Hollyoaks Quotes!

[Chris_2k11]

I thought we could do a thread to mention quotes from the show, just like the one in the EastEnders section! :D

I loved what Liz said the other day when she was filming with the camcorder... "This is Elizabeth Taylor, At 4pm, Reporting from the Hunters back yard!" lol :lol: Liz's so funny sometimes :D

[Tamzi]

cool idea. I loved that quote. Will try and think of some
xxx

[di marco]

I loved what Liz said the other day when she was filming with the camcorder... "This is Elizabeth Taylor, At 4pm, Reporting from the Hunters back yard!" lol :lol: Liz's so funny sometimes :D

dont remember that one, was it from wednesday or thursday as i didnt see them epis?

[di marco]

this was a few weeks ago when the taylor/burtons were still living in the other house and justin was lying on the sofa

liz: how long you going to lie there for?
justin: how longs a piece of string!

made me laugh! :D

[tadpole]

Nancy to Frankie in the Laundrette - "Do you come from a long line of scrubbers",
Nancy said it really well and Frankie and Nicole's faces were really funny

[di marco]

Nancy to Frankie in the Laundrette - "Do you come from a long line of scrubbers",
Nancy said it really well and Frankie and Nicole's faces were really funny

yeh that was funny! :D

[Chris_2k11]

Stacey about Liz - "She looks good for 56 though doesn't she!?" :D

Sally to Stacey - (when she caught her taking her top off!) - "What on earth is going on in here!?"

Stacey - "Oh hiya Mrs H! Just getting changed!" :lol:

[Chris_2k11]

Les - (when he first sees the tent thing in the garden!) - "What the chuffin hells this!?" :lol:

Lee - "Welcome to fox/hunters alfreshco luxury beauty parlour!" :lol:

[Katy]

i thought nancy to OB was good the other night.

Nancy- whose is the sandcastle outside
OB its a dessert island
Nancy well erm that dogs doing his business in it

Obs face was just a classic.

[Chris_2k11]

Frankie (in the pub when Tony's meeting was going on) - "What have I missed?"

OB - "Just Tony going on and on and on..." (haha summed him up pretty well didn't he!?) :D

Rory - "Why are you so against the travellers Tony?"

Tony - "It's Mr Hutchinson to people who dont know me!" haha :D

[di marco]

OB - "Just Tony going on and on and on..." (haha summed him up pretty well didn't he!?) :D

yeh i loved it when ob said that! :D

[Katy]

Tony - "It's Mr Hutchinson to people who dont know me!" haha :D

typical Tony. lol

[bubblegum_fairy]

Craig: why do i have to do all of the snooping around
Frankie: because thats what i had you for
****
Frankie: Oh my Giddy aunt

[Chris_2k11]

Mandy (After Tony took her credit cards away) - "How am I supposed to buy anything now?! What if we need food or petrol?!" (Petrol?! :confused: Since when did them two own a car?! :confused: Or am I missing something here...? :o )

[bubblegum_fairy]

Becca: Don't you dare
Jake: no
Frankie: The Clap
*Becca's mum drops the pot*

loved the bit, had me laughing for ages.

[Katy]

Becca: Don't you dare
Jake: no
Frankie: The Clap
*Becca's mum drops the pot*

That was so funny in fact i was laughing whenever the deans and the haytons were on screen.

[Katy]

Mandy (After Tony took her credit cards away) - "How am I supposed to buy anything now?! What if we need food or petrol?!" (Petrol?! :confused: Since when did them two own a car?! :confused: Or am I missing something here...? :o )
i didnt think they drove a car but Mandy has had drriving lessons of various people in the past.

[Chris_2k11]

Frankie: "£50! Per head!? You can't expect people to pay that!" :eek:
Jake: "Per Car!" :rolleyes:
Frankie: "That's 150 people x 50!? I mean, that's... oh my god!? £50,000!!?!!" :eek:
Jake: *hides head in shame* :wall:

£50,000 LOL!!! :D :lol: Don't you just love Frankie! :lol:

[Angeltigger]

Mandy (After Tony took her credit cards away) - "How am I supposed to buy anything now?! What if we need food or petrol?!" (Petrol?! :confused: Since when did them two own a car?! :confused: Or am I missing something here...? :o )

They have a Black car and Mandy stole it (borrowed it) and Tony thought it was Rory owho nicked it which was very not nice

[SoapRach]

Mandy (After Tony took her credit cards away) - "How am I supposed to buy anything now?! What if we need food or petrol?!" (Petrol?! :confused: Since when did them two own a car?! :confused: Or am I missing something here...? :o )

same one as max stole and drove off in when he and OB had that adventure!

[Chris_2k11]

Becca: "I want something that's gonna make me feel special, not half a lager and a sausage roll at our local!" :D

[Chris_2k11]

Frankie: "Me!? Over the top!? Don't be silly!" :rolleyes: :lol:

[Chris_2k11]

Zara: "Maybe I should just accept that im going to die old and lonely, and smelling of cats." :lol:

Steph: "Cleavage!! Give it cleavage!! I need cleavage Zara!!" :rotfl:

[Chris_2k11]

Tony: (in the travellers caravan) - "Ok Mandy stay there..." (he pulls out the bag) :D

Mandy: "Oh not the bag! Rory, I can only apologise!" :rolleyes:

Tony: (taking deep breaths through the bag) :D - "No sudden movements... ok Mandy, go! go! go!" :rotfl:

LOL, I loved those scenes! :lol:

[Chris_2k11]

Jake: "I don't know exactly what Craig's said, but the vicar now seems to think you're dying!" :mad:

Frankie: (chokes on biscuit!) "Eeeeh, what's Craig like ey!? :rolleyes: He'd do anything to make his mummy happy that lad! Oh well, no real harm done ey!? Atleast i get my wedding!" :D

[Katy]

Tony to mandy in the shop, after her dizzy spell.

Tony - youre of to your auntie Joans

[Chris_2k11]

Tony to mandy in the shop, after her dizzy spell.

Tony - youre of to your auntie Joanslol, loved that! :D Can't believe she's on another break from the show though :mad: And she's gonna miss Becca's wedding! :eek:

[Chris_2k11]

Frankie to Becca: (at the hen party) - "Ey! Do you know who would have loved it here?! Ey!? Who's missing!? Ey!? Ey!? You know! Your mum! Our Marge! She would have loved it! Woo!" :rotfl: Lmao!

[di marco]

Ben (to lisa): look at my face, does this look like the face of a genius? no because im stupid! im a man, i do stupid things!

[Chris_2k11]

Justin: "He's dead!!!!" :eek:

[xXxJessxXx]

Tony: (in the travellers caravan) - "Ok Mandy stay there..." (he pulls out the bag) :D

Mandy: "Oh not the bag! Rory, I can only apologise!" :rolleyes:

Tony: (taking deep breaths through the bag) :D - "No sudden movements... ok Mandy, go! go! go!" :rotfl:

LOL, I loved those scenes! :lol:

LOL that was funny, Tony was breathing through the bag and Mandy was so embarassed. LMAO :lol: :clap:

What 'Birks_2k4' said - Justin: "He's dead!!!!" :crying:

I loved that, the way he was just watching and his family were all shouting then he just blurted it out, so sad!

[Chris_2k11]

Nancy: "If you want to marry someone who pulls weeds for a living then go ahead, just don't involve me!" :D

[myvoice]

Nancy, " I don't see what you see in Percy the Parkkeeper..."

[Chris_2k11]

Frankie: "Oh Becca luv, you look like death" :lol:

[Chris_2k11]

Steph: "What kind of a name is Nancy anyway?!"
Nancy: "Well if you must know, I was named after Nancy Sinartra"
Steph: "I was named after Princess Stephanie of Monaco"
Nancy: "Oooh! Drinking champagne and a Princess! Im not sure if I can stand this much irony!"
Steph: " Well you shouldn't be drinking champagne anyway should ya!? Ya only 12!"
Nancy: "Shut up! Im 16!
Steph: "You could get drunk off half a wine gum!"
Nancy: "I could drink you under the table... Prunella!"
Steph: "Who are you calling Prunella!?"
Nancy: "Who wants to know!?"
Steph: "Do you wanna knuckle sandwich!?"
Nancy: "Well... it'd be better than the sandwiches served in here!"
Steph: "Oi! My mother made those sandwiches!"
Nancy: "Exactly!"
Steph: "Snob!"
Nancy: "Tart!"
Steph: "Tramp!"
Nancy: "Chav!"
Steph: :eek:

Lmao! :D Couldn't stop laughing at that scene! :rotfl:

[xXxJessxXx]

lol yeah, i loved those scenes, lol when Nancy called Steph a Chav she like gasped and gave her an evil look, it was very funny.

[emma_strange]

Steph: "What kind of a name is Nancy anyway?!"
Nancy: "Well if you must know, I was named after Nancy Sinartra"
Steph: "I was named after Princess Stephanie of Monaco"
Nancy: "Oooh! Drinking champagne and a Princess! Im not sure if I can stand this much irony!"
Steph: " Well you shouldn't be drinking champagne anyway should ya!? Ya only 12!"
Nancy: "Shut up! Im 16!
Steph: "You could get drunk off half a wine gum!"
Nancy: "I could drink you under the table... Prunella!"
Steph: "Who are you calling Prunella!?"
Nancy: "Who wants to know!?"
Steph: "Do you wanna knuckle sandwich!?"
Nancy: "Well... it'd be better than the sandwiches served in here!"
Steph: "Oi! My mother made those sandwiches!"
Nancy: "Exactly!"
Steph: "Snob!"
Nancy: "Tart!"
Steph: "Tramp!"
Nancy: "Chav!" :eek:

Lmao! :D Couldn't stop laughing at that scene! :rotfl:

Me too!

[myvoice]

Liz: Well it's obvious it was Steven Mackintosh's knife and he mussed have slipped and fell on it!!!

[xXxJessxXx]

Liz: Well it's obvious it was Steven Mackintosh's knife and he mussed have slipped and fell on it!!!

lol i dont remember that but it sounds rathe funny the way its put. lol :)

in tonights i thought Nacey was funny. : 'That's why i gave her the condom... dont want her getting a rash... or worse a rugrat!'

[myvoice]

OB's letter was class " I know he has a fowl mouth but you would too if you were locked in a cage, he's just missunderstood"

[xXxJessxXx]

OB's letter was class " I know he has a fowl mouth but you would too if you were locked in a cage, he's just missunderstood"

awww yeah, he's sweet really. even Max was getting teary. lol

[Angeltigger]

Yesterday: 30th Augest

Zara said to the parrot: i will trobble you
Ben: ok there no need to be rude
zara: i was talking to the parrot, but i would like to trobble you too.

[xXxJessxXx]

Oh yeah and form yesterday/tonight when... is her name Carrie? not even saw... was saying

Carrie:"Are you sleeping wiht him?..."
Nicole: "No!"
Carrie: "Are you sure...?"
Nicole: "Mum.. i think i would no if i was sleeping wiht someone or not!"

lol, the way she goes "are you sure..."

[myvoice]

Loved Tom's expression when Max was talking about his new shoes!!! Bless im!!!

[myvoice]

Oh yeah and form yesterday/tonight when... is her name Carrie? not even saw... was saying

Carrie:"Are you sleeping wiht him?..."
Nicole: "No!"
Carrie: "Are you sure...?"
Nicole: "Mum.. i think i would no if i was sleeping wiht someone or not!"

lol, the way she goes "are you sure..."


That made me laugh too!!! :lol: I was cringeing during her sex talk today!!!

[Angeltigger]

Ben: So are you in love with this Ali
Lisa: Ali a girl you idoit...

[myvoice]

That was quite funny but Lisa was so leading hi on to suspect Ally was a bloke.

[Angeltigger]

That was quite funny but Lisa was so leading hi on to suspect Ally was a bloke.

she did Tell him about the story.

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[Angeltigger]

Yesterday when Ben went to see her for the second time- with his rip clothes.


Sally: (Looking at Ben clothes ) What happened?

Ben: That what i want to know....


than

Lee: it very nice to see you got dress up for the talk
Ben: Yeah

[myvoice]

Yesterday when Ben went to see her for the second time- with his rip clothes.


Sally: (Looking at Ben clothes ) What happened?

Ben: That what i want to know....


than

Lee: it very nice to see you got dress up for the talk
Ben: Yeah

He looked so funny in those ripped clothes!!! :lol:

[Angeltigger]

He looked so funny in those ripped clothes!!! :lol:

It was fun the way he took his jacket off and it only had one arm and he put it on the chair.

[Angeltigger]

And also when Lisa was talking about her Straighters.


Ben: Lisa i don't want to talk about your straighters, i want to take about us..

--
After Les goes to find Sally

Lisa: So did you have fun getting a love bite: you don't even cover it up

Ben: What this.. (point to the bite) this was arther (sp) My son

Lisa: what he gave you a love bite.

Ben no i was playing with him and he bite me, look at it they are baby teeth marks.

(Lisa looks)
lisa: oh

[myvoice]

Yeah that was funny. I loved the look on Ben and Lisa's faces when Ally said Alex was her brother in todays show!!! That was class!!!!

[Angeltigger]

Yeah that was funny. I loved the look on Ben and Lisa's faces when Ally said Alex was her brother in todays show!!! That was class!!!!

Was this the first look one..

[myvoice]

Yes.

[caron101]

i thought it was well funny when steph thought the parrot basil was psyhic and named it polly instead.
OB: What by giving him a sex change?!?
Steph: Well Polly ryhmes with prediction...sort of

lol well done steph!

[Angeltigger]

and when Tom said he loved Brasil and how he did not want him to die and than by the end of the promgram- brasil is not nice and says Tom is a big baby so he did not like him..

Than the next day max said thanks to OB as now Tom does not want a pet no-more.

[myvoice]

Aww!!! Love Tom!!!

[Chris_2k11]

Basil The Parrot: "Face like an a**e!" :lol:

[myvoice]

Bombhead," We were gonna get Darlene's brother to DJ but he's dead"

[xXxJessxXx]

Bombhead," We were gonna get Darlene's brother to DJ but he's dead"

lol... i didnt see that one. shouldnt laugh but the way its put is quite funny.

[myvoice]

yeah it was very inappropriate but funny!!!

[Chris_2k11]

Mandy: "Now you two have made up, why don't I make you both some fish fingers and chips!" :D

[xXxJessxXx]

Mandy: "Now you two have made up, why don't I make you both some fish fingers and chips!" :D

lol, sounds like their mum! lol

something she said the other day made me chuckle!lol

'When tom said he was taking them diving i didnt know he meant shoving them down the plug hole!' lol something along those lines. lol

[Angeltigger]

Yeah with mandy-when tony and dom look at her..well if you going to act like children than you can eat children food..

[xXxJessxXx]

lol

[Chris_2k11]

She's good Mandy cos she can do both serious stuff and a bit of comedy sometimes too :)

[Chris_2k11]

Becca: "If I wanted to marry into money, I wouldn't have married a Dean." (I can't believe she actually said that!) :eek:

[xXxJessxXx]

Becca: "If I wanted to marry into money, I wouldn't have married a Dean." (I can't believe she actually said that!) :eek:

lol who did she say that too, wasnt jake or a dean was it! :eek: (Havnt watched it for a while)

[Chris_2k11]

lol who did she say that too, wasnt jake or a dean was it! :eek: (Havnt watched it for a while)Yeah it was Jake lmao! :eek:

[xXxJessxXx]

Yeah it was Jake lmao! :eek:

lol how rude! bit offensive :eek:

[Chris_2k11]

lol how rude! bit offensive :eek:I know I couldn't believe it! She didn't even seem bothered about sayin it either! :eek:

[Angeltigger]

And it was when his tools got stolen so he could not work..

[Katy]

i thought that comment was well mean to Jake, i am really not liking Becca at the moment.

Lees comments about his parents moving to cyprus were well funny.

LES- Theres sun
LEE - Skin cancer.

[Chris_2k11]

i thought that comment was well mean to Jake, i am really not liking Becca at the moment.

Lees comments about his parents moving to cyprus were well funny.

LES- Theres sun
LEE - Skin cancer.

lol yeh! :D And this one too:

Sally: "We've dreamed about moving away for years!"
Lee: "Oh cheers!" :eek:

lol :D

[Chris_2k11]

Joe to Zara: "I know you're happy, running around, dressed like a sixties reject!" :lol:

[Chris_2k11]

Jake: 'What the!?' :eek:
Nancy: 'Hiya Sis!' :lol:

lol! :D The way Nancy just waved at Becca! :D

[Katy]

God, i love nancy shes so funny.

[myvoice]

Darren," It could have been worse, my dad could have married Liz Taylor, the Taylor-Burtons make the Deans look like the Waltons."

[myvoice]

Tom, " Uncle Tony never plays Boggies with me!!!"
Tony, "I do just not in public"

[myvoice]

Jake looking at the ern, "I know it's dead in here but you don't have to advertise it!!!"

[Chris_2k11]

Darren," It could have been worse, my dad could have married Liz Taylor, the Taylor-Burtons make the Deans look like the Waltons."Lmao! :lol:

[Angeltigger]

and Tony today- he had a piece of paper- he like it all here in black and... well black

[di marco]

jack (to max and darren, talking about the urn): "who would bury a body in the beer cellar?"

[di marco]

ob (about the urn): eurgh, whos been using this as an ashtray? (throws the ashes down the sink)

[di marco]

mandy (about selling the flat): becca would do the same thing if she was in my situation
jake: would she?
becca: no i wouldnt

[Chris_2k11]

Justin's cell-mate: 'I'll show you what happens when I lose it' *chucks table over* :eek:

[Angeltigger]

Justin cell mate is called Dean

[Chris_2k11]

Justin cell mate is called Deanthanx!

[Angeltigger]

thanx!

Your welcome

[Angeltigger]

Yesterday when Nancy had finished eating her pizza,
“I thought this was a sit- in not a tea party”

And when Justin went to the denist and the girl walk in and see the cuff on his arm… and Justin says ”he taking me to the zoo next week…”

[Chris_2k11]

jack (to max and darren, talking about the urn): "who would bury a body in the beer cellar?"haha :lol: I would have burst out laughing if they both just turned round and shouted "Chrissie Watts of course!" :rotfl:

[Angeltigger]

today when tony had the paper bag-
Dom- i have a brother who breathe in a paper bag

mandy- it to get the air that he has lost
dom: are you sure he not just mad..

and when they were talking over him when he breathing in and out of the bag..

[di marco]

haha :lol: I would have burst out laughing if they both just turned round and shouted "Chrissie Watts of course!" :rotfl:

i think they were obviously having a dig at ee there!

[di marco]

(becca and nancy arguing in alley, nancy storms off)
becca: where you going?
nancy: to find a toilet before i wet myself!

[Katy]

SALLY - "i'm going to have a heart attack, This is what is going to finish me off"

When Les was showing sally were they were going to stay. I thought it was funny because staying in the pit stop would give you a heart attack but having a daughter marring a serial killer doesnt.

[Angeltigger]

yeah and when they were going to the pit stop..

Sally: i hope you found as somewhere nice- i will not be called Homeless Hunter

Les: here is it
lee: what you want me to live rough in the village- who do you think i am Tony (than his surname...

[xXxJessxXx]

yeah and when they were going to the pit stop..

Sally: i hope you found as somewhere nice- i will not be called Homeless Hunter

Les: here is it
lee: what you want me to live rough in the village- who do you think i am Tony (than his surname...

oh yeah that was funny. lol bless him. (Tony i menat... not that i actually liek him.lol) :rotfl:

[Katy]

lol i forgot about that bit. anything said by Lee though isfunny in my opinion. He;'s great.

[Angeltigger]

On Friday the 7th october
in the village

Nancy: I could date your brother
Hannah: but he my brother, it like you’re my mate and his my brother and it just not right

Hannah: Nancy i am not being rude but Rhys don't like younger girls

Outside the pub
Nancy: i shall go in the pub and talk to Rhys
Hannah: but you too young
Nancy: i can make myself older

Nancy talk her school clothes off and walk in the door

Bar Lady: OUT!!!!!!!!

Nancy looks down

Nancy: i forgot to take my socks off

[Angeltigger]

On Friday the 7th october
in the village

Nancy: I could date your brother
Hannah: but he my brother, it like you’re my mate and his my brother and it just not right

Hannah: Nancy i am not being rude but Rhys don't like younger girls

Outside the pub
Nancy: i shall go in the pub and talk to Rhys
Hannah: but you too young
Nancy: i can make myself older

Nancy talk her school clothes off and walk in the door

Bar Lady: OUT!!!!!!!!

Nancy looks down

Nancy: i forgot to take my socks off

[Angeltigger]

Nancy: Watch where you are going?
Hannah: you watch were you were going?
Nancy: If i was a elder person, you could have broken my hips

a little bit on

Hannah: Are you always this rude
Nancy: only when i don't know someone

[Katy]

lol yeaj id forgotten them. Nancys really funny.

[Angeltigger]

Yep she sure is

[Angeltigger]

When Tony was doing his talk- Mandy come in and tell the boys what has happened and than they go and tony is still standing there read and the the police man told him to leave

[Chris_2k11]

Tony: 'What's going on?'
Dom: 'Im cooking us all some tea'
Tony: 'Well im not hungry!'
Tony (to Mandy): 'What's he doing in my kitchen?!' :lol:

[Chris_2k11]

Tony: 'So Dom, you and your fengshui can jog on dot com!' :lol:

[Chris_2k11]

Tony: 'Ok Mandy, calm down! :rolleyes: Do you want to borrow my bag?' :lol:
Mandy: 'NO! We don't need the bag!' :mad: *rips it up* :D

[Chris_2k11]

Cameron: 'You're not gonna eat those biscuits in there are you?' :eek: :D

[Chris_2k11]

Mandy: 'I wanna talk to you about students'
Tony: 'Oh no mandy, no way! This is gonna be a classy venue! Not some scumbag dive!' :angry: I felt like throwing something at the TV when he said that! :nono: lol

[xXxJessxXx]

Tony: 'Ok Mandy, calm down! :rolleyes: Do you want to borrow my bag?' :lol:
Mandy: 'NO! We don't need the bag!' :mad: *rips it up* :D

lol. o i havnt seen this in at least over 2 weeks! too much work to do :thumbsdow . its hard to get back into it after you've been out for a while. i will have to sit my self down and make me watch it! lol these lines seem so funny! lol

still cant beleive tony's going on about that bag! lol that was months ago, seems like i havnt missed much on the tony front! lol :lol: bless him.

[Angeltigger]

Tony: 'Ok Mandy, calm down! :rolleyes: Do you want to borrow my bag?' :lol:
Mandy: 'NO! We don't need the bag!' :mad: *rips it up* :D

Yeah that one was funny

[xsoftladybugx]

Mandy and Tony have some really good scenes together!! :lol:

[Chris_2k11]

Nicole to Justin: 'Well can't we go to a Cafe or something?' :searchme:

Erm.. you're on the run Nicole.. :rolleyes: remember!? :rolleyes:

[xsoftladybugx]

What an idiot!!

[Chris_2k11]

What an idiot!!lol! I know! :lol:

[Angeltigger]

Yeah but she is not on the run justin is on the run.

[xXxJessxXx]

Yeah but she is not on the run justin is on the run.

well she sort of is her self now. i mean yeah she can just give up and go home and they will popably just question her and try and get her to tell them where Justin is but she is basically breaking the law her self. so yeah she is on the run beacuse she's running form the police with justin, she's not in as much trouble as he is but its still an offence, thats why becca went to the police when she was in the same situation after metting him. holding evidence and all that.

[Angeltigger]

Yeah i know that- so it was stupid thing to do- That is what Nicole is like

[Angeltigger]

When Nicole and Justin were hiding

Nicole: I could not get any money, but i got you this
(*show him the Cd player*)
Justin: what can i do with that? Yeah i will just go home and get some CD's
Nicole: well i don't know
Justin: yeah you didn't

See Nicole has always been a bit thick she is a blondle

[Chris_2k11]

OB: 'Well all lie to Tony! It's practically the law!' :lol:

[Chris_2k11]

Mandy: 'It's coming!' :eek:
Tony: 'What's coming?!' :confused:

:lol:What do you think Tony!! :rolleyes: :rotfl:

[Katy]

that was so funny. In fact the whole baby scene was funny and sad at the same time. Also its not really a quote but when the alarm went off in the next room and Tony jumped up thinking it was Mandy
Mandy - Im meant to be keeping my blood pressure down, your not helping"

[Angeltigger]

And when mandy told tony to get the midwife- he was like what button do i press, what do i do, than he just run down the corrier screaming nurse nurse

[Chris_2k11]

Liz: 'Go on! Get out of my house!' :angry:
Carrie: 'Pleasure!' :lol:

[Chris_2k11]

Dannii: 'Forget the we! Were gonna do this the Carbone way!' :cool:
Russ: 'You're gonna have her murdered?!' :eek:

:rotfl:

[Angeltigger]

Dom: Tony asked me to ask you some questions
Mandy i just spoke to him a hour ago
Dom: i know but he remember some more
Mandy: ok Than

Dom ask the first question about the baby book

Dom: is the baby Pink
Mandy: No she Green- of course she is pink

[di marco]

OB: 'Well all lie to Tony! It's practically the law!' :lol:

lol yeh that was funny! :D

[Angeltigger]

No-one has been on here for a long time

hannah today(even though i don't like her)
when she said to josh i don't have the jabs to go into his room that something a girl would say to her brother

[di marco]

No-one has been on here for a long time

hannah today(even though i don't like her)
when she said to josh i don't have the jabs to go into his room that something a girl would say to her brother

i dunno they might say something similar to that

[Lennie]

I will give you a preview for tomorrow's ch4 episode:

Becca asked Justin how was Bonfire night here (in the prison) and Justin answered - "half the arsonists in the North are in here"

(i liked the little joke they had in that scene)

[di marco]

lee: you can have as much funding as you need, i love animals, see (picks up toy eagle)
bombhead/freddie (cant remember which): thats a toy!

[Angeltigger]

It was Zara

[Lennie]

That was funny, when i watched it again on E4 today

[di marco]

It was Zara

ok thanks

[Lennie]

Do you remember the duck quote - when Lee was asking Bombhead can we trust Chris - that was funny lol

[Angeltigger]

and when lee was eating a donut(sp) he toke a huge bite out of it than he find out he has sid he was going to use a lot of money and he saw i have bit more than i could chew

[Lennie]

and when lee was eating a donut(sp) he toke a huge bite out of it than he find out he has sid he was going to use a lot of money and he saw i have bit more than i could chew

Thats was funny as well lol

[di marco]

Do you remember the duck quote - when Lee was asking Bombhead can we trust Chris - that was funny lol

yeh i vaguely remember, what was it again?

[Chris_2k11]

Becca: 'What have you two been talking about then?'
OB: 'Oh Jake's just been telling me about how he doesn't want kids!'
Jake: 'OB!' :eek: :mad:

haha, Becca's face was a picture! :rotfl:

[di marco]

Becca: 'What have you two been talking about then?'
OB: 'Oh Jake's just been telling me how he doesn't want kids!'
Jake: 'OB!' :eek: :mad:

haha, Becca's face was a picture! :rotfl:

yeh lol that was funny!

[Lennie]

Becca: 'What have you two been talking about then?'
OB: 'Oh Jake's just been telling me how he doesn't want kids!'
Jake: 'OB!' :eek: :mad:

haha, Becca's face was a picture! :rotfl:


Yeah that was funny lol - then she ran out

[Lennie]

Zara and Freddie having her vegan dinner -

Zara: I'm such a freak

that made me laugh - i think she said something on the lines of that

[Lennie]

Found these on the IMDB Database:

Memorable Quotes from
"Hollyoaks"


Frankie Dean: My Craig could sell sand to the desert.


Rebecca 'Becca' Hayton: [about Justin] He kissed me in the middle of the classroom
Ben Davies: Blimey, he's got some bottle for a 16-year-old, ain't he?
Rebecca 'Becca' Hayton: He's 15...


Max Cunningham: Simple but brilliant... just like OB.

Lee Hunter: Oh, come on. OB could flog g-strings to nuns.


Dannii Carbone: [about Zara] That girl could start an argument in an empty room!


Richard Taylor: [shouts] Timber!



[B]Justin Burton: [about Becca] She thinks I'm too young.
Ali Taylor: She's not wrong there.


Darlene Taylor: [about Justin] You do have your uses, don't you?


Craig Dean: [to Jack] Chill out, Daddy-o!


Frankie Dean: [about a lavendar pillow] I've heard it's good for flatulence.


Ali Taylor: What sort of film is this?
Justin Burton: It's porn...!


Craig Dean: Richard Branson didn't build up his fleets by helping his mum set the video...


Jack Osborne: Craig Dean, you could sell snow to the Eskimos.


Tony Hutchinson: [about Ali and Darlene] You're not surely suggesting we indulge them, are you?
Mandy Richardson Hutchinson: Well, you should have thought of that before getting your kit off, shouldn't you?


Lee Hunter: Do you really think going with all of Dan's mates will bring him back?
Lisa Hunter: Thanks, Lee. Now I know how you really feel.


Steph Dean: What did I get back? Nothing!
Frankie Dean: I know, love. But your arm looks good...


Lisa Hunter: I want you to get to know my family better.
Ben Davies: I already know them!
Lisa Hunter: Yeah, well, it's different now.


Jack Osborne: If she's old enough to be in college then I'm Miss World.
Sam 'OB' O'Brien: Then put your bikini on, Jack, 'cause she's doing media studies.


Stacey: I'll see if I can get you a job at the salon.
Lee Hunter: Thank you, I could kiss you right now!
Stacey: Most men could - I'm gorgeous!

[Angeltigger]

they are funny

[Lennie]

The Frankie and Steph was the funny one

[di marco]

yeh those are funny, thanks for posting them! :)

[Chris_2k11]

Dannii Carbone: [about Zara] That girl could start an argument in an empty room! Lmao! Lovin' that one! :lol:

[Eve4eva]

Lmao! Lovin' that one! :lol:

Its true tho right! :D

[Chris_2k11]

Nicole: 'It was a misunderstanding about the pig! We didn't know that the owner had rescued it before we did!' :(
Judge: 'A PIG?!' :eek:
Jury: *laughs* :D

LMAO! :lol:Omg, I couldn't stop laughing at that scene! :rotfl: One of the funniest quotes in a long time! :lol: As if she thought they were talking about the pig though! :rolleyes: haha! :D

[Lennie]

Nicole: 'It was a misunderstanding about the pig! We didn't know that the owner had rescued it before we did!' :(
Judge: 'A PIG?!' :eek:
Jury: *laughs* :D


I love this quote as well - the judge's reaction was funny :lol:

[di marco]

Nicole: 'It was a misunderstanding about the pig! We didn't know that the owner had rescued it before we did!'
Judge: 'A PIG?!' :eek:
Jury: *laughs* :D

LMAO! :lol:Omg, I couldn't stop laughing at that scene! :rotfl: One of the funniest quotes in a long time! :lol: As if she thought they were talking about the pig though! :rolleyes: haha! :D

i know, nicoles so stupid! :D

[Chris_2k11]

Justin: 'I wont be a sec'
Nicole: 'Where you going!? I'll come with you!'
Justin: 'No it's ok, i'll be back in a minute'
Nicole: 'Ok, i'll miss you!' :( :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[Angeltigger]

Justin: 'I wont be a sec'
Nicole: 'Where you going!? I'll come with you!'
Justin: 'No it's ok, i'll be back in a minute'
Nicole: 'Ok, i'll miss you!' :( :rolleyes: :rolleyes:That one make me :sick:

[Chris_2k11]

Carrie: 'Well atleast my daughter aint a drunk!'
Liz: :eek: *slap!* :rotfl:
Carrie: 'I'll have you for assault!' :eek:

Assault! lmao! :rotfl: She only tapped her! :lol:

[Angel_Chico]

Carrie go over the top sometimes

[Chris_2k11]

Carrie go over the top sometimesI love it when people like Liz & Carrie go over the top! It's soooo funny! :D

[Angeltigger]

Yep it sure is

[myvoice]

When Macki's mates were moving in on Justin

Nicole: I'll protect you!!!
Nancy: What are you gonna do? Bore them to death!!!

[myvoice]

Justin: You just called her daughter a tramp
Liz: She called Mel a drunk
Justin: Mel is a drunk!!!

[xsoftladybugx]

:rotfl:

[di marco]

Justin: You just called her daughter a tramp
Liz: She called Mel a drunk
Justin: Mel is a drunk!!!

lol that sounds funny! :D

[di marco]

nicole says something about having a hiccy (i turned it on at this point so didnt hear exactly what she said)
nancy: just cos youve got a hiccy dont mean youve slept with him!
nicole: i did sleep with him!

[Angeltigger]

she was talking about a love bite

[di marco]

she was talking about a love bite

yeh i know, thats what i said

[Angeltigger]

Oh well so sorry- i thought you never knew

[di marco]

Oh well so sorry- i thought you never knew

thats ok, i said i knew she was talking about the love bite, but didnt hear exactly what she said about it as i had just turned it on

[Chris_2k11]

Nicole: 'Speak up guys! I can't quite hear every syllable!' :lol:

[Katy]

yeah that was a good one, i might try that when my mum and dad talk about me.

Nicole - Oh hi babe, no hannah its ok my dad thinks your Justin.

It wasnt really the line it was the facial expressions. It really did crack me up tonight.

Also Bombhead telling Lee about his dad.

Lee - so your dads a clown, with the circus, whos getting married on friday, in Chester.
Bombhead - Yeh got it in one

[Chris_2k11]

Louise: 'You don't have to pay for this anymore Dannii.... he does!'

Loved that line! Perfect ending to last night's episode! :thumbsup:

[Chris_2k11]

Nicole to Rob: 'How stupid can you be?! You really are stupid!'

Listen who's talking! :eek: :rotfl:

[Lennie]

Nicole to Rob: 'How stupid can you be?! You really are stupid!'

Listen who's talking! :eek: :rotfl:

Nicole was a bit harsh to Rob when she said that.

The only stupid person is Nicole :angry:

[Chris_2k11]

Tony: 'Ey! I hope your gonna behave yourself tonight'
Justin: 'Ya wha?'
Tony: 'Especially now you're in someone else's house! I could still take you, you know!'
Justin: 'You couldn't take me shopping Tony!'
Tony: :eek:

:rotfl:

Mandy: 'So Justin, did Santa bring you anything nice for xmas?'
Justin: *looks at Becca* 'Can't complain!' :lol:

[Chris_2k11]

Nancy: 'The truth is Nicole, now Justin's tried a nice tasty meal, there's no way he's going back for scraps!' :lol:Nice one Nancy! :cheer:

[Angeltigger]

Yeah you are right Chris

[Lennie]

Nancy: 'The truth is Nicole, now Justin's tried a nice tasty meal, there's no way he's going back for scraps!' :lol:Nice one Nancy! :cheer:

That was a good one - Nancy has some great lines

[Lennie]

Remember this one - lol

Ben reading the first copies of his and Izzy's wedding invitations....
Ben: You are invited to the wedding of Benjamin Davies and his ride to be Easy Cornwell.

[Chris_2k11]

Remember this one - lol

Ben reading the first copies of his and Izzy's wedding invitations....
Ben: You are invited to the wedding of Benjamin Davies and his ride to be Easy Cornwell.Lmao! :rotfl: I remember that one! :cheer: Ben had some great lines! :lol:

[Lennie]

Rhys talking about him and Sarah

Rhys: We start talking and we get on like a house on fire
Gilly: Yeah and your house will be on fire if her mum finds out whats on your agenda!

[Lennie]

Steph Dean: [at Cameron's audition for a band] Cam can sing.
Declan: I sing.
Steph Dean: Yeah, well you might want a night off!
Declan: Name me one band with two singers.
Steph Dean: The Beatles.
Declan: Apart from The Beatles.
Steph Dean: Oasis. Oh, and Abba!
Declan: Do we look like Abba?
Steph Dean: Well, you could grow your beard a bit longer.

[Angeltigger]

Steph Dean: [at Cameron's audition for a band] Cam can sing.
Declan: I sing.
Steph Dean: Yeah, well you might want a night off!
Declan: Name me one band with two singers.
Steph Dean: The Beatles.
Declan: Apart from The Beatles.
Steph Dean: Oasis. Oh, and Abba!
Declan: Do we look like Abba?
Steph Dean: Well, you could grow your beard a bit longer.
Is Declan a new character

[Katy]

no he was in it for one episode when cameon auditioned for a band.

Not really a quote but i found it really funny when Jake shouted GET IN when nancy said she was returning home.

[Chris_2k11]

Becca: 'What do you need the money for!?'
Justin: 'Well I was thinking of buying meself a new yo-yo!' :rolleyes:

:rotfl:

[Angeltigger]

Yeah that one is funny

[Chris_2k11]

Max: 'Pulled it off didn't I O.B?!'
O.B: 'Who are you kidding! Without Claire you were dancing like a teletubby!' haha! :D

[Angeltigger]

Liz talking about Darlence with Craig
Liz: why can't you get a nice one?
Justin: i don't want a Boyfriend? i perfer women- it was not girls :rotfl: :lol:

[Chris_2k11]

Liz talking about Darlence with Craig
Liz: why can't you get a nice one?
Justin: i don't want a Boyfriend? i perfer women- it was not girls :rotfl: :lol:Aww I must have missed that one! :(

[Angeltigger]

Aww I must have missed that one! :(did you not watch it

[Chris_2k11]

did you not watch itYeah I watched it but I just never heard that quote.

[Angeltigger]

It was so funny- than jake was at the door

[di marco]

Liz talking about Darlence with Craig
Liz: why can't you get a nice one?
Justin: i don't want a Boyfriend? i perfer women- it was not girls :rotfl: :lol:

yeh that was well funny, justin saying he didnt want a boyfriend lol! :D

[Katy]

there were some funny episodes in tonights. i liked Gilly and Rhys in the subar

Rhys - so you read all the books
Gilly - no i read all the backs and you just make it up as you go along and whoever can argue the longest wins.
Rhys - Oh right
Gilly i even have aname for it gillyosiphy

[Lennie]

Liz to Justin "Look at Darlene she's got a lovely boyfriend in Craig you could have that too"
Justin "I don't want a boyfriend, I prefer women!"

[Angeltigger]

Liz to Justin "Look at Darlene she's got a lovely boyfriend in Craig you could have that too"
Justin "I don't want a boyfriend, I prefer women!"

I did that one before

[Lennie]

Oh right sorry - didnt see it :)

[Angeltigger]

Oh right sorry - didnt see it :)

Was just saying- but i did enjoy it and i loved the way that Justin said women and not girls- as he is kind of like a boy

[Lennie]

I think it would be weird, him saying girls - if he had said that

I just dont see him as a boy - but a young mature man

[Katy]

As a City Fan all my life im loving the City quotes that Gilly comes out with, e.g. his fish named Georgio after georgio kingladski.

Rhys- You alright mate
Gilly - Yeh im a City fan and however many goals your winning by they never fail to let you down

Gilly has now become my favourite comedy character. Hes taken over Lees place.

[Angeltigger]

I think it would be weird, him saying girls - if he had said that

I just dont see him as a boy - but a young mature manYeah and it also because he at the age where he going up and he is young mature man as everything he has gone through

[Lennie]

Yeah and it also because he at the age where he going up and he is young mature man as everything he has gone through

Its like he told Mel - when he went back to school, everyone seemed young compared to him and Mel said something about being the age you earn not the age you are.

In experience he is 22/23 but in age he is 16.

[Angeltigger]

Its like he told Mel - when he went back to school, everyone seemed young compared to him and Mel said something about being the age you earn not the age you are.

In experience he is 22/23 but in age he is 16.

The age you are and the a dog age- but everyone will seemed young compared to him as he has been throught more and he got to kiss an older women

[Chris_2k11]

Louise: 'I don't know about you, but I always feel frisky after a good workout!' :love:
Mandy: 'All I wanna do is lay down!' :nono: :rolleyes:

:lol:

[Angeltigger]

Becca: Just what are you doing
Justin: playing football (like what else is he going to be doing, so silly sometimes becca)
Becca: with a wall

[x Amby x]

Just before Hollyoaks: Back From The Dead-
Andy: Ahhh A New Face in Hell!

or something like that anyway lol

[Katy]

i thought that was so evil when he said that.

Also the whole i do like to be beside the seaside song.

Sam - I do like to be beside the seaside , What comes next???
Russ - the prom prom prom.

I thought the whole thing was really funny.

[Chris_2k11]

Mandy: 'You can't arrest me! Im a respectable mother of one!' :D

And also when she had to get her fingerprints took at the police station - "Im not putting my hands in that! Do you know how long it took to get these nails as good as this!" :lol:

Haha! Something along those lines anyway! :D

[Katy]

yeh that was good

Police Officer - whos first?
the girls all look at each other
Police Officer - ok Mother Hutchinson.

then she started going on about her nails.

[Angeltigger]

can't believe i missed those line- they are so funny

[Chris_2k11]

Craig: (talking about Darlene) 'Andy's death has really affected her!'

Oh please! :rolleyes: She wasn't even there!

[di marco]

Craig: (talking about Darlene) 'Andy's death has really affected her!'

Oh please! :rolleyes: She wasn't even there!

haha, he said alis death you idiot lol!

[Chris_2k11]

haha, he said alis death you idiot lol!Lmao really?! :rotfl: I could have swore he said Andy! :o :lol:

[di marco]

Lmao really?! :rotfl: I could have swore he said Andy! :o :lol:

nope he definitely said ali, i just asked my sis! you need to get your hearing tested lol! i bet you feel like a right moron now hehe! :D

[Chris_2k11]

nope he definitely said ali, i just asked my sis! you need to get your hearing tested lol! i bet you feel like a right moron now hehe! :DLmao yep :o :D I thought it was a bit weird him saying Andy! :confused: :lol: haha!

[Angeltigger]

Darlence don't know about andy being dead so craig said ali is dead

[Chris_2k11]

Darlence don't know about andy being dead so craig said ali is deadYeah i've kinda worked that one out now...

[emma_strange]

Craig- do you lie on a couch?
Cameron- no
Craig- why not?
Cameron- because hes got chairs

:lol:

[x Amby x]

yeah i liked that one, with Cameron and Craig. I liked it when Steph was on the phone to that guy for the guitarist auditions and she said 'Cool' after every other word!

[di marco]

ste: i watched a documentary the other day about the sun, do you know how hot it is?
amy: erm no
ste: well hot! :rolleyes:

[Angeltigger]

ste: i watched a documentary the other day about the sun, do you know how hot it is?
amy: erm no
ste: well hot! :rolleyes:I thought he was going to say but not as hot as you

[Chris_2k11]

ste: i watched a documentary the other day about the sun, do you know how hot it is?
amy: erm no
ste: well hot! :rolleyes:lmao I thought that bit was quite funny :lol:

[x Amby x]

yeah that quote was quite funny.

[Katy]

i liked Max talking to Tony and Dom about the supposed Sex shop.

Max - I wonder if they will stock your claim to fame Tone
Dom - What!.

[Chris_2k11]

Jake: She's back on the pill Craig...
Craig: You can't get pregnant on the pill.
Jake: Oh can't you?
Craig: No.
Jake: I know Craig!

haha! :D

[x Amby x]

Gilly: Whoah Stop the music DJ

[x Amby x]

Gilly: If bickering was meat i'd be a vegetarian

and then he sais another thing like that and Mark was just like 'Yeah ok i get it now!'

[Chris_2k11]

Gilly: Whoah Stop the music DJlmao I was just about to mention that one! :D :lol:

[di marco]

and what gilly said to mark about if jessica didnt have any legs she would be as tall as him lol or something like that! :D

[x Amby x]

yeah and when Gilly was saying Mark was in panto as one of the 7 dwarfs!

[x Amby x]

He was like
Gilly: Oh you must have been Dopey
Then Mark sais something like
Mark: I did things to Jessica you can only imagine doing, so that would make me Happy
or something like that!

[Chris_2k11]

Sophie: Sam's sentence starts in an hour.
Mel: Oooh, what channel's it on? :hmm:

:rotfl:

[di marco]

mark: do you want a punch in the face
gilly: do you want a step ladder?!

[9161leanne]

gilly talking to olivia about mark

gilly: get lost he is one of the borrowers, he still buys his clothes in the kiddies department lol

that was sooo funny

[di marco]

jessica: men you dont have a clue do you?
(or something like that!)
i thought it was so accurate lol! :D

[Chris_2k11]

jessica: men you dont have a clue do you?
(or something like that!)
i thought it was so accurate lol! :DHow rude! :angry: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Katy]

the ones with Mark and Gilly have been great recently.

I liked when they were in the hospital

Gilly to the Nurse - What time you on till.

Mark - What time you on till, she isnt a taxi driver.

[x Amby x]

yeah the quotes between Gilly and Mark have been quite funny, mainly because they were both insulting each other! lol

[di marco]

How rude! :angry: :rotfl: :rotfl:

hmmm yeh maybe rude, but still very very very accurate lol! :D

[Chris_2k11]

Gilly (about Louise): Ohh, what's Cruella doing ere!

:D

[Chris_2k11]

Sean to Louise: Incase you haven't noticed, there's no-one else here so you don't have to try and show off.

lol :D that one made me laugh for some reason :p

[di marco]

sophie (to mel): you have the attention span of a gnat!

[Petal]

Gilly to Rhys: It's time to get over Mrs Barnes and under Miss Barnes.

[Chris_2k11]

Sean: You spiked my coffee Sophie?

:eek:

[Chris_2k11]

Mike: Do you not think it's about time you put this thing to bed? :searchme:

They already have Mr Barnes! :rotfl:

[Chris_2k11]

Mel: I'll tell you something, you haven't felt self loathing until you're on your knees of a public toilet fighting the urge to lick the floor.

Good writing & script there. :clap:

[di marco]

Mel: I'll tell you something, you haven't felt self loathing until you're on your knees of a public toilet fighting the urge to lick the floor.

Good writing & script there. :clap:

yeh that line was really good! :)

[Chris_2k11]

Old Tart: So Rhys, how long have you been seeing my daughter?
Rhys: Erm... not long.
Sarah: Just a week Mum!
Amy: Oh and the rest! It's been dragging on like forever! :rolleyes:


Possibly one of the most intelligent things Amy has ever said! :rotfl:

[Chris_2k11]

Just watching the omnibus and heard this one.. :lol:

Frankie to Craig: I've lost two pounds this week you know, not that anybody's noticed!


Yeah because two pounds is just soooo noticeable :rolleyes: haha! :rotfl:

[Chris_2k11]

Josh: Dad, do you have to be here?
Daddy Ashworth: It's my house.


Funny that, because you never seem to be bloody in it! :rotfl:

[Katy]

haha, i tought youd pick up on that one.

i liked some of the lines when the barnes were at dinner.

The dad said something to Rhys like "in order to handle my wife you need to get on top of her" or something to that effect

[x Amby x]

I liked this one!

Jez: Just because you think i was born with a silver spoon in my mouth!
Joe: Silver Spoon? you were born with the whole flaming cutlery set!