer: *scandalised* They're doing it again!
Nana: Spence dear, you sound like an old woman. And that's my job. *smiles*
Spencer: But - they're flirting so bad! And they don't even know they're doing it!
Nana: I think it's quite romantic really.
Spencer: *shakes his head in disbelief*
Nana: Would you like some tea dearie?

(later)
(Alfie is chatting with an attractive woman, and Kat is having none of it.)
Alfie: So where are you from then?
Woman: Doncaster.
Alfie: And, er... how long are you in town for?
Woman: *flirtily* Depends if I meet anyone interesting.
Alfie: And have you?
Woman: *grins* Maybe.
Kat: *interrupts* I think Sam wants to talk to you, Alfie.
Alfie: What? *looking at woman*
Kat: *annoyed* I said, Sam wants to talk to you!
Alfie: Oh. All right. *moves away*
Woman: He's nice.
Kat: *gritting teeth* Yes. He is.
Woman: How well do you know him?
Kat: Very well. *has a sudden idea* Yeah, we talk to each other about everything. I've stuck by him through everything, especially when he was coming out.
Woman: I'm sorry?
Kat: Oh, didn't he tell you?
Woman: He's...
Kat: ... on the other bus. Yeah... *reflectively* He could always tell me everything, you see -
*woman jumps up and leaves suddenly*
Kat: *grins* Keep moving...
*Alfie comes back*
Alfie: Kat, Sam didn't want to talk to me - hey, where's Lauren gone?
Kat: *innocently* Oh, she had to leave. Suddenly remembered something.
Alfie: *crestfallen* Oh. She didn't say why?
Kat: *breezily* No.
Alfie: Oh. *sadly*
Kat: Cheer up. Plenty more fish in the sea.
Alfie: I haven't had a girlfriend while I've been here, and I definitely didn't have one in prison... that's like 4 years... *miserable*
Kat: *small voice* Oh.
Alfie: 4 years without a hint of a -
Kat: Okay, okay! i'm sorry!
Alfie: What?
Kat: I sent her away. I told her you were gay.
Alfie: *thunderstruck* What?!
Kat: I'm sorry...
Alfie: Why on earth would you do that?!
Kat: Because...
Alfie: You told her I was gay?!
Kat: *guiltily* I didn't like her.
Alfie: You didn't even know her!
Kat: Neither did you!
Alfie: So?
Kat: You don't need her. Yorkshire tart.
Alfie: I just... can't believe you'd do that! *throws arms up in air and stomps upstairs*
Kat: *calls after him* Alfie - wait, I'm sorry -

Yorkshire tart - :lol:

[Amber]

Fab! Alfie you know you love her! More soon!

[*kalfie*moon*]

its really good!! more soon

[crazy_purple]

sorry it's been a while, I've been on hols in London... I saw a pigeon with no feet :confused: :lol:

(upstairs in Vic kitchen)
(Kat walks in and finds Alfie)
Kat: Alfie, I'm...
Alfie: What. (tonelessly)
Kat: (quietly) ...sorry.
(Alfie ignores her)
Kat: Talk to me...?
Alfie: (angry) Why should I?!
Kat: Because we're mates...
Alfie: Oh?
Kat: Because...
Alfie: (interrupts) I just want to know why you'd do that, Kat.
Kat: Be- because - (stops) I don't know.
Alfie: You don't know! (sarcastically) Oh, good! You don't know much, do you?!
Kat: I just... (sniffles)... I didn't want you to...
Alfie: What?!
Kat: .... to have a girlfriend.
Alfie: (taken aback) Eh?
Kat: (looking at floor) I didn't want you to be with anyone.
Alfie: Well.... (confused) ....Why?
(Kat won't say anything)
Alfie: Well, why?
(Kat looks up, crying)
Alfie: (exasperated) What are you crying for now?
Kat: I...
(she looks away, then back at him)
Kat: I -
(turns around and looks out door, for no apparent reason. Alfie watches her in a mixture of irritation and puzzlement.)
Kat: - can't breathe. (sits down hurriedly, taking shallow breaths)
Alfie: Are you alright? (goes towards her.)
Kat: ...fine...
Alfie: You've gone white -
Kat: ... I'll be alright... in a minute -
(Alfie sits down next to her and puts his hand on her shoulder to steady her)
Alfie: (worried) You're not going to faint, are you?
(Kat sees black spots floating around in front of her eyes, and Alfie's voice coming from far away)
Kat: ....maybe.
Alfie: oh, cr@p. Look, just -
Kat: Alfie? (dreamily) I really, really -
Alfie: What?
Kat: - fancy you. (leans forward suddenly, putting her hand on the side of his face, and kisses him on the lips.) (moves back slightly) I've been wanting to do that for ages - oh... (faints and falls forward onto him)
(He catches her, shocked)

:) More soon

[crazy_purple]

(Alfie's bedroom in Vic)
(Kat wakes up)
Kat: Mmmf?
(She is lying on Alfie's bed, and becomes slightly worried about this)
Kat: (uncertainly) Alfie?
(Alfie was stood by window)
Alfie: I'm here.
Kat: Oh... What am I doing on your...
Alfie: You - you fainted.
Kat: Oh. (smiles, still confused) You must think I'm a right idiot... (sits up.) What were we talking about?
Alfie: (awkward) Um...
Kat: We were talking about something... in the kitchen... (frowns) Were you angry at me?
Alfie: (quickly) No. No, I... wasn't.
Kat: Oh. (puzzled) I thought you were. Did I do something stupid?
Alfie: (clears throat) No.
Kat: Okay then. (relaxes) Hey, this is really comfy actually! (grins)
(Alfie doesn't return smile)
Kat: So you carried me away to rest and looked after me? (laughs) You're like my knight in shining armour, aren't you?
Alfie: (smiles fondly) Yeah.

(later, in living room)
Kat: I s'pose I'd best be off then.
Alfie: Yeah... if you're feeling alright now -
Kat: (smiles) I'm fine!
Alfie: Um... you could stay and watch telly for a bit if you want. There's - there's a film on.
Kat: Yeah? (interested)
Alfie: Yeah, we could get some ice cream in and sit and eat it on the sofa, what do you think? (enthusiastically)
Kat: Sounds good to me! Aha, what kind of ice cream though?
Alfie: Whatever you want.
Kat: (grins) Ooh, sounds lovely.
Alfie: You'll stay then?
Kat: (jokily) It's a date.
(Alfie pauses for a second)
Alfie: Yep.

[crazy_purple]

(On sofa later. She is leaning against him and they are sharing a tub of ice cream)
Kat: You didn't tell me it was a scary film. (moves closer in towards him)
Alfie: (glances at her and drapes his arm around her shoulders nonchalantly. She leans her
head on his chest) No, I didn't.
Kat: (teasing) It was all part of your master plan to snuggle up to me on the sofa, wasn't
it?
Alfie: (tuts) Would I do something like that?
Kat: (grins) Yes! You perv.
Alfie: You're the one snuggling up to me!
Kat: Well, you... You're all nice and cuddly.
Alfie: (laughs) Thanks! Great chat-up line, that is.
Kat: Stop making fun of me. (yawns)
Alfie: Aw, you tired?
Kat: No. (cuddles up even closer to him) Well, a bit.
Alfie: Don't fall asleep on me, I'm not carrying you to bed again. (smiling)
Kat: (looks up at TV and then hides face) Argh!
Alfie: (laughs) It's only special effects...
Kat: (muffled) It's scary.
Alfie: It's gone now, look -
(Kat looks up and they watch TV for a bit)
Kat: (suddenly) Did you just look down my top?
Alfie: (guiltily) What?
Kat: You did! (sits up)
Alfie: I didn't!
Kat: You definitely did! You started five minutes ago and then you kept looking back
downwards! I wasn't going to say anything but -
Alfie: All right! I didn't think you'd mind!
Kat: You didn't - what?
Alfie: Well, you said you fancied me!
Kat: (freezes and starts to turn pink) When?
Alfie: Before you fainted! And you kissed me too!
Kat: (goes red) I kissed you?
Alfie: Yes!
Kat: (tiny voice) Oh. (embarrassed) Well, there's no need for you to start staring at my -
Alfie: I was looking 'cos I fancy you too.
(silence)
Kat: (stunned) You...
Alfie: Yeah.
Kat: So... (blinks) We both fancy each other.
Alfie: I suppose so.
Kat: Um.... (frowning) What are we gonna do about it?
Alfie: What do you want to do about it?
Kat: (pauses) Well...
Alfie: (quietly) What?
Kat: I'd quite like to snog your face off.
Alfie (smiles) I'd quite like that too.
(they do so. :p )


Writing this, I have suddenly realised how much I hate Molfie. :mad: :cheer:

[crazy_purple]

(the next day)
(Kat and Alfie are behind the bar working, Zoe comes in)
Kat: What you up to today?
Zoe: *shrugs* Nothing. I'm bored out my skull, actually... why?
Kat: No reason. *smiles*
Zoe: *frowning, amused* You look happy.
Kat: *grinning* Why shouldn't I be?
Zoe: .... Because it's Monday, you're at work, you're single -
Kat: *mysteriously* Aha!
Zoe: What?
Kat: Nothing. Just "aha".
Zoe: *bemused* You're weird.
Kat: *pleased with herself* I'm not single though.
Zoe: You're not?
Kat: Nope. And I'm happy because I'm at work, I've got the whole week ahead, and I get to spend it all with -
*Alfie moves past her, giving her an affectionate glance - Kat doesn't see, but Zoe does*
Zoe: *shocked* Oh my God! You're - *claps a hand over her mouth*
Kat: Mmm?
Zoe: You two! *looks from Kat to Alfie* Ohmigod! I was only joking when I said you fancied each other, I didn't think -
Kat: Well, we do. Isn't life funny?
Zoe: Oh....!
Kat: Breathe, Zoe! Breathe! *laughing*
Zoe: *calms down* I just... didn't realise. I mean, you're like... best mates. I never thought of you two like that. It's like - it's like if me and Kelly got together!
Kat: Well, um... what do you think? Of him?
Zoe: Yeah, he's.... he's.... nice. *bursts out laughing suddenly*
Kat: What?
Zoe: Nothing. He's not exactly like your usual... type, is he?
Kat: I don't get you.
Zoe: Um... I mean, normally you tend to go for more... *carefully* hunky... blokes...? More... athletic... I mean?
Kat: *annoyed* No! Alfie's gorgeous! *a bit too loud*
*Alfie overhears and looks up, surprised*
Afie: *grinnning* Well, thanks.
Kat: Don't mention it. *turns back to Zoe* He's lovely and cuddly and he makes me feel all safe when he hugs me.
Zoe: *tries not to laugh* Oh. Alright, then.
Kat: Shut up, Zoe. I don't see your "hunky and athletic" boyfriend anywhere, do you?
Zoe: *sighs* No. But a girl can dream. *pauses* Really, I think he'll be good for you. You're best mates, aren't you?
Kat: *happily* Yep.
Zoe: Yeah. *smiles* Good luck, then.
Kat: *grinning* I don't need luck! I've got nine lives, ain't I?
Zoe: ....Well, eight by now.
Kat: Yeah. Anyway, I 'll see you later darlin'.
*Zoe leaves*
*Alfie walks up behind Kat*
Alfie: Talking about me?
Kat: Now what gave you that impression? *playfully*
Alfie: Er, you shouting "Alfie's gorgeous" to the whole pub.
Kat: *grins sheepishly and blushes* I didn't mean to.
Alfie: I know. You were just overwhelmed by my... *thinks*...
Kat: Just overwhelmed.
Alfie: Yep.

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I'm getting bored of this bit, I might just skip like a year until they're married and stuff. Because I'm lazy. :p

[diamond1]

i feel this story needs molfie :wall: no im joking dont hate me i just assumed you disliked it