phils little sister
09-08-2005, 11:27
Doctor's Orders
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his
checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said,
"Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with
horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will
surely die. Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant,
and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious
meal he can take to work. And for dinner, prepare an especially nice
meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as this could further his
stress. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his
stress worse."
The doctor continued, "Try to relax your husband in the evening by
wearing lingerie and giving him plenty of back rubs. Encourage him to
watch some type of team sporting event on television. And most
importantly, make love with your husband several times a week and
satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a
year, I think your husband will regain his health."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor
say?"
"You're going to die," she replied.
:rotfl: :rotfl:
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his
checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said,
"Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with
horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will
surely die. Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant,
and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious
meal he can take to work. And for dinner, prepare an especially nice
meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as this could further his
stress. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his
stress worse."
The doctor continued, "Try to relax your husband in the evening by
wearing lingerie and giving him plenty of back rubs. Encourage him to
watch some type of team sporting event on television. And most
importantly, make love with your husband several times a week and
satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a
year, I think your husband will regain his health."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor
say?"
"You're going to die," she replied.
:rotfl: :rotfl: