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twinkle_eyes83
07-06-2005, 13:25
not sure if this is in the right place but if it aint iam sure someone will put it there i laughed so much i thought my waters were going to break but here goes




For those of you who don't have kids or are far too young to remember
the splendid children's TV programme "Rainbow", this may be a little
lost on you...... but it was a great show to watch!
Almost too ridiculous to believe... Below is transcript taken from the
Rainbow clip. Innuendo all the way....

The sketch opens with Zippy peeling a banana...

Zippy: "One skin, two skin, three skin, four.... "

George: "Zippy, where is Bungle?"

Zippy: "I think Geoffrey is trying to get him up"

We see a view of the door and hear Bungle moaning from behind it.

Bungle: "Geoffrey, I can't get it in"

Geoffrey: "You managed it last night"

Bungle: "I know, let's try it round the other way around. Ooooooh, I've got it in"

Bungle and Geoffrey enter the studio with Bungle carrying a hammer and peg kit

Bungle: "Would you stick this on the shelf, George"

George: "I can't reach, you'll have to stick it up yourself,

Geoffrey (to camera) " Hello everyone, today we are talking about playing"

Bungle: "Playing with each other, Geoffrey?"

Geoffrey: "Yes Bungle, do you have a special friend that you like to play with?"

George: "Yesterday we played with our balls.

Are we going to play with our friend's balls today?"

Bungle: "Yes, and we can play with our twangers as well."

Geoffrey (to camera): Have you seen Bungles twanger?

Zippy: "Oh I have, I showed him how to pluck with it."

Bungle: "It's my plucking instrument."

Geoffrey asks the audience if they can pluck like Bungle

Zippy: "I can, I'm the best plucker here."

George: "And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Zippy?"

Zippy: "Well of course it is, Your peg wouldn't go in if it was soft."

Geoffrey: "Let's get back to Bungle's twanger."

Bungle (excited): "Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all paint our twangers couldn't we?"

George: "Let's sing that plucking song."

Bungle: "Rod and Roger can get their instruments out and Jane has got two lovely Maracas."

Singers Rod, Roger and Jane enter.

Rod: "We could hear you all banging away."

Roger: "Banging can be fun."

Jane: "Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod and Roger."

Roger (looking sad): "Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument."

Geoffrey: "Never mind Roger, let sing the plucking song, come on

everybody get your instruments out."

Rod (to Jane): "Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging away?"

Jane: "Oh no Rod, I was blowing a lot with Roger last night. But would you

like to play with my maracas?"

Zippy: "No, let's just pluck away with our twangers."

Bungle: "Yes, it doesn't matter what size your twanger is."

Zippy: "I've got a big red one."

George: "I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to play with it."

Geoffrey (to viewers): "Well, have you got your twangers out? And remember,

you can bounce your balls at the same time. If you haven't got any balls,

ask a friend if you can play with his. Now, let's all sing the plucking song."

Everyone in studio: "Pluck, pluck, pluck away, we're going to pluck all day today."

"Pluck, pluck, pluck away, we're going to pluck all day."

Geoffrey (to viewers): " It's time for us all to go now, but don't forget to

get your twangers out and play with your balls." "See you soon. Bye."



:rotfl: :rotfl:

Siobhan
07-06-2005, 13:53
I seen that before and it was on the website with sound from the original show.. It was an actually episode and I crack up laughing everytime I read it...

Brilliant :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Luna
07-06-2005, 14:42
I remember reading that a while ago - I think it said at the end that the writer and some of the other staff were fired for that episode!!!

Trinity
07-06-2005, 14:43
I'm not surprised, it would go right over most kids heads - but some do watch with their parents!

Trinity
07-06-2005, 14:44
I'm not surprised, it would go right over most kids heads - but some do watch with their parents!

daisy38
07-06-2005, 14:45
Oh i remember reading that! But hey, it still made me laugh! :lol:

Meh
07-06-2005, 15:11
I seen that before and it was on the website with sound from the original show.. It was an actually episode and I crack up laughing everytime I read it...

Brilliant :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

You wouldn't happen to have the url?

dddMac1
07-06-2005, 15:23
that just made me Laugh i'm not suprised they got sacked.i remember Rainbow pity it's not on now

Siobhan
07-06-2005, 15:33
You wouldn't happen to have the url?

Yep found it in my saved mail from last year

http://rainbow.arch.scriptmania.com/rainbow_tv_episode.html

hazey
07-06-2005, 17:03
Thanks for that it was well funny, I use to watch with my son,but didnt remember this one.

dddMac1
07-06-2005, 17:08
i used to watch it with my mum i must of been about 4

Luna
07-06-2005, 18:17
Yep found it in my saved mail from last year

http://rainbow.arch.scriptmania.com/rainbow_tv_episode.html




OMG That was so funny....i'm crying with laughter!!!! :rotfl: :lol:


I will never look at Zippy George and Bungle in the same light again