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phils little sister
11-08-2005, 17:00
A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body
hurts wherever she touches it.

"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."

She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She
pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere
she touches makes her scream.

The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette, are you?"

She says "No, I'm really a blonde".

"I thought so," he says. "You have a broken finger."

~*~Leanne~*~
12-08-2005, 10:26
that is cool

.:SpIcYsPy:.
12-08-2005, 13:40
Lmao!! :rotfl: Best one I heard today!!

hannah-mj
12-08-2005, 13:50
lol thats funny :rotfl:

Londoner
12-08-2005, 17:00
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

pinkles14
12-08-2005, 22:53
lol :lol:

CrazyLea
12-08-2005, 23:08
lol thats good

Jade
12-08-2005, 23:09
lol a good one!

Charmed
12-08-2005, 23:34
I liked that.Very funny!

JustJodi
12-08-2005, 23:41
BLONDE REVIEW IN A YEAR



> January - Took her new scarf back to the store because it was
> too tight.
>
> February - Couldn't work in a pharmacy because the bottles
> wouldn't fit into the typewriter.
>
> March - Got excited when she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6
> months because the box said "2-4 years."
>
> April - Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power
> went out.
>
> May - Couldn't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit
> into those little packets.
>
> June - Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a
> lake with a slope.
>
> July - After losing in a breast stroke swimming competition,
> complained to the judges that the other swimmers were using
> their arms.
>
> August - Told her blonde friend to hurry when trying to get into
> their locked car using a coat hanger because it was starting to
> rain and the top was down.
>
> September - When asked what the capital of California was:
> answered "C."
>
> October - Hates M & M's because they are so hard to peel.
>
> November - Baked a turkey for 4 days because the instructions
> said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 120.
>
> December - Couldn't call 911 because there was no "11"! on any
> phone button.

hannah-mj
13-08-2005, 14:30
lol thats funny :D

Chris_2k11
13-08-2005, 15:02
Lol! :D

JustJodi
15-08-2005, 16:40
A young blonde woman decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience.



She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into action.



As it gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.



In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot get a firm grip.



She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway!



The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its' slipping rider.



Finally, losing her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety.



Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over and over.



As her head is battered against the ground and she is mere moments away from unconsciousness, to her great fortune, Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.