Favourite Quotes From Series 7

[Angeldelight]

Favourite Quotes From Series 7

Neil– It’s not going to be easy to change the way that things are done around here. It’s going to take the right sort of Principal Officer. How would you feel if I put your name up for the job?
Colin– What, step into Jim Fenner’s shoes?
Neil– Be a better fit on you than they ever were on him. I’d make sure you disinfected them first of course

Tina– Hiya Mrs Hollamby! Bet you didn’t expect to see me again so soon eh?
Hollamby– I’m surprised it’s taken you as long O’Kane, your sort always get vertigo on the straight and narrow

Neil– We’re sweeping all of the bad apples off G-Wing Di, speaking of which, how’s Jim getting on?
Di– How do you think?
Neil– If you want my advice Di, take advantage of the situation – he got arrested on your wedding day – get an annulment

Darlene– What you doing back in here girl?
Tina– I’m an arsonist now
Darlene– Arsonist? What you set fire to, your dinner?
Tina– Oh no, no…clothes shop
Darlene– How many more years me have to spend with you, with your snorting in the night? Welcome home girl

Hollamby– Tull…Beverley
Bev– Hollamby…Bodybag

Fenner– Should my ears be burning?
Colin– More than your ears Fenner

Tina– He’s like a flippin’ boomerang, he just keeps coming back
Julie S- Bit like you Teen?
Julie J– Fenner’s more like herpes, that keeps coming back n’all

Julie S– We will make a go of it mate
Julie J– Mean it?
Julie S– Yeah. Bleedin’ cancer might come back and beat me, but I ain’t gonna let Fenner

Natalie– Oi! They better sack that bitch for what she did to me
Colin– She didn’t do that much damage, your mouth’s still working

[Katy]

colin to natalie was the best one i couldnt stop laughing

[Rach33]

I know it isn't Series 7 but I have to put it cos it's pure class

Series 4 Yvonne Atkins to Maxi Purvis

Yvonne- life's a bitch just like me

[Johnny Allen]

Hollamby– Tull…Beverley
Bev– Hollamby…Bodybag
That one was a classic

[Rach33]

Bodybag's son in last nights episode after bodybag won't give him money and they are waving her and Malcolm off on honeymoon

Bobby Darren- Hope your boat sinks

Phyl as Neil arrives at hostage scene

Phyl- if that's the cavalry the old dear's had it

[Angeldelight]

Hollamby– You haven’t exactly got God’s children for neighbours so don’t get too excited
Sister Thomas– We’re all God’s children
Hollamby– It’s lunch in half an hour so you can judge for yourself if he’s wasted his time on that lot out there

Natalie– You dress up like a penguin and tell everyone you’re married to Jesus and I’m nuts?
Sister Thomas– I prefer to call it a personality disorder.

Arun– Those pills were hormone pills, female hormones
Sister Thomas– Forgive me, but I don’t understand
Arun– Two years ago I had a penis. I was born a boy Sister

Julie S– Maybe we could do Mrs Hollamby’s wedding
Julie J– Yeah, only I don’t think we’ve got enough foundation to cover up them broken veins around her snout