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phils little sister
11-08-2005, 17:03
Mick was in court for a double murder and the judge said, "You are
charged with beating your wife to death with a spanner."

A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You b*stard!"

The judge continued, "You are also charged with beating your daughter to
death with a spanner."

Again, the voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You *******ing
b*stard!!!"

The judge stopped, looked at the man in the back of the courtroom, and
said, "Paddy, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime,
but I will not have any more of these outbursts from you or I shall
charge you with contempt! Now what is the problem?"

Paddy, at the back of the court stood up and responded, "For fifteen
years I lived next door to that b*stard. And every time I asked to
borrow a f**ing spanner, he said he didn't have one!"

~*~Leanne~*~
12-08-2005, 10:25
that is a good one

samantha nixon
12-08-2005, 10:27
i like that its really good

willow
12-08-2005, 10:27
thats really funny!!! cheers!!!

.:SpIcYsPy:.
12-08-2005, 13:39
Lmao!!

CrazyLea
12-08-2005, 23:16
lmao