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Luna
11-07-2005, 20:28
Do anyone else watch this!!! I think it is hilarious :rotfl:

I've just been on the website and found this

Injury name

Number of people who got this injury from playing Takeshi's Castle
Broken ribs 41
Broken jaws 19
Bruised chin 312
Bruised shins 282
Knocked out 9
Concussion 35
Winded 276
Fractured Skull 2
Black eye 112
Torn muscles 62


Ouch!!!!

true.moon
11-07-2005, 20:29
yep i watched it at my cousins house
it was hilarious
but i dont have sky so i cant watch it at home!!

di marco
11-07-2005, 20:30
Do anyone else watch this!!! I think it is hilarious :rotfl:

I've just been on the website and found this

Injury name

Number of people who got this injury from playing Takeshi's Castle
Broken ribs 41
Broken jaws 19
Bruised chin 312
Bruised shins 282
Knocked out 9
Concussion 35
Winded 276
Fractured Skull 2
Black eye 112
Torn muscles 62


Ouch!!!!

oo that sounds interesting, what is it?

di marco
11-07-2005, 20:30
but i dont have sky so i cant watch it at home!!

its on sky so no wonder i aint heard of it cos we dont have sky either

Luna
11-07-2005, 20:32
http://www.count-takeshi.tk/


It's a Japanese show where 100 people start off at the begining and they have to get through all there weird games and then at the end they storm Takeshi's castle in little cars (lol) squiting paint at each other. There has only ever been one winner ever in the shows history.

Honestly it's a lot funnier than i make you. It's just really hard to explain

di marco
11-07-2005, 20:33
http://www.count-takeshi.tk/


It's a Japanese show where 100 people start off at the begining and they have to get through all there weird games and then at the end they storm Takeshi's castle in little cars (lol) squiting paint at each other. There has only ever been one winner ever in the shows history.

Honestly it's a lot funnier than i make you. It's just really hard to explain

wow it sounds so funny! wish i had sky :(

Luna
11-07-2005, 20:35
Some of the games they play - this is just the starting games so these are the ones trying to knock as many people out of the game as possible.

Bite The Bun - all volunteers have their hands tied behind thier back and have to basically grab a bun using their mouth which is hanging from above. Once you have a bun you have to run through the finish line and you progress to the next round. There are only 82 buns though.

Roulette - All 100 volunteers grab a chip from the white powder and then sit on the massive roulette board acording to the number and colour of the chip. There are only 82 chips. Once everyone is sat in thier place, the roulette board is spun and when the colour and number comes up, the people on that number and colour are eliminated.

The Great Wall - Basically, the first 82 volunteers to get over this 2.5 metre wall is through to the next round. The other side of the wall is made slippery so it is easier for the volunteers to get down.

The Fortress - There are 82 golden balls hidden across a medium sized area. Find one of these in one of the many objects around then you go through to the second round.

Knock Knock - This is where all 100 volunteers have to run through 10 doors which have mud on the other side and they have to get a ball out of the white powder after the last door. The problem is you can't see where the door is so you have to run into the wall in different places until someone breaks through.

Match Maker - This is where the 100 volunteers have to pick up a shape and fit it in the correct whole on the blue mates. There are 100 shapes but only 82 of them fit into the blue shape holes. Get a shape in the correct hole, you go through to round 2.

Line Up - In this game, all the volunteers try and grab a bib like thing from the hanging containers. When they have put on their bib, they and 4 other volunteers put their feet into this rope thing and all 5 of them have to walk together with their feet tied to the finish line.

Slippery Wall - All 100 volunteers have to try and climb over this slippery slope and get to the other side. Most volunteers slide down so theymake a human wall up the slope and the volunteers all climb up the human wall.

In The Sack - Only on the husband/wife version. This is a starting game. There are 40 beds and basically you got to find your partner and get onto on of the beds with them. Get on a bed with your partner and you are through.

Giant Maze - There is a Massive Maze where all 100 people have to go round and find the exit. The first 88 to the exit get through to the next round. The other 12 are boarded in by Strong Kanegou and Oniji Tankobo.

Flag Down - In Flag down, a team of contestants take on a team of Emerald guard. Each team tries to protect their flag while the other members of the team try and pull the opposings teams flag down. Whoever pulls the opponents flag down first wins.

willow
11-07-2005, 20:36
it is hilarious!!! they are all mad!!
craig charles does the voice over

Luna
11-07-2005, 20:37
craig charles does the voice over


I know :wub:

di marco
11-07-2005, 20:38
Some of the games they play - this is just the starting games so these are the ones trying to knock as many people out of the game as possible.

Bite The Bun - all volunteers have their hands tied behind thier back and have to basically grab a bun using their mouth which is hanging from above. Once you have a bun you have to run through the finish line and you progress to the next round. There are only 82 buns though.

Roulette - All 100 volunteers grab a chip from the white powder and then sit on the massive roulette board acording to the number and colour of the chip. There are only 82 chips. Once everyone is sat in thier place, the roulette board is spun and when the colour and number comes up, the people on that number and colour are eliminated.

The Great Wall - Basically, the first 82 volunteers to get over this 2.5 metre wall is through to the next round. The other side of the wall is made slippery so it is easier for the volunteers to get down.

The Fortress - There are 82 golden balls hidden across a medium sized area. Find one of these in one of the many objects around then you go through to the second round.

Knock Knock - This is where all 100 volunteers have to run through 10 doors which have mud on the other side and they have to get a ball out of the white powder after the last door. The problem is you can't see where the door is so you have to run into the wall in different places until someone breaks through.

Match Maker - This is where the 100 volunteers have to pick up a shape and fit it in the correct whole on the blue mates. There are 100 shapes but only 82 of them fit into the blue shape holes. Get a shape in the correct hole, you go through to round 2.

Line Up - In this game, all the volunteers try and grab a bib like thing from the hanging containers. When they have put on their bib, they and 4 other volunteers put their feet into this rope thing and all 5 of them have to walk together with their feet tied to the finish line.

Slippery Wall - All 100 volunteers have to try and climb over this slippery slope and get to the other side. Most volunteers slide down so theymake a human wall up the slope and the volunteers all climb up the human wall.

In The Sack - Only on the husband/wife version. This is a starting game. There are 40 beds and basically you got to find your partner and get onto on of the beds with them. Get on a bed with your partner and you are through.

Giant Maze - There is a Massive Maze where all 100 people have to go round and find the exit. The first 88 to the exit get through to the next round. The other 12 are boarded in by Strong Kanegou and Oniji Tankobo.

Flag Down - In Flag down, a team of contestants take on a team of Emerald guard. Each team tries to protect their flag while the other members of the team try and pull the opposings teams flag down. Whoever pulls the opponents flag down first wins.

wow all those games sound well cool, im really missing out! :)

willow
11-07-2005, 20:39
its really mad!!!

di marco
11-07-2005, 20:40
it sounds really fun! :D whats the prize at the end?

Luna
11-07-2005, 20:41
It's great Saturday and Sunday morning Viewing!!!


It's on for hours at the weekends.

Luna
11-07-2005, 20:43
it sounds really fun! :D whats the prize at the end?


That's the thing no one knows. It is rumoured to be 1 million yen.

There has only been one winner and they where on the special father daughter episode so they didn't get the real prize. I heard they got a box filled with all the teeth that had been lost that series :rotfl:

willow
11-07-2005, 20:43
That's the thing no one knows. It is rumoured to be 1 million yen.

There has only been one winner and they where on the special father daughter episode so they didn't get the real prize. I heard they got a box filled with all the teeth that had been lost that series :rotfl:

:sick: yuck :sick:

di marco
11-07-2005, 20:50
That's the thing no one knows. It is rumoured to be 1 million yen.

There has only been one winner and they where on the special father daughter episode so they didn't get the real prize. I heard they got a box filled with all the teeth that had been lost that series :rotfl:

so they didnt win a prize?

Luna
11-07-2005, 20:51
I think that was the prize lol

di marco
11-07-2005, 20:52
I think that was the prize lol

the teeth? they went to all that trouble and didnt even get a proper prize?

Luna
11-07-2005, 20:55
this was from a couple of posts on digital spy dont know if it is true

well i have seen 2 winners. and that was within the past 12 months.
they win nothing.

've only ever seen 1 person win, nothing happened, they only get about £5,000 for winning too!

horseygal90
11-07-2005, 20:56
I didn't even think they did get a prize - I've only ever seen one winner, and they won, then it cut to the titles.

Shouldn't there be some broken backs in there? Some of the people get away with little injuries compare to what it looks like they've done!

Luna
11-07-2005, 20:57
I know i was watching it earlier on and it was the stepping stones. Some of them look reall sore. I suprised no one had broken a neck

di marco
11-07-2005, 21:03
so why do people go on this programme if they dont win anything?

Luna
11-07-2005, 21:07
God knows. But it really is funny watching them. I wish they would put subtitles on it though. I would love to know what they say just before they are about to do a task. They always step up and say something but it's never explained

chance
11-07-2005, 21:08
my little boy watches it and thinks its hilarious

di marco
11-07-2005, 21:08
God knows. But it really is funny watching them. I wish they would put subtitles on it though. I would love to know what they say just before they are about to do a task. They always step up and say something but it's never explained

is it all in jap then?

Luna
11-07-2005, 21:24
Yeah it's all in jap. But Craig charles does do a voice over which is sometimes more funnier than the actual show

hannah-mj
11-07-2005, 21:44
hehe D i watch this too , i know it sounds mean but its great when the people fall flat on their faces hehe :D x x x x

pinkles14
11-07-2005, 21:49
I watch it too.. agree with everything you said Lunalee it is funny and they should put subtitles on so we know what they are saying..
I always wondered how many of them got hurt playing the games..

Luna
11-07-2005, 21:50
I watch it too.. agree with everything you said Lunalee it is funny and they should put subtitles on so we know what they are saying..
I always wondered how many of them got hurt playing the games..


I dont think they are the official numbers. I bet there have been thousands

Jessie Wallace
11-07-2005, 21:56
I love it, i make my sister watch it everytime i round round her house.

Luna
12-07-2005, 09:14
hehe D i watch this too , i know it sounds mean but its great when the people fall flat on their faces hehe :D x x x x

I know what you mean, but it is funny though

Treacle
12-07-2005, 09:43
I absolutely ADORE this programme but haven't watched it for a bit. It's always on "Challenge" anyways.

Jojo
13-07-2005, 10:42
We love it!! Ciaran used to be addicted to it at one point (which isn't great for a 3 year old!!) My fave is High Rollers but that shows my sense of humour!!!! :lol:

Luna
13-07-2005, 11:11
I think bridge ball is the best or the one where they runningto a mazre and they have to try not and get caught!!!! I love that one

Jojo
13-07-2005, 11:13
And Skipping Stones!!! How many ribs were broken on that game!!!

Luna
13-07-2005, 11:43
Ouch!!!! I always say that they would do so much better if they didn't make a run for it on the stones!!!!

Have you seen the one were they take a run at the doors and only some of them open lol

Treacle
13-07-2005, 11:45
We love it!! Ciaran used to be addicted to it at one point (which isn't great for a 3 year old!!) My fave is High Rollers but that shows my sense of humour!!!! :lol:
The tasks are absolutely superb. My favourite is the Honeycomb maze.

Jojo
13-07-2005, 11:51
Ouch!!!! I always say that they would do so much better if they didn't make a run for it on the stones!!!!

Have you seen the one were they take a run at the doors and only some of them open lolWhat, Knock knock - brilliant, especially the way they all go for it full pelt, head first!!! I just seem to love the ones that cause the most pain !! :lol:

Treacle
13-07-2005, 12:55
Bridge Ball looks too painful

Luna
13-07-2005, 12:57
I love it when you see them crawling.

I did see one episode where they had put fake bolders on the bridge and they had to climb over them that was brilliant dont think anyone got through it though

Jessie Wallace
13-07-2005, 23:48
They just make it impossible, is so funny.

true.moon
14-07-2005, 07:51
i thikn its a fab show
what idiots would put themselves up for it
or if they do they just want to look stupid

Jessie Wallace
14-07-2005, 13:04
I would never put myself in for it, you've gotta be slightly mad to want too.

Jojo
14-07-2005, 13:12
And be completely ignorant to any injuries that you may pick during the games!!

Jessie Wallace
17-07-2005, 22:58
It's just crazy, but i love it.

Luna
17-07-2005, 23:01
On the website it says there has been a world wide one and british contestants have taken part i would love to see that one

Jessie Wallace
17-07-2005, 23:02
Yep, that would be well funny, or a celebrity one!!

Luna
17-07-2005, 23:05
Yep, that would be well funny, or a celebrity one!!


Lol god who could we put in it celeb wise?

I think Craig charles should deffo go into....he slags everyone else off enough

Jessie Wallace
17-07-2005, 23:07
Yeah, but that's why he should. Maybe some of the old Gladiators, to watch them fail!

Luna
17-07-2005, 23:10
Yeah, but that's why he should. Maybe some of the old Gladiators, to watch them fail!



:rotfl: could jusr imagine wolf on the high rollers :rotfl:

Jessie Wallace
17-07-2005, 23:18
Lol, or him bobbing for the doughnut's, coz he's really small and proberly won't be able to reach them!

Luna
17-07-2005, 23:23
Could you imagine any of the gladiators in the maze and they lot trying to catch them and throw them out into the water lol

Jessie Wallace
17-07-2005, 23:25
Yep like Saracan or Warrior, they'd just knock them over.

Jessie Wallace
17-07-2005, 23:26
Lol

Luna
17-07-2005, 23:28
Yep like Saracan or Warrior, they'd just knock them over.


:rotfl: :lol: :cheer:

Jessie Wallace
17-07-2005, 23:29
So which other celebrity should be in it?

Luna
17-07-2005, 23:31
uuuuurrrrrmmmmm.......james hewitt he's always good at making a prat out of himself at these things


Ant and Dec would be funny too though

Jessie Wallace
17-07-2005, 23:32
Ant and Dec should present and take over fomr Craig Charles for this one. What about Fran Cosgrove.

Jessie Wallace
17-07-2005, 23:33
Oh and that Craig from last times Big Brother, the one who thought he was God's gift to weight-lifting and preening in the mirror.

Luna
17-07-2005, 23:35
Oh and that Craig from last times Big Brother, the one who thought he was God's gift to weight-lifting and preening in the mirror.


Craig from last time??? Dont you mean Jason??


Jayne middlemiss.....but then again she'd burst into tears as soon as anyone looked at her.

Dik and Dom ould be quite good on it

Jessie Wallace
17-07-2005, 23:39
Yes i mean Jason, sorry i'm tired.
I like Jayne, so not her, but yes to Dick and Dom.

Jessie Wallace
17-07-2005, 23:39
How about Badiel and Skinner?

Jojo
18-07-2005, 11:38
I've seen some of the international ones, but they still all talk in Japanese. Still funny though - another of my fave games - Poles Apart!!

Jessie Wallace
18-07-2005, 12:17
I like that when they nearly make it, and then fall off backwards.

Jojo
18-07-2005, 12:22
Or when they slide down the pole head first into the water!!!

Jessie Wallace
18-07-2005, 12:33
Yep, and they've hardley even made it off the platform!

Jojo
18-07-2005, 12:35
There are just too many faves to choose from!!! :D

Jessie Wallace
18-07-2005, 12:36
We were talking about a celebritry one last night, who would you like to be in it?

Jojo
18-07-2005, 12:46
Probably someone that I really dislike and get them to do high rollers so they do a really good impression of the Flintstones!!!

Ummmmm...........Johnny Vegas or Peter Kay - that would be hilarious, or get them to do poles apart!!!! :rotfl:

I like Peter Kay, though not keen on Johnny. Otherwise if we are talking celebs they should have a Corrie vs Easties vs Emmerdale version or something like that - that would be pretty funny!

Luna
18-07-2005, 12:58
Johnny Vegas :sick: i cant even look at that man :sick: :sick:

Jojo
18-07-2005, 13:00
I was thinking it would be pretty funny to see him fall off of the high rollers - and possibly get sandwiched/stuck on the way down!!! He is a bit grim :sick:

Jessie Wallace
18-07-2005, 13:17
Johny getiing stuck i love it. And the Eastenders vs Coronation Street great idea.

Jojo
18-07-2005, 13:22
The battle of the soaps Takeshi style :cheer: :cheer:

Luna
18-07-2005, 13:33
OMG!!!! Could you imagine Roy cropper?

Jojo
18-07-2005, 13:34
:rotfl: Or Norris!!!! :rotfl:

Jessie Wallace
18-07-2005, 13:34
I was thinking more phil or Grant mitchel in the maze!

Jojo
18-07-2005, 13:35
Dot doing Rice Bowl Downhill! Or Wipeout!

Jessie Wallace
18-07-2005, 13:39
Lol,with Rita or Emily of the other team!

Jojo
18-07-2005, 13:44
I wish they would resurrect it and start filming again, then we could request a Soap Special.

Jessie Wallace
18-07-2005, 13:54
That would be great.

true.moon
19-07-2005, 08:26
yeah it would also get more viewers!

Luna
19-07-2005, 08:27
They ahve started showing it on trouble

true.moon
19-07-2005, 08:28
ohhhh i dont have sky!! :crying:

Luna
19-07-2005, 08:30
ohhhh i dont have sky!! :crying:

Channel 5 should pick it up that would be a brilliant programme for them

true.moon
19-07-2005, 08:31
hoping they will

di marco
19-07-2005, 21:12
it would be good if channel5 aired it as i dont have sky either

Jessie Wallace
19-07-2005, 22:48
i don't get channel 5 either!

di marco
20-07-2005, 05:59
i get channel5, its a bit fuzzy and not as good quality picture-wise as the other channels but most of the time you can still see it properly

Jojo
20-07-2005, 09:29
The only way I can get Channel 5 is through sky

Jessie Wallace
20-07-2005, 12:32
I used to get it, but then i moved, and don't get it here!

true.moon
20-07-2005, 14:28
i got channel 5 but i dont have sky

Luna
20-07-2005, 15:03
Why do people have trouble get channel 5?

Jessie Wallace
20-07-2005, 15:30
Because it's not available in all areas yet.

Luna
20-07-2005, 15:45
But it's been running for years

Jessie Wallace
20-07-2005, 15:47
Yep, i had it where i used to live, then moved a 25 min drive away, and don't get it!

true.moon
20-07-2005, 18:39
i get chaanel 5 fine

Jessie Wallace
20-07-2005, 18:51
Your lucky, i kinda miss it now

Luna
25-02-2006, 21:17
ok im watching extreme elimination at the mo??? where's craig charles?? theres some american guy doing it!!!!

Jojo
26-02-2006, 01:41
The american guy does the extreme elimination, but good old craig still does normal takeshis lee :D

Jessie Wallace
27-02-2006, 03:25
What is extreme elimination? and what chennel is it on?

Jojo
27-02-2006, 11:20
Its on Challenge I think Dawn - 121 on sky :)

Jessie Wallace
27-02-2006, 12:21
Oh rat's i don't have sky, i've only got freeview, and not even all of that, because of the stupid area i live in!

crazygirl
01-03-2006, 20:46
its a well funny programme has me in stiches

crazygirl
01-03-2006, 20:46
its a well funny programme has me

crazygirl
01-03-2006, 20:46
its a well funny programme has me in

Chloe-Elise
01-03-2006, 21:22
I really like it, but I only have freeview so i hardly get a chance to watch it :( I think its hilarious though :D